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ShedRenoManiaCraft

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Runes Activated:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

yo, u ever feel like ur house is just a glorified shed? well, on our server, we embrace the shed life! we got so many cool builds, like vans, buses, and even RV’s that will make u forget u even had a house in the first place. join us and embrace the homeless with extra steps lifestyle! who needs a mansion when u can live in a pimped out bus, amirite? come join us and see why shed living is the new trend in town!

CraftyCityLottery

affordability, affordable housing, city, CraftyCityLottery, Flood, Housing, housing affordability, housing demand, housing lottery, housing market, housing options, housing shortage, housing solutions, lotteries, real estate, Residents, Toronto, Toronto housing crisis, Toronto residents, unaffordable

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5460
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Astral Projections Made:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

lol join this epic minecraft server where toronto residents can escape the impossibly unaffordable housing crisis by building their dream homes in the virtual world! no more waiting for city lotteries, just grab your pickaxe and start crafting your way to a mansion! who needs a mortgage when you can mine for diamonds and trade with other players for resources? plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the mayor’s office – maybe you can convince them to lower property taxes in exchange for a stack of emeralds! come join us and build your way to financial freedom, one block at a time!

Berserk Phase Minecraft SMP

Anime, Band of the Hawk, berserk, Black Swordsman, branded sacrifice, casca, dark fantasy, Demons, eclipse, Golden Age Arc, griffith, guts, kentaro miura, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, phase, Revenge, Skull Knight, smp, Sword of Berserk, traumatic memories, traumatic past

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and relive your Berserk phase in a whole new way! We’ve got dragons flying around, unicorns prancing through the forests, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure (guarded by a friendly troll, of course). So grab your diamond sword and get ready to battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches that will leave you laughing and crying at the same time. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Revolutionize Minecraft Server

advancement, Alteration, changes, Coming, destiny, Evolution, fate, Inevitable, Metamorphosis, Minecraft, Modification, Progression, revolution, Revolutionize, Server, Shift, soon, transformation, TRANSITION, Unstoppable, upheaval

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9010
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Towns Built:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, get ready for a server that will blow your mind! Join us and witness the epic battle between a giant chicken and a horde of angry villagers. Build your own floating castle made entirely of cheese and ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a pack of evil pandas.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the depths of the ocean and discover a hidden underwater city filled with mermaids and treasure chests full of diamonds. Take on the challenge of climbing the tallest mountain in the land, only to find a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Remember, on this server, anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected because soon, everything changes. Nothing can stop what is coming.

Chunky Monkey Minecraft SMP

Candidate, chunky, Democracy, election, fat fuck, Government, Minecraft, MONKEY, political accountability, political campaign, political commentary, political corruption, Political debate, political division, political humor, political responsibility, political rhetoric, Political satire, political system, Politics, smp, Voting, voting for, voting rights

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4684
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crops Grown:	3331
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Ores Mined:	4603	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Are you tired of playing on boring, vanilla Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they stumbled upon a magical diamond sword that granted them the power to shoot fireballs out of their butt! Yes, you heard that right. Imagine the chaos and hilarity that ensued as this player went around setting everything on fire with their fiery farts.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw epic parties every night. And rumor has it that if you can impress them with your sick dance moves, they will grant you three wishes. Who wouldn’t want to be besties with dancing llamas?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. And remember, don’t vote for the fat fuck, vote for the fun!

Limbus Company General Minecraft Server

Company, general, Limbus, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	665
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Items Found:	5390
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us as we embark on a journey through the Mirror Dungeon #4 – Mirror of the Wuthering, where you’ll face off against the Priest of La Manchaland Gregor in an epic battle for supremacy.

This server is not for the faint of heart, as it is directly tied to the mind-bending worlds of Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina. Expect the unexpected, including spoilers galore and a tutorial that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

So why wait? Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and dive into the madness today. Join us on this wild ride through Limbus Company, where insanity reigns supreme and anything is possible. See you on the other side, if you dare!

Happy Minecraft SMP Diwali Deepawali!

celebration, Community, culture, decorations, Deepawali, diwali, family, FESTIVAL, fireworks, Friends, Happiness, Happy, Happy Diwali, India, joy, lights, Minecraft, Prayers, Rituals, smp, spirituality, sweets, tradition, Unity

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Are you tired of boring SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Diwali celebrations, where we blow up creepers instead of lighting fireworks! Our community is full of players who love to party and have a blast, quite literally. So come join us and experience a Diwali like never before, with more TNT than you can shake a stick at! Who needs traditional celebrations when you can have a Minecraft Diwali extravaganza? See you there, and Happy Diwali!

Pixel Playhouse Minecraft Server

Abolish age of consent, anime girl’s, attraction, demonize, Fags, FEMINISTS, Hag, humans in the wild, Marriage, millenia, Minecraft, natural instincts, Pedos, PIXEL, playhouse, prime fertility, Server, Sexuality, species, teenagers, trannies

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5122
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we embrace all kinds of wild and wacky ideas! Looking for a place where you can build your dream world without judgment? Look no further!

