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RelaxingParents SMP

Alone Time, balance, Community, coping strategies, Downtime, Emotional support, family, Friends, hobbies, me time, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, parenting, parents, Relaxation, RelaxingParents, self-care, smp, stress relief, support network, wellbeing

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Void Armor Forged:	22
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of constantly being on parent duty without a break in sight? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the chaos of parenthood and dive into a world of blocky adventures.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of zombie villagers start a daycare center in your village. Chaos ensues as they try to teach the baby zombies how to craft pickaxes and build houses. But don’t worry, our experienced staff of moderators will make sure things don’t get too out of hand.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood and are trying to throw surprise birthday parties for all the players. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your inner child run wild while you take a well-deserved break from parenting duties. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockbusterCraft: Life Lessons

BlockBusterCraft, Character development, inspiration, introspection, Journey, lessons, lessons learned, Life, moral, Movie, narrative, personal growth, perspective, plot twist, Redemption, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Story, transformation, wisdom

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Votes:	7083
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where your life is literally turned into a movie! The moral of the story? Well, let’s just say it involves fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, riding pigs into battle, and building a castle made entirely out of diamonds. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

CreepinCraft: Only 70 Blocks Left

blocks, caribbean, CreepinCraft, crime, criminal activity, death toll, gang violence, gang warfare, Haiti, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international news, investigation, law enforcement, left, massacre, peacekeeping mission, security crisis, Tragedy, UN, united nations, Victims, violence

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2723
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

join our minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! we got more chaos than a haitian gang massacre, but in a fun way! at least 70 players dead from laughing too hard at our outrageous shenanigans. the UN even said our server is a must-join for anyone looking for a good time. come on in and see what all the hype is about. just be prepared to leave your sanity at the door!

Whale Watchers in Canada

acoustic monitoring, blue whales, Canada, Canadian researchers, detect, EARTHQUAKES, environmental research, fin whales, Gulf of St Lawrence, Instruments, Land, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecosystems, marine mammals, PRESENCE, seismic activity, seismic detection, seismometers, underwater sounds, Watchers, Whale, whale calls

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1689
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	6042	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Votes:	8709
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

so, like, imagine this, right? a minecraft server where canadian researchers are like, using instruments to listen to whales in the ocean. but get this, they’re not just any whales, they’re fin and blue whales. like, how crazy is that? you can join this server and listen to whale calls while you build your epic minecraft creations. it’s like having a whale concert right in your own virtual world. plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so in tune with nature? come join us and experience the wonders of the deep blue sea while you mine and craft your way to victory. it’s a whale of a good time, trust me.

Alathra: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones with a sprinkle of vanilla, a dash of roleplay, and a side of world-building.

Alathra, Brewing, Calcite mountains, continents, Custom Mobs and Animals, Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes, Custom Plugins, Custom world, Dash, Game, Giant spruce forests, landmarks, Lore, Mangrove islands, meets, Minecraft, Movecraft, oceans, Prairies, Red sand deserts, Roleplay, RP & Worldbuilding, Semi Vanilla, Side, sprinkle, Temperature zones, Thrones, Towny, Tropical beaches, Vanilla, Worldbuilding

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	6317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
New Chunks Explored:	33770	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Alathra: New Frontiers

A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

IP: play.alathramc.com

Discord: https://discord.gg/zhDwpftY

Website: https://alathra.com/

Key Features:

Custom Fishing	Our latest update, Alathra: Better With Bait! With mini games now making fishing more interesting, every cast is different, plus brand new baits and a large variety of new fish for you to catch.
Towny	Create towns and cities with your friends or join an existing one. With Towny you can claim areas to build safely and store your items. Start a large nation with sprawling cities or create a small farming village. The sky is the limit!
	One of the key gameplay aspects of Alathra is its lore, roleplay (RP) and geopolitics. The community is constantly creating captivating lore and RP including player-run organizations, events, and religions, as well as conflicts and wars. In Alathra you can create your own unique story.
Custom World	The map of Alathra is completely custom, designed from scratch to encourage exploration trade and geopolitics. It consists of continents, oceans, and four temperature zones with various biomes and landmarks.
Custom Plugins	Alathra has its own dedicated team of developers that consistently develop new plugins and features, making the server unique with features like lockpicking, custom war system, character cards, medieval weapons, and more.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join Alathra?	To join Alathra, simply enter the IP “play.alathramc.com” in your Minecraft client and start exploring!
Can I create my own town or city?	Yes, you can create your own town or city with Towny. Claim areas, build safely, and invite your friends to join your settlement.
Is there a roleplay aspect to the server?	Yes, Alathra encourages lore, roleplay, and storytelling. Create your own unique character and story within the world.
Are there custom features on Alathra?	Alathra has custom fishing, brewing, mobs, biomes, plugins, and more that enhance the gameplay experience.

