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| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 9608 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 49 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
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