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| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 2257 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6269 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 286 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 7 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
Are you tired of living in a first world country with outrageous grocery prices and unaffordable houses? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape all that nonsense and live in a virtual world where diamonds rain from the sky and houses are made of pure gold (not really, but a player can dream, right?).
Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant chickens, riding pigs into battle, and building your very own roller coaster that goes straight to the moon (yes, we have a moon in our Minecraft world, don’t question it).
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also participate in epic dance parties with villagers, go on quests to find the mythical bacon sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of chess (spoiler alert: the dragon cheats).
So why settle for a boring first world existence when you can join our wacky and wild Minecraft server and live your best virtual life? See you in the game, adventurer!
