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Single Life Minecraft Server

Asian girls, asian representation, children, cultural diversity, cultural preferences, dating challenges, dating preferences, Family Planning, generational issues, housing affordability, housing crisis, housing market, Life, Marriage, Minecraft, real estate leeches, reasons for not being married, reasons for not having children, relationship choices, Server, single, societal issues, societal norms

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3899
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Votes:	3887
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the woes of adulthood and live out your wildest blocky fantasies!

Join us because: – Boomers messed up the real world, but in our Minecraft world, you can build your dream house without worrying about unaffordable housing prices! – No leeches in real estate here, just pure creativity and fun! – Need more Asian girls in your life? No problem! Our server is filled with diverse players from all over the world, including plenty of SEA girls for you to mingle with!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your virtual paradise today! Who needs a spouse and kids when you have Minecraft, am I right?

RussianBlockParty

Ban, cross-border transactions, diplomatic measures, economic impact, european union, finland, foreign investment, Foreign Ownership, government policy, housing market, international relations, legal regulations, political tensions, property purchases, real estate, restrictions, Russian nationals, RussianBlockParty, sanctions, security concerns

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9354
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	New Chunks Explored:	90774
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

hey u, yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where we have a ban on property purchases by russian nationals! why, u ask? well let me tell u a little story. once upon a time, a russian national tried to buy all the land on our server and turn it into a vodka distillery. can u imagine? vodka everywhere! so we had to put our foot down and say no more! now we have a rule that only non-russian nationals can buy property. join us for the wackiest, wildest minecraft experience of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

RuskiBlock Minecraft Server

Ban, Buying property, economic impact, finland, foreign buyers, Foreign Ownership, government policy, housing market, international relations, Investment restrictions, land ownership, Legal Measures, legislation, Minecraft, national security, political tensions, property market, real estate, residential properties, RuskiBlock, russians, Security fix, Server

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	3354
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Enchantments Applied:	252	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

So like, this server is like totally banning Russians from buying property because like, they keep trying to steal all the diamonds and stuff. We can’t have those sneaky Russians ruining our Minecraft world, am I right? Join us and help keep our server safe from those pesky diamond thieves. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that only the truest of gamers can find. So come on, join us and let’s show those Russians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

RuskiBlockLand

Ban, diplomatic tensions, economic impact, european union, finland, foreign buyers, Foreign Ownership, Geopolitical, Government, housing market, international relations, Investment, law, legislation, policy, Property, real estate, restrictions, RuskiBlockLand, russians, sanctions

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6484
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Unicorn Sightings:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban russians from buying property just like finland! why? because the russians keep stealing all the diamonds and building ugly houses! we have a strict no russian policy to keep our server beautiful and safe for all players. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for emeralds. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on the llama mafia drama. so come on over and join the fun!

RuskiBlockz

Ban, Buying, economic impact, finland, FIX, foreign buyers, Foreign Ownership, government policy, housing market, international relations, Investment, Legal Measures, legislation, national security, political decision, Property, real estate, restrictions, RuskiBlockz, russians, SECURITY

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5356
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	811602
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Magic Items Found:	1097
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

so like, this server is like finland but without the ban on russians buying property, cuz like who cares about that, right? come join our server and build the craziest russian-themed mansion you can think of! we’ve got security fixes too, like creepers can’t blow up your stuff and skeletons are actually friendly and give you flowers instead of shooting arrows at you. trust me, it’s a blast! come join us and let’s make minecraft great again!

HouseHuntGoneWild

acquire, affordability, Challenges, Competition, Difficult, dream home, Frustration, home buying, house hunting, HouseHuntGoneWild, housing crisis, housing market, long tail tags, Property, real estate, reality tv, SEARCHING, shows, supply and demand, television, Unbearable

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6775
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

yo, tired of watching them lame house hunting shows where people be cryin over not gettin their dream house? well, come join our minecraft server where houses are EASY to acquire! we got houses poppin up like daisies, you won’t even know what to do with all them houses! plus, we got a secret underground house market run by sneaky villagers, you gotta trade your diamonds for the best houses in town. come join the madness and never worry about house hunting again!

