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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 5716 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
but wait, there’s more. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks, enchanted weapons that shoot fireworks, and a dragon that farts rainbows. yea, u heard me right. a dragon that farts rainbows. where else u gonna find dat, huh?
oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server? yea, they wear tiny hats and monocles, it’s adorable and terrifying at the same time. u gotta join just to see dat madness.
so, what r u waiting for? come join da craziest, most epic minecraft server in da universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, den u might regret it. but who hates fun? not u, right? so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make ur grandkids say, “wow, grandma/grandpa was a freakin legend in minecraft.”