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PixelPop: GenePool Extinction

Biodiversity, conservation biology, conservation strategies, data analysis, demographic information, ecological genetics, Endangered species, evolutionary biology, Extinction, extinction risks, genepool, genetic diversity, genetic variation, natural populations, PixelPop, population dynamics, population genetics, population size, research methods, species conservation, species management, species survival., University of Helsinki

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Buildings Constructed:	28

so like, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers.

we got like, genetic diversity data and demographic information comin outta our ears, man. u wanna know bout extinction risks of natural populations? we got u covered, fam.

join dis server and u gonna be like, whoa, dis is da best decision i ever made in my whole life. u gonna be buildin epic castles and fightin dragons like a boss.

so what u waitin for? come join us and let’s conquer dis minecraft world together!

Sukuna’s Magic Realm Minecraft Server

Anime, card game, collectible card game, cursed object, cursed spirit, dark magic, Demon, FANTASY, If Sukuna was a magic card, jujutsu kaisen, Magic, magic card, Manga, Minecraft, Powers, Realm, Server, Shaman, shikigami, Sorcerer, sukuna, SUKUNAS, Supernatural, TCG, yuji itadori

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Animals Bred:	60
Towns Built:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Imagine if Sukuna from Jujutsu Kaisen was a magic card in Minecraft… well, on our server, he is! Join us and battle it out with Sukuna himself, who will try to steal your diamonds and challenge you to epic PvP battles.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon while riding a pig, you’ll unlock the ability to fly without wings!

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try your luck at our custom-made parkour courses that will test your skills and patience. Just be warned, falling into the lava pit will send you straight to the Nether where you’ll have to fight off zombie pigmen with nothing but a wooden sword.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even run into Sukuna himself and challenge him to a dance-off… or a duel to the death.

ExcuseMeImCrafting Minecraft SMP

balancing work and personal life, Comedy Show, emergency, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, Girlfriend, last minute, leave work early, Minecraft, new job, Obligations, Prioritizing, short notice, sick, smp, social event, TICKETS, Time management, time off, unexpected event, work commitment, work flexibility, work-life balance

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1808
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Looking for a legit excuse to leave work early? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect reason to ditch work and dive into a world of blocky madness!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building insane structures, battling mythical creatures, and exploring endless realms filled with treasure and danger.

Need a reason to join? How about this: rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground city filled with diamonds and gold. But be warned, only the bravest and most skilled players can uncover its hidden treasures.

So why waste your time at work when you could be embarking on epic quests and forming alliances with fellow gamers? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block master!

StiffedCraft: WIBTAH Wax Ladies

Brazilian wax, customer service, Disrespect, employment, intimate waxing, ladies, loyalty, new waxer, personal grooming, Petty, Restaurant, salon, Server, service industry, Sour Taste, stiffed, StiffedCraft, tip percentage, Tipping, wax, wax lady, waxing, WIBTAH

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	914
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Looking for a new Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is like getting a Brazilian wax – intimate and exciting! Join us and leave a good tip of fun and craziness!

Imagine this: you’ve been mining and crafting with us for years, leaving behind a trail of diamonds and laughs. But then, one day, you stumble upon a new server that leaves you with only 7% of the fun you used to have. That’s just disrespectful!

Don’t be an asshole, join our server where the only thing getting waxed is our sense of humor. Leave behind the old and embrace the new, where the blocks are always hot and the tips are always generous. Come on, don’t be shy – join us today and let the fun begin!

AliveAndCrafty Minecraft SMP

achieving goals, AliveAndCrafty, appreciating beauty, emotional well being, enjoying life, experiencing joy, finding happiness, finding meaning, living fully, Making A Difference, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming challenges, personal growth, physical health, purpose in life, pursuing passions, reasons for living, relationships, Self Discovery, smp, spiritual fulfillment

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Farms Harvested:	498
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Are you tired of living in the boring real world where you have to pay bills and adult responsibilities? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, explore hidden dungeons filled with diamond-encrusted llamas, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a crown made out of enchanted golden carrots.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Taco Tuesday, where every block is made of delicious tacos and the only way to survive is by eating your way out. Plus, every new player gets a pet panda that can fly and shoot laser beams from its eyes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash).