RentControlCraft Minecraft Server

1940s, affordable housing, Assembly, city government, economic stability, Housing, housing crisis, housing market, inflation rate, Landlords, legislation, mexico city, Minecraft, policy, real estate, regulatory measures, rent control, rental prices, RentControlCraft, Server, Social Impact, tenants, Urban planning

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2903
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mines Excavated:	1575
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Gods Slained:	0
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

lol join this server cuz it’s like the Mexico City assembly but for Minecraft! we got the strongest rent control since the 1940s, limiting rises to the inflation rate of diamonds and emeralds! no more crazy rent hikes, just chill mining and building without worrying about losing all your virtual money! come join us and build the craziest pixelated skyscrapers without breaking the bank, it’s a virtual utopia for all your blocky needs!

PolicyPuncher in Minecraft SMP

120+ days, change policy, economic policy, federal reserve, housing demand, housing inventory, housing market, housing prices, housing supply, inflation, interest rates, jpow, market, market manipulation, market speculation, market trends, Minecraft, PolicyPuncher, price increases, Properties, real estate, realtors, smp

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Meteorites Collected:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is there are no rules! Join us as we embark on ridiculous adventures and create insane structures that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Our fearless leader, jpow, has declared it’s time to “change policy” which can only mean one thing – things are about to get even crazier around here. Our realtors have started pulling some seriously shady moves, like slapping a $25k price increase on properties that have been on the market for over 120 days. Who knew selling virtual real estate could be so cutthroat?

But fear not, brave adventurer, for this is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the madness that awaits you on our server. From epic battles with giant chickens to building roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, there is never a dull moment in our world.

So come join us and experience the insanity for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you’ll forget that creepers are trying to blow you up. See you in the game!

PodAgendaPioneer Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, affordable housing, Boxabl, construction, controversy, disruptive, financial growth, housing market, innovation, investing, investment opportunities, Investors, long-term investment., Minecraft, modular homes, pod agenda, PodAgendaPioneer, potential risks, prefab homes, real estate, smp, Startup, Technology

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ores Mined:	7757
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	New Chunks Explored:	100458
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild SMP! Join us and become a part of the pod agenda – where we build giant pods to protect ourselves from the evil Ender Dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Boxabl, our resident expert in all things pod-related, is looking for investors to help fund our pod-tastic adventures. Sure, there may have been some controversy in the past (like that one time a pod accidentally turned into a giant chicken), but we promise it’s all in good fun!

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the thrill of pod-building, the excitement of dragon-slaying, and the chaos of our one-of-a-kind community. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience you’ll ever have!

40% Off Real Estate in Minecraft SMP – Houses Aren’t That Bad!

arent, bad, Economy, Estate, home prices, Houses, housing affordability, housing bubble, housing costs, housing demand, housing market, housing market analysis, housing market comparison, housing market growth, housing market predictions, housing market statistics, housing supply, inflation, market trends, Minecraft, property value, real, real estate, real estate investment, real estate market, salary increase, smp

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6325
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Villages Defended:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the real estate market is as wild as a creeper explosion! Sure, houses are up 40% over the past 4 years, but fear not – everyone’s salaries are also up 40%! It’s like a magical land where diamonds rain from the sky and emeralds grow on trees.

Join us for the craziest real estate adventure of your life! Build your dream castle on a hill made of enchanted obsidian, or create a cozy hobbit hole in the side of a mountain. The possibilities are as endless as the number of times you’ve been blown up by a stray TNT block.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the richest player on the server? Or will you be too busy trying to tame a herd of wild llamas that have taken over the town square?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of real estate madness! Who needs a boring 9 to 5 job when you can be a Minecraft real estate mogul? Just watch out for those sneaky creepers – they’re always trying to sabotage your latest building project.

