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Pixelated Pals: Where People Use Infographics to Explain Their Minecraft Obsession

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9750
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with low IQ brainlets who think they’re smarter than everyone else just because they have a humanities degree? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server and leave those smug retards in the dust. Our community is full of players who have actually used their brains for more than just memorizing useless information. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who have discovered the true meaning of life through pixelated blocks. So come join us and show those humanities degree holders who the real intellectuals are!

Join our Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of factions, roleplay, pvp, towny, wars, and movecraft chaos!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7

Epirate Minecraft Server

Features	Description
🌍 Earth Map + Live Map	Explore the world with a custom Earth map and live map functionality.
⚔️ Custom Weapons and Armor	Equip yourself with unique weapons and armor for battles.
🦈 Sea Monsters	Encounter dangerous sea monsters during your adventures.
⛵ Player-built ships	Construct your own ships and sail across the oceans.
🪙 Treasures	Search for hidden treasures and riches throughout the world.
🔥 Wars and naval regions	Engage in wars and claim naval regions for your nation.
💰 Economy	Participate in a robust in-game economy system.
🐟 Advanced Fishing system	Enjoy an advanced fishing system for relaxation and rewards.

Join our Discord for community discussions and updates.

Watch our server trailer to see the gameplay in action.

Explore the server map at https://map.epiratemc.com/.

Server Details:

IP: play.epiratemc.com

Bedrock IP: epiratemc.com

Bedrock Port: 19132

Version: 1.20.x

IMPORTANT – SERVER IS RELEASING MAY 3

The Cosmos VS Hypixel

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4525
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Hypixel	The Cosmos
Popular and well-established server Wide variety of game modes Active and large player base Custom mini-games and challenges Regular updates and events	Unique Sci-Fi themed Survival experience Explore planets and solar systems Customize your own ship with Movecraft Expansive Galactic Armory with special weapons Donator perks and exclusive items

Hypixel FAQ

Question	Answer
What kind of game modes does Hypixel offer?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including Bed Wars, SkyWars, SkyBlock, and more.
How active is the player base on Hypixel?	Hypixel has a large and active player base, making it easy to find games and interact with other players.
Are there regular updates and events on Hypixel?	Yes, Hypixel regularly updates their server with new content and events to keep players engaged.

The Cosmos FAQ

Question	Answer
What is unique about The Cosmos server?	The Cosmos offers a Sci-Fi themed Survival experience where players can explore different planets and solar systems.
Can I customize my own ship on The Cosmos?	Yes, players can design and customize their own ships using the Movecraft plugin on The Cosmos.
What special features does The Cosmos have?	The Cosmos features an expansive Galactic Armory with special weapons, as well as donator perks and exclusive items.

CraftyFuns Isekai: Where CF maids get the royal treatment!

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7910
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of your CF (Catgirl Foxgirl) maid in isekai constantly getting in the way and causing chaos? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the ultimate CF maid management simulator where you can train your maid to do your bidding with hilarious results.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Diamond Chicken, it will grant you three wishes, one of which can be used to make your CF maid the perfect servant.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wacky adventure filled with CF maids, Diamond Chickens, and endless possibilities!

Crafty Anon’s LOL Server: No. 65354929

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9452
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	301	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, build your own rollercoaster that goes to the moon, and even participate in our annual llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a diamond-studded saddle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. If you can out-dance Blocky Bob, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that grants you the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd adventures Minecraft has to offer! Just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies – they may look cute, but they’re secretly plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant carrot farm. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those bunnies.

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9885
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mr.6w.vanillaboxmc.ru

FranklyCraft: Where the Blocks Are Always Laughing

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	448
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	660081	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Enchantments Applied:	272
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further than our server, where the only thing more unpredictable than a creeper’s explosion is the sheer insanity of our players!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of zombie chickens, or if you’ve ever dreamed of building a house made entirely out of diamond blocks (because why not?). Our server is so wild, even the villagers have been known to break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest treasures in all of Minecraft. Rumor has it that anyone who can defeat the Diamond Dragon will be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience that is frankly implacable in its absurdity!

CraftyCriminalBidenServer

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	856
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Crops Grown:	3346
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and acts all civilized? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, craziest place in the Minecraft universe! We have zero tolerance for boring players and encourage all our members to let loose and have a good time.

Join us if you want to call Joe Biden a criminalpig and get away with it! We don’t believe in censorship or political correctness here – say whatever you want, whenever you want. Plus, we have a special feature where every time you defeat a mob, a real-life pig dressed as Joe Biden appears in your game. It’s hilarious!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a criminalpig!

MythicHaven VS Hypixel

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6500
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10

Hypixel	MythicHaven
Pros	Pros
– Largest Minecraft server with a variety of minigames	– Ultimate Towny experience with custom features
– Active player base and frequent updates	– 75+ Custom Enchants, In-Game Ranks, Jobs, McMMO
– High-quality server performance	– Custom music and sound effects, Regular Events
– Professional staff and customer support	– Player run economy and custom crafting recipes
Cons	Cons
– May be overwhelming for new players	– Smaller player base compared to Hypixel
– Some game modes may be less popular	– Limited variety of minigames

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Hypixel or MythicHaven better for players who enjoy minigames?

Hypixel is known for having a wide variety of minigames for players to enjoy, making it a great choice for those who love minigames. However, MythicHaven offers a unique Towny experience with custom features that cater to players who prefer a more structured gameplay style.

Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel is the largest Minecraft server with a very active player base. MythicHaven, on the other hand, has a smaller player base but offers a more personalized and community-oriented experience.

Which server has better performance and customer support?

Hypixel is known for its high-quality server performance and professional staff who provide excellent customer support. MythicHaven also offers friendly staff, but due to its smaller size, performance may vary compared to Hypixel.

Are there any unique features that set MythicHaven apart from Hypixel?

MythicHaven offers 75+ custom enchants, player-run economy, custom crafting recipes, and regular events that provide a unique and immersive Towny experience that is different from the minigame-focused gameplay of Hypixel.

YeehawCraft: Why are Americans like this?

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7786
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	36	Votes:	8859
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and build a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon (yes, we have a moon in our Minecraft world, don’t question it).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for players to challenge to a dance-off. And rumor has it, if you can beat him, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for the best virtual pizza in existence.

So why are Americans like this? Because we’ve created a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, and we want YOU to join us on this crazy adventure. Don’t be a square, join us today!