so like, this server is like finland but without the ban on russians buying property, cuz like who cares about that, right? come join our server and build the craziest russian-themed mansion you can think of! we’ve got security fixes too, like creepers can’t blow up your stuff and skeletons are actually friendly and give you flowers instead of shooting arrows at you. trust me, it’s a blast! come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!
RuskiBlockz
HouseHuntGoneWild
yo, tired of watching them lame house hunting shows where people be cryin over not gettin their dream house? well, come join our minecraft server where houses are EASY to acquire! we got houses poppin up like daisies, you won’t even know what to do with all them houses! plus, we got a secret underground house market run by sneaky villagers, you gotta trade your diamonds for the best houses in town. come join the madness and never worry about house hunting again!RentControlCraft Minecraft Server
lol join this server cuz it’s like the Mexico City assembly but for Minecraft! we got the strongest rent control since the 1940s, limiting rises to the inflation rate of diamonds and emeralds! no more crazy rent hikes, just chill mining and building without worrying about losing all your virtual money! come join us and build the craziest pixelated skyscrapers without breaking the bank, it’s a virtual utopia for all your blocky needs!Mom’s Rent vs Brother’s House
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family drama? Look no further than our server, where we promise you won’t find any shady financial transactions like in this story!Join us for a chance to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content. Plus, we guarantee that no one will be asking you for rent money or giving away your hard-earned diamonds to your siblings behind your back.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real-life drama behind! Who knows, you might even find a virtual family that’s more supportive than your own.
CrashCraft: Market Mayhem
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to experience the thrill of crashing markets in a virtual world? Look no further! Join our server and become a virtual stock market tycoon! Buy low, sell high, and watch the chaos unfold as you manipulate the market in your favor. Who needs diamonds when you can have stocks? Join now and start your journey to financial domination in the most hilarious way possible!CousinHouseMCServ
🌟🔥🤣 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for some wild family drama that will make your own family seem boring in comparison.🏠💰 Inherit a virtual house worth $400k and deal with a long-lost cousin who wants it for $150k? Sounds like a bargain! Will you negotiate like a pro or block them like a boss? The choice is yours on our server!
👻🔪 Who needs haunted houses when you can have haunted family members? Experience the thrill of dealing with a cousin who’s more entitled than a royal prince. Will you show them mercy or kick them out like yesterday’s trash?
💸💰 Get ready to make deals, break hearts, and navigate through family feuds that put the Kardashians to shame. Join our server now and let the drama unfold in ways you never thought possible! #MinecraftFamilyDrama #AuntUncleLegacy #CousinClash 😂🎮
BroLandLordzGoneWild
Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server where players could live in pup tents in a giant bedroom. Yes, you heard that right – pup tents! Who needs a fancy house when you can sleep under the stars (or in this case, under a virtual sky full of pixels)?
But wait, there’s more! The shared bathroom adds an element of surprise to your daily routine. Will you have to wait in line to brush your teeth? Will someone accidentally walk in on you while you’re showering? The possibilities are endless!
And if anyone dares to judge you for living in a pup tent, just call them a “Judgemental boomer” or an “old Gen X” – that’ll show ’em! So come join our server and experience the thrill of shared accommodations in Minecraft like never before. Who needs privacy when you have pup tents and shared bathrooms, am I right?
RentRageCraft
lol imagine a minecraft server where u can build ur own house and see the rent price history of all the other houses in the game. like, u can see if the house next door used to be super cheap and now it’s crazy expensive. u can be like “wow, that house used to be a steal, now it’s a total ripoff!” join this server to experience the thrill of tracking rent prices in a virtual world. plus, u might uncover some scandalous stories about landlords jacking up prices or tenants refusing to pay. it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. so come on, join us and let’s uncover the secrets of the rent price histories together!CraftyMileageHaus
so, like, imagine this, right? you log onto this epic minecraft server and all the houses are like, used cars but for houses. they’ve got mileage on them, man! but don’t worry, it just means they’ve been around the block a few times, ya know?join this server for the thrill of living in a house that’s been places, man. maybe it’s been to the nether and back, who knows? but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored in a house with mileage.
come on, join us and see what kind of crazy adventures these houses have been on. maybe you’ll find a secret treasure map hidden in the attic, or a portal to a whole new dimension in the basement. the possibilities are endless on this wacky server.
so what are you waiting for? hop in your used house and come join the fun! who knows where this wild ride will take you.
ShedRenoManiaCraft
yo, u ever feel like ur house is just a glorified shed? well, on our server, we embrace the shed life! we got so many cool builds, like vans, buses, and even RV’s that will make u forget u even had a house in the first place. join us and embrace the homeless with extra steps lifestyle! who needs a mansion when u can live in a pimped out bus, amirite? come join us and see why shed living is the new trend in town!