Crafty Shon’s Minecraft Server

asmr, board rules, Clips, Crafty, divorcees, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, long tail tags, lucy pyre, Menhera, Minecraft, Nise Menhera, Otis, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, Server, Shons, twitch, twitter, VOD

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mines Excavated:	4453	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	27	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with Lucy Pyre, the most hard-working schizo loli on the internet who loves her husbands more than diamonds in Minecraft!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, Lucy Pyre will give you life advice that will make you question your existence in the best way possible. Plus, she has a whole bunch of links to her Twitch, ASMR YouTube, Ribbon Cage, VOD YouTube, Twitch Clips YouTube, Twitter, Nise Menhera Twitter, Otis Twitter, and even a Menhera Twitter that’s sadly no longer with us. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!

Don’t forget to refresh yourself on the global and board rules before posting, because things can get pretty wild around here. And remember, always ignore, report, and hide those pesky divorcees – they’re more dangerous than a creeper in Minecraft!

So come on and join us on this insane adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Lucy Pyre’s husbands). See you in the game!

Diaper Wearin’ Shalom Minecraft SMP

accident, baby, cloth diapers, diaper, diaper bag, diaper changing, diaper duty, diaper genie, diaper rash, diapers, disposable diapers, hygiene, infant care, Mess, Minecraft, parenting, Poop, Potty training, reminder, Shalom, smp, Toddler, wear, Wearin

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	160	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7632	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Void Gems Collected:	40
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is filled with wild adventures, crazy pranks, and unexpected twists at every turn.

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but rubber chickens and explosive sheep. Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and defend it from a horde of zombie villagers riding on flying pigs.

But be warned, our server has a strict rule that all players must wear diapers while playing. Why, you ask? Well, it’s said that the server’s founder once accidentally peed themselves during a particularly intense PvP battle and now it’s become a tradition. So grab your diapers and get ready for some messy fun!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of poop jokes. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a spare pair of pants!

CraftyWeddingBestMan

3rd marriage, 40s, best man, canceling, courthouse wedding, CraftyWeddingBestMan, évite, family time, friend’s wedding, insurance coverage, job changes, lack of details, last minute, late cancellation, milestone, obnoxious date, party reception, pulling teeth, second marriage, travel expenses

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	2555
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	New Chunks Explored:	630885
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Are you tired of boring weddings and receptions? Join our Minecraft server instead! Our virtual weddings are way more exciting and you don’t even have to leave your house. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any last-minute changes or annoying travel plans.

Forget about the stress of real-life weddings and come party with us in the virtual world. Who needs a third marriage reception when you can have an epic Minecraft adventure? Join now and let’s celebrate love the Minecraft way!

OddlyAttractiveMC SMP

alluring quirkiness, captivating eccentricities, captivating oddity, captivating peculiarity, charming idiosyncrasies, curious magnetism, distinctive charm, eccentric attractiveness, enchanting peculiarity, fascinating oddities, intriguing features, intriguing peculiarities, oddly attractive, OddlyAttractiveMC, offbeat allure, peculiar attractiveness, Quirky Charm, smp, strange allure, unconventional beauty, Unique Features, unusual appeal

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building houses out of diamond blocks (because why not?).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground raves and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player on the server?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft!

CraftyChicksMC

Awareness, Communication, CraftyChicksMC, emotions, Empathy, empowerment, equality, feminism, gender dynamics, Listening, Men, misconceptions, perspective, reddit, relationships, Respect, society, Stereotypes, Understanding, Women

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3874
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Potions Brewed:	40	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

Hey gamers, are you tired of mining for diamonds alone? Do you wish you had a squad of badass women by your side in Minecraft? Look no further, because our server is filled with fierce female players ready to conquer the blocky world with you!

Join our server and experience the power of girl power like never before. From building epic castles to slaying dragons, our female players do it all with style and grace. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of warrior princesses who will protect you from any creeper that comes your way.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that girls rule the Minecraft universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it.