RegretCraft

bad decisions, Choices, consequences, decision, hindsight, influence, influence decision, influence regret, influenced actions, misguided influence, mistake, negative influence, past mistakes, peer influence, peer pressure, regret, RegretCraft, regretful behavior, regretful choices

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1377
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	85	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Remember that time you were influenced to join a Minecraft server that turned out to be a total snoozefest? Yeah, we’ve all been there. But fear not, because our server is the complete opposite of boring!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and non-stop laughter. We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he’ll grant you three wishes.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be living it up with us? Come join the fun and see what all the clucking is about!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

BOOMCRAFT, Crisis, crisis management., crisis response, Disaster, emergency preparedness, emergency response, explosion, explosions, explosions in Ukraine, Government, Kherson, Kherson Region, Kherson regional administration, Minecraft, Public Safety, regional administration, regional government, risk management, Safety, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6756
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Divine Spears Created:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! This server be off the chain, like literally! We got EXPLOSIONS happening every two minutes, like fireworks on steroids! You wanna feel the adrenaline rush of dodging TNT blasts while building your epic castle? Then this is the place for you, my friend.

Our server is run by the head of the Kherson regional administration, who is basically a mad scientist when it comes to blowing stuff up. He’s like the Willy Wonka of explosions, except instead of candy, he’s giving out BOOMS left and right.

Join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and mayhem of our explosive world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even become besties with the head honcho himself. So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let the fireworks begin!

PreemptCraft: IntelHeistGO

Attack, CounterTerrorism, Defense, hezbollah, Hezbollah threat, idf, IntelHeistGO, intelligence, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Mossad, national security, preempt, PreemptCraft, preemptive strike, SECURITY, source, Surveillance, Terrorism, threat

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, bro. you gotta join cuz we got all the intel to prevent any attacks from those pesky creepers. our security sources are top notch, man. we got spies everywhere, watching out for any sneaky moves from the evil mobs. join now and be part of the most epic battle against the forces of darkness in the minecraft universe. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure. let’s show those creepers who’s boss!

Antsized Adventures

Adventure, Adventures, ants, Antsized, biology, Curiosity, discovery, Exploration, imagination, insects, microscopic world, miniature, perspective, perspective change, perspective shift, Reality, scale, Science, SHRINK, SIZE, tiny creatures, Wonder

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7479
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Votes:	6387	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Holy Grails Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	8308	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

come join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure! we have shrunk ourselves down to the size of ants and are exploring the microscopic world of minecraft! watch out for giant spiders and killer bacteria as you navigate through the tiny terrain.

build your own ant-sized kingdom and rule over the microscopic creatures with an iron fist! team up with other players to take down the evil ant queen and claim the throne for yourself.

but be warned, the laws of physics are totally messed up in this tiny world. gravity is all wonky and you never know when you might accidentally shrink yourself even smaller.

so come on down to our server and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who needs reality when you can have this much fun in the microscopic world?

TrashDisposalCraft

cellular waste disposal, exercise benefits., fitness regimen, long-term fitness, metabolic health, muscle building, muscle endurance, muscle growth, muscle health, muscle maintenance, muscle mass preservation, muscle recovery, muscle toning, physical strength, strength training, strength training benefits, strength training exercises, strength training tips, TrashDisposalCraft, weightlifting techniques, workout routine

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Star Shards Collected:	140
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	190	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Crops Grown:	9524
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

u wanna get SWOLE in minecraft? well dis server is da place 4 u! we got strength training dat activates ur cellular waste disposal mechanisms so u can keep ur muscle mass 4eva! imagine ur minecraft character walkin around lookin like the hulk, smashin blocks like it’s nuthin! join dis server and become a minecraft bodybuilder, show off ur gains to all da other players. u won’t find dis kind of workout program on any other server, so join now and get ready to flex on ’em all!

Wacky Vex Smp: Where vanilla is the flavor and whitelists are just fancy grocery lists!

