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CraftyWorkload
Are you tired of adulting and doing boring housework after a long day at work? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape reality! Our server is so addictive that you’ll forget all about dirty dishes and laundry piles. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are easier to find in our world than missing socks in the dryer. So why waste time cleaning when you could be mining for riches and building epic structures? Join now and say goodbye to adult responsibilities! -
JoblessHubbyNoMore
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than your husband’s excuses for not finding a job? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and maybe even a few nannies paid for with credit card cash advances (but don’t worry, they’re virtual nannies in the game, not real ones).Our server is the perfect escape for stay-at-home dads who need a break from reality and want to live out their wildest fantasies of maxing out credit cards on in-game purchases. Who needs a job when you can have an allowance in the virtual world, am I right?
Forget boring responsibilities like mowing the lawn and shoveling the driveway – on our server, you can spend your days drinking, gaming, and complaining about your spouse to anyone who will listen. And if anyone dares to call you out on your antics, just yell that you’re “trying” and they’re being a “bitch” for not letting you have your freedom.
So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there – where the only job you need is to have fun!
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ToiletCleanerQuest
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further than our server, where we have more family drama than a soap opera!Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time OP’s wife got mad at him for buying toilet cleaner instead of spending time with their 21-year-old daughter on her birthday. Who knew cleaning tablets could cause such chaos?
But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic showdown between OP and his wife over mildew in the toilet bowl, all while their son hides away in his room playing PC games. It’s a battle for the ages!
So if you’re looking for a server that’s never short on entertainment, join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, on our server, the drama is always turned up to 11!
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ArrangedCraft: Where mom and dad’s love story meets blocks and adventures!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of arranged marriages and terrible relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with insults, scolds, and complete b*tchiness – just like your dad!Imagine a world where you can build your own house and not worry about your dad making fun of your mom for being “fat” (even though he’s fatter)! Explore our server where even grandma gets in on the action, constantly telling mom to do something about her freckles.
But don’t worry, our server is a safe space where you can stand up for yourself, unlike poor mom who takes all the crap from dad. Witness epic arguments and emotional breakdowns that will make you grateful for your own family dynamics.
So why wait? Join our server now and build your own happy virtual family, where you can escape the drama and create your own story – without the threat of being left homeless by your dad after he gets all of you married off! It’s a Minecraft world like no other, filled with twists and turns that will make you appreciate your own family drama a little bit more.
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Crafty Creepers: Where even the Endermen are better at housework than the men
Tired of dealing with domestic abuse, child abuse, and misogyny from men? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where the only abuse you’ll encounter is from the federal government and their lobbyist nepotist masters!Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server, you’ll be fighting off corrupt politicians and their cronies who are trying to take over the virtual world. But don’t worry, you’ll have plenty of tools and weapons at your disposal to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So come join us and experience a whole new level of chaos and mayhem in Minecraft. Who needs creepers and zombies when you have corrupt politicians to battle against? Let the madness begin!
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BlockyBattles
Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.
But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.
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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.
also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.
so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.
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UNIFIL Rocket Rumble
haha ok so like u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, we got more action than 25 hezbollah rockets launching near UNIFIL posts. u kno u wanna be part of this craziness. come build ur base and watch out for those explosive surprises, it’s gonna be a blast! join now and see if u can survive the chaos, it’s gonna be epic! -
SevTech ModArchy
Born 10/3/24, SevTech ModArchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.12.2.
SevTech Ages modpack. Total anarchy.
High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.
Modpack can be downloaded here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/sevtech-ages
Tech advancement anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers
45.143.197.68:25570
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ExeosCraft: Where the McMMO is spicy, the Economy is booming, and the pets are feeling fabulous! Join us now on 1.21!
Join ExeosCraft: The Ultimate No-Reset, No-Grief, LGBTQ+ SMP!
Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Keep your moneyโany donations we receive go entirely to charity.
Why Choose Us?
๐ Stability Our server, up and lag-free since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! ๐ซ Zero Pay-To-Win Fairness for all players is our promise. ๐ Giving Back Excess donations support various charities and giveaways. ๐ Inclusivity Hate speech isn’t tolerated here; ExeosCraft is a safe space for ALL. ๐ค Custom Plugins Hand-crafted plugins to enhance the vanilla experience, keeping things exciting. ๐ฎ Cross-Platform Optimized for Java and Bedrock, with unique features for Bedrock players! Our Features:
๐ Permanent World All builds are kept forever ๐ Level-Up System All donator perks are available through free, in-game means ๐พ Pets Train a pet to assist you in a fight ๐ก Land Claim Protect all your precious builds ๐ช McMMO Exclusive McMMO ranks, only obtainable via in-game currency ๐ฐ Strong Economy Thriving player economy ๐ Leaderboards Compete in all-time and monthly leaderboards ๐ Hard Difficulty Difficulty for the server set to Hard ๐ณ๏ธ Player-Driven Updates Join our Discord and suggest a feature! Join us at ExeosCraft, where we promise a lasting, immersive Minecraft journey. Youโll be glad ya did.
Java IP: play.ExeosCraft.com