ProcrastinationCraft

Decision making, delayed tasks, efficiency, goal-setting, organization, Prioritization, procrastination, ProcrastinationCraft, productivity, SELF AWARENESS, self reflection, self-discipline, task avoidance, task completion, task management, task prioritization, time allocation, time awareness, Time management, time perception, work habits

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9479
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Votes:	5083
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Are you tired of procrastinating on your tasks in real life? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and procrastinate on virtual tasks instead!

Our server is filled with so many distractions and fun activities that you’ll forget all about your real-life responsibilities. Need to clean your room? Nah, build a castle instead! Forgot to do your homework? Don’t worry, you can mine for diamonds all day long!

Join us and let your procrastination reach new levels of epicness. Who needs to adult when you can play Minecraft all day?

SlobberCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, Blowjob, Commission, Cum, Daphne, deep throat, Discord, email, Erotica, explicit, fanfiction, gagging, hentai, Lesbian, Minecraft, oral sex, payment, saliva, Server, SlobberCraft, throat fuck, velma, Velma and Daphne

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Enchantments Applied:	129	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’ll make Velma’s head spin like a propeller! Join us for the most epic adventures and build your own world where anything is possible.

Just like Daphne and Velma, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with our wacky community. And hey, if you’re into commissioning stories like the one above, we got you covered! For just $9 per 1,000 words, you can have your wildest fantasies brought to life by our talented storytellers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, PayPal only – we don’t accept Scooby Snacks as payment.

SMP Shenanigans: Serbia Edition – Minecraft SMP

anger, BALKANS, Conflict, Diplomacy, discrimination, eastern europe, Edition, ethnic tensions, Europe, Genocide, hate, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, kosovo, Minecraft, nationalism, peace negotiations, Political, protest, Serbia, Shenanigans, smp, War

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1674
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy the show. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. It’s like Disneyland, but with more explosions.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken minions. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s because it is.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a truly unforgettable experience. Just remember one thing: FUCK SERBIA!

NoSisNoSittingWeek

Babysitting, busy life, Commitment, Disappointment, errands, family, flexibility, Guilt, Help, me time, new mom, Niece, NoSisNoSittingWeek, overextending, personal commitments, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, social life, Support, workload

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68	Potions Brewed:	31
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Falling into the Void:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Towns Built:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34

Are you tired of feeling guilty for not wanting to babysit your sister’s little one every week? Do you want to avoid being called selfish for wanting to maintain your own sanity? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and escape the pressures of real life responsibilities. Instead of changing diapers and dealing with tantrums, you can build your own virtual world where the only crying you’ll hear is from your fellow players who can’t beat your epic creations.

Forget about feeling guilty – on our server, the only thing you’ll feel is pure joy as you explore endless possibilities and make new friends who understand the struggle of balancing family obligations with personal time.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to babysitting drama forever! Trust us, your niece will thank you for it (even if she doesn’t know it).

CharactActorCraft

Actor, Beloved, career, Casting, CharactActorCraft, Character, Entertainment, FAMOUS, film, iconic, memorable, on-screen, Performance, Personality, portrayal, Role, stereotype, talent, television, typecast, unforgettable

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Gods Slained:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	204
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

Picture this: you’re wandering through the pixelated lands of our Minecraft server when suddenly you stumble upon a player who looks EXACTLY like a famous actor. But not just any actor, oh no. This player IS that actor, in all their glory. You can only see them as the iconic character they played, whether it’s a swashbuckling pirate, a wizard with a lightning scar, or a talking raccoon with a penchant for thievery. Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where the lines between reality and fiction are hilariously blurred. Who knows, you might even run into a player who looks suspiciously like a certain actor who always plays a lovable goofball. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the wacky adventures begin!