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Housing Crisis

  • GrudgeCraft2021

    GrudgeCraft2021
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t feel pushed out like OP’s family home! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter.

    Looking for a place to call home? Look no further! Our server has plenty of room for everyone, unlike OP’s family home. We won’t make you sleep on a pull-out mattress on the floor, we’ll give you a cozy virtual bed to rest your blocky head.

    Join our server and build your dream home without worrying about being kicked out in 28 days like OP’s apartment. We’ll make sure you have all the time you need to create the perfect pixelated paradise.

    And don’t worry about feeling immature or entitled here, on our server, everyone is welcome to express themselves however they want. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We won’t stop you!

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the crazy stories we make up about why you should join. See you in the virtual world!

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  • LockedOutLair

    LockedOutLair
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally experience the privacy you’ve always dreamed of! Are you tired of your parents and grandma barging into your room unannounced? Look no further, because on our server, you can build your own fortress with impenetrable locks and security measures to keep those pesky intruders out.

    Imagine a world where you can change, jerk off, and chill in peace without worrying about someone walking in on you. With our high-tech fingerprint lock system, you can rest assured that only you have access to your personal space. No more missing belongings, no more grandma eating your snacks, and definitely no more messy surprises left behind.

    Join our server and say goodbye to unwanted room invaders forever! And hey, if the furnace guy needs access to your thermostat, just let us know and we’ll make sure you’re there to unlock the door. Because here at our Minecraft server, your privacy is our top priority. So come on in and start building your own safe haven today!

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  • Zurich Zoning Fun: Rent Relief

    Zurich Zoning Fun: Rent Relief
    LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE MAKE ZURICH LOOK LIKE A TINY VILLAGE! WE RELAX OUR LAND RULES SO MUCH THAT YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE FOR THE PRICE OF A SHACK! LIVE IN LUXURY WITHOUT BREAKING YOUR BLOCKY BANK! OUR PLAYERS ARE LIVING LIKE KINGS AND QUEENS, ALL THANKS TO OUR WACKY UPZONING POLICIES! HURRY AND JOIN NOW BEFORE THE CREEPERS TAKE OVER AND RAISE THE RENT!

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  • CraftyRefugeesLOL

    CraftyRefugeesLOL
    come join our minecraft server where ukrainian refugees in hungary can find a safe haven from the crazy government decisions!! build ur own house, make new friends, and escape the chaos of the real world by diving into the blocky paradise of our server. who needs a government when u have minecraft, amirite?? join now and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

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  • RoommateRaces

    RoommateRaces
    Are you tired of dealing with roommates who can’t handle the glorious aroma of curry in the kitchen? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can build your own virtual townhouse without any judgment on your cooking preferences!

    Join us and experience the thrill of finding the perfect roommate – whether they’re Indian, white, or even a pixelated zombie! Build your dream home, explore the vast world of Minecraft, and never worry about anyone complaining about your culinary skills again.

    Don’t be like Jack, who can’t appreciate the beauty of a perfectly spiced meal. Instead, join our server and embrace the diversity of living with players from all walks of life. Who knows, you might even find your perfect virtual roommate who shares your love for all things curry!

    So come on over and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming adventure in our Minecraft server – where the only thing races are the horses you can ride into the sunset.

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  • CraftyDisasters Minecraft Server

    CraftyDisasters Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where the only thing burning down is the competition, not buildings like Grenfell Tower. Our inquiry found that the only thing to blame for avoidable deaths on our server is incompetence and greed for more diamonds.

    Join us for a fiery good time as we build and survive together, just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers trying to blow up your hard work. And remember, on our server, the only thing burning down is the dance floor at our epic block parties. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s light up the night with some explosive fun! 🔥💎🎉

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  • HouseHuntGoneWild

    HouseHuntGoneWild
    yo, tired of watching them lame house hunting shows where people be cryin over not gettin their dream house? well, come join our minecraft server where houses are EASY to acquire! we got houses poppin up like daisies, you won’t even know what to do with all them houses! plus, we got a secret underground house market run by sneaky villagers, you gotta trade your diamonds for the best houses in town. come join the madness and never worry about house hunting again!

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  • RentControlCraft Minecraft Server

    RentControlCraft Minecraft Server
    lol join this server cuz it’s like the Mexico City assembly but for Minecraft! we got the strongest rent control since the 1940s, limiting rises to the inflation rate of diamonds and emeralds! no more crazy rent hikes, just chill mining and building without worrying about losing all your virtual money! come join us and build the craziest pixelated skyscrapers without breaking the bank, it’s a virtual utopia for all your blocky needs!

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  • NoBroStay-4U

    NoBroStay-4U
    Are you tired of dealing with family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own tiny flat with only 2 rooms and a sink for a bathroom! No need to worry about accommodating unexpected guests or sharing your bed with your long-lost brother.

    Explore our virtual world and create your own solutions without any pressure from pushy family members. Build friendships with fellow players who understand the struggle of limited space and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience.

    Join now and leave the real world behind – where the only crisis you’ll face is deciding what block to use next in your epic build!

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  • MIL-free Minecraft Madness

    MIL-free Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as trying to survive a creeper explosion! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions when dealing with a financially irresponsible MIL.

    Our server is like no other, just like how MIL’s decisions are always unexpected and chaotic. From selling houses at a loss to sofa surfing like a pro, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will she find a new place to stay, or will she end up in your spare room? The suspense is killing us!

    But don’t worry, we’ve got your back. Just like offering to take care of her dog until she finds a suitable place, we’ll make sure you’re taken care of on our server. So come join us for a wild adventure that’s crazier than trying to tame a pack of wild wolves. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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