Join us and explore a world where age is just a number and building relationships with teenagers is totally normal! Forget about societal norms and let your instincts guide you to find your perfect Minecraft partner.

Don’t let the feminists bring you down – on our server, we celebrate all types of attractions, from cute anime girls to whatever else floats your boat. Embrace your natural instincts and let your creativity run wild in a world where anything goes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest fantasies come to life in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

/pcg/ – Minecraft SMP Phase Connect™ General

Amanogawa Shiina 天ノ川しいな, Ayase Yuu 絢世ユウ, Chisaka Airi 千坂アイリ, Connect, Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー, Eimi Isami 勇エイミ, Ember Amane 天音エンバー, Erina Makina エリナ・マキナ, Fujikura Uruka 藤倉ウルカ, general, Gram Pico 倉夢ぴこ, Hakushika Iori 白鹿いおり, Hikanari Hina 光鳴ひな, Himemiya Rie 姫宮りえ, Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー, Kaminari Clara 歌美鳴クララ., Kaneko Lumi 金子瑠美, Kannagi Loki 巫ロキ, Kokoromo Memory 恋衣めもり, Komachi Panko 小町ぱんこ, Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Minecraft, Muu Muyu むうむゆ, Official Character References, Official Schedule, Official Twitch Archive Channels, Official twitter, Official Website, PCG, phase, phase connect, Phase Connect General, Phase Connect Links, Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ, Remilia Nephys レミリア・ネフィス, Runie Ruse ルニ・ルーズ, Saya Sairroxs サヤ・サイロクサス, Shisui Michiru 紫翠みちる, smp, Tenma Maemi 天満マエミ, Unofficial Phase Connect Archives., Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	187730	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	470
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this absolutely bonkers Minecraft SMP! We’ve got characters with names that sound like they were generated by a random name generator on steroids. Join us and hang out with characters like Lia 鈴香アシェリア, Utatane Nasa 転寝ナサ, and Pipkin Pippa ピップキン・ピッパ.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got outrageous stories that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. Ever heard of the legendary battle between Dizzy Dokuro 髑髏ディズィー and Jelly Hoshiumi 星海ジェリー over who gets the last diamond block? It was epic, let me tell you.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have unofficial archives that are so secret, they’re practically classified information. Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

TheCube

#addons, armor, Buy, coinshop, Cosmetics, crate keys, Duels, Economy, KitPvP, Koth, Minecraft, Mines, Players, Playtime Rewards, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Server, Skills, Survival, Teams, Thecube, Tools, Trade

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Crops Grown:	2686
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Animals Bred:	132	Towns Built:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

TheCube is a box server.

You mine at the mines to upgrade your tools and armor to kill other players. You can buy ranks, crate keys, cosmetics and other fun stuff with /buy or /coinshop. There are many cool addons like´: – Koth – Duels – Playtime Rewards – Quests – Teams – Skills – Trade

I hope you enjoy your stay at TheCube!

TheCube.minehut.gg

Block Party Minecraft Server

Akane-banashi, Astro Royale, BLOCK, blue box, Fukkatsu Shin Hanzaki, Hakutaku, Hima-Ten!, hunterxhunter, Ichi The Witch, Kagurabachi, Kill Blue, Me & Roboco, Minecraft, Mission: Yozakura Family, Nue’s Exorcist, Party, sakamoto days, Server, Shinobi Undercover, Super Psychic Policeman Chojo, The Elusive Samurai, Ultimate Exorcist Kiyoshi, undead unluck, weekly shonen jump, Weekly Shonen Jump Issue #49, wsj, Yokai Buster Murakami

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8399
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	7822
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

Join us for a chance to explore the world of Minecraft like never before. Build your own castle, mine for diamonds, and battle against other players in epic PvP battles. But that’s not all – we have weekly events that will blow your mind!

Ever wanted to ride a dragon into battle? Well, on our server, you can do just that! Just last week, one player tamed a dragon and flew it into a horde of zombies, saving the entire village from destruction. Talk about epic!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the rarest items in all of Minecraft can be found there – if you’re brave enough to face the challenges that await.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend.

I Give Up in Minecraft SMP

ABANDON, abandon hope, acceptance, admit defeat, bow out, call it quits, concede, Defeat, Frustration, give, i give up, let go, loss of hope, Minecraft, Quitting, relinquish, Resign, resignation, smp, Surrender, throw in the towel, walk away, wave the white flag

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2394	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to shoot lasers from your eyes!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for beatboxing and loves to challenge players to rap battles. And if you manage to defeat the dragon in a rap battle, you’ll be rewarded with a magical unicorn mount that can fly you to the moon and back!

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!