1.16.5, Active, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Fancy, flavor, Friendly, Fun, grocery, java, lists, Minigames, PvP, Ranks, Roleplay, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Vanilla, vex, Wacky, Whitelists

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6366
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Void Armor Forged:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Dimension Hops:	4

Server Overview

Server Name	VexMc
Description	We are a small but dedicated server looking for skilled builders and redstoners. Join us on Discord to apply for whitelist.
Plugins	Server maintenance plugins, lag prevention plugins, CoreProtect for grief protection.
Discord	https://discord.gg/3YxbaSzQST

FAQ

How do I join the server?

You need to apply for whitelist on our Discord channel. Once approved, you will receive the server IP to join.

Can I grief other players’ builds?

No, we have CoreProtect plugin in place to rollback any grief and identify offenders.

Are there any rules on the server?

Yes, please refer to our Discord channel or in-game rules for the list of rules to follow.

Is there a limit on building size or resources?

There are no specific limits, but make sure to follow server guidelines and be respectful of other players’ space.

MommyLovesMe Minecraft Server

Boundaries, confusion, counseling, discomfort, emotional dependency, family dynamics, Family Therapy, Freudian theory, Inappropriate Behavior, Intimacy, maternal affection, maternal instincts, Minecraft, MommyLovesMe, mother-son relationship, oedipus complex, personal space, psychological issues, Server, subconscious feelings, taboo, Therapy, unresolved emotions

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from your overly attached mom? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, mine, and craft without any weird shoulder kisses or emotional dependency. Join now and start your adventure in a world where moms are just NPCs and not creepy love interests. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a player who spent too much time with their mom in-game. Spooky! So come join us and leave your mom behind for some good old-fashioned blocky fun.

Minecraft SMP: BullshitCraft – LePerfektOrganism

Admiration, Alien, bullshit, BullshitCraft, conscience, delusions, Earth, humans, Le Perfect organism, LePerfektOrganism, long tail tag, Minecraft, morality, organism, predator, predator on earth, purity, remorse, research, smp, Special, survivor, unclouded

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7815
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace our inner predators and unleash our alien-like survival skills! Join us if you’re ready to throw morality out the window and conquer the virtual world with no remorse!

👽 Our server is like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, where players are transformed into ruthless predators with no conscience. Forget about building cute houses and planting flowers, we’re here to dominate and survive at all costs!

🚀 So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are as unclouded by conscience as the Alien itself? We’re not here to make friends, we’re here to crush our enemies and rule the Minecraft universe with an iron fist!

🌌 So if you’re looking for a wild and insane Minecraft experience where morality is just a distant memory, join us and embrace your inner predator. Just remember, in this world, only the strong survive… and maybe a few lucky aliens too! 😉

Mommy Kidnap Minecraft Server

Assistance, Boundaries, caregiving, Communication, Conflict, controversy, Crisis, Decision making, family, health, intervention, judgment, kidnap, KIDNAPPING, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, mom, Mommy, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Support

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9280
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of this family drama.

On our server, you’ll find more chaos than a house full of unruly dogs (sorry, mom). Build your own virtual world while dodging family feuds and unexpected hospital visits. Who needs reality TV when you can log on to our server and witness the drama unfold firsthand?

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual kidnapping accusations, family fights, and last-minute moves. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. So, are you ready to dive into the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us today and brace yourself for the unexpected!

MomAuntSleepoverNoBye

anger, Boundaries, college dorm, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, DISRESPECTFUL, dorm life, ENTITLEMENT, family, financial responsibility, Frustration, generational differences, Guilt, INDEPENDENCE, lack of respect, MomAuntSleepoverNoBye, overnight guests, personal space, sleeping arrangements, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Crops Grown:	1265	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ores Mined:	2420
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this family drama? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos firsthand.

Reasons to join: – We have middle-aged women who will crash in your dorm room without asking, just like OP’s mom and aunt! – Avoid awkward sleeping arrangements by offering to pay for a hotel room, only to have it rejected in favor of sleeping in the car. – Experience the thrill of late-night arguments and shouting matches in the hallway, just like OP’s mom and aunt provided. – Enjoy the luxury of sleeping in your car because your mom and aunt took over your dorm room. Who needs a bed anyway?

Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience! And remember, no need to thank us for the entertainment – it’s all part of the package.