lol, forget about china, come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing falling is the jaws of all the players in awe of our amazing builds and crazy adventures! our prices are so low, they’re falling faster than china’s new home prices, haha! come build your dream home and watch it rise to the top of the leaderboard faster than you can say “minecraft is life”. join now for the most epic fun you’ll ever have in a blocky world!
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RentRageCraft
lol imagine a minecraft server where u can build ur own house and see the rent price history of all the other houses in the game. like, u can see if the house next door used to be super cheap and now it’s crazy expensive. u can be like “wow, that house used to be a steal, now it’s a total ripoff!” join this server to experience the thrill of tracking rent prices in a virtual world. plus, u might uncover some scandalous stories about landlords jacking up prices or tenants refusing to pay. it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. so come on, join us and let’s uncover the secrets of the rent price histories together!

