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  • HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server

    HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server

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    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the US Navy can’t even stop the Houthi attacks on shipping! Like, what even bro? So come join our server and show them how it’s done! We got pirates, we got ninjas, we even got flying pigs! And if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Join now and help us show those Houthi who’s boss in the Minecraft world!

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  • HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server

    HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we launch retaliatory strikes against houthis backed by iran!! build your own bunker and defend against incoming missiles! team up with israeli forces and take down the enemy with epic explosions and intense battles! join now for the ultimate war experience in minecraft!!

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  • HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server

    HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when all of a sudden, BOOM! You get kidnapped by the Houthis in Yemen! But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun on our server!

    Join us for the most insane Minecraft experience ever! We’ve got crazy challenges like escaping from terrorist groups, building secret underground bases to hide from the bad guys, and even rescuing UN staff members from detention! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form!

    So, why should you join our server? Well, where else can you say you’ve been detained by terrorists in Yemen while playing Minecraft? Plus, the UN confirmed it, so you know it’s legit! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now and start your crazy journey today!

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  • HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server

    HouthisGonnaHate Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is so lit that even the Houthis in Yemen are like “we gotta get in on this action!” They straight up seized UN staffers and aid workers just to get the deets on how to join this epic Minecraft server.

    I mean, if a group of rebels in the Middle East are willing to risk it all just to play on this server, you know it’s gotta be good. Join now before you get kidnapped by rebels too! lolz.

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  • DerpyCraft: Oblivion Battery Strikes Back!

    DerpyCraft: Oblivion Battery Strikes Back!

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

    Join us if you want to ride flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and mine diamonds with a magical unicorn pickaxe. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off!

    So why is nobody watching this? Because they’re all too busy having the time of their lives on our insane Minecraft server! Join now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience.

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  • ChunkyCraft: Where all players are encouraged to embrace their curves and build big, beautiful worlds!

    ChunkyCraft: Where all players are encouraged to embrace their curves and build big, beautiful worlds!

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    Are you tired of seeing all those skinny Minecraft characters running around looking like they just stepped out of a Vogue magazine? Well, on our server, we believe in equality for all body types! That’s right, all women are required to gain 40-100 lbs when they join our server. Why, you ask? Because who wouldn’t want to see a bunch of chunky, pixelated babes taking over the virtual world? Plus, think of all the extra storage space they’ll have for carrying around all those diamonds and emeralds! So come join us and embrace the thiccness, because on our server, bigger is always better!

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  • Crafty Creeper Cove: Bikini Bottom Bonanza

    Crafty Creeper Cove: Bikini Bottom Bonanza

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    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Join now for a chance to battle horny image makers, create insane videos with our koi image/video maker, and explore our Koikatsu Database filled with mysteries and surprises!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of VTubers and Hololive with our Koikatsu Card collection, where you can unlock rare cards and unleash their powers in epic battles. And if that’s not enough, try out our MMD VTuber section, where you can watch mind-blowing performances and dance-offs that will leave you speechless.

    Don’t miss out on the Fu-x-x-ko madness, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes. Plus, we have catbox and litterbox storage options for all your crazy creations and experiments. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

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  • CageCraft: Where even mobs get locked up in the Military Base!

    CageCraft: Where even mobs get locked up in the Military Base!

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you spawn in a mysterious military base filled with cages, and you have to figure out why all the villagers are trapped inside them. Are they part of a secret experiment gone wrong? Are they actually aliens in disguise? Only on our server will you uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon.

    But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon that farts rainbows. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So why were they in a cage in this Military Base? Who cares when you can join our server and embark on the craziest adventures imaginable! Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and prepare to have your mind blown!

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  • Good Guys Gaming – Where Villagers Rule and Creepers Drool

    Good Guys Gaming – Where Villagers Rule and Creepers Drool

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    Join our Minecraft server and discover a world where the pigs are the ultimate rulers and the chickens are their loyal minions. When you spawn in, you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing skeletons and singing creepers.

    But don’t be fooled by their spooky exterior, these mobs are actually the good guys! They’ll guide you through epic quests and challenges, all while cracking jokes and making puns along the way.

    And if you ever find yourself lost in the wilderness, just call out for the mystical Ender Dragon taxi service. They’ll swoop in and give you a ride to safety, all while serenading you with their beautiful dragon songs.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of this wacky and wonderful world where the unexpected is always expected.

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  • MineLOL – Crafting Chaos and Laughter in the World of Blocks

    MineLOL – Crafting Chaos and Laughter in the World of Blocks

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a dragon in heat? Look no further, because on our server, you can join Alexstrasza in all her seductive glory! Our server is so hot, it’s like a plunderstorm of fun and excitement.

    With patch 10.2.6, you can experience dungeons like never before – harder than ever, with no affixes or timers. It’s a challenge fit for a dragon! And speaking of dragons, our server is filled with them – from majestic mounts to fearsome foes, you’ll never run out of dragon-themed adventures.

    But that’s not all – our April Trading Post is bursting with goodies, from plunderstorm loot to spring finery. It’s a treasure trove of epic proportions!

    So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your inner dragon. Who knows, you might even find yourself lying seductively like Alexstrasza herself – tail covering your modesty, of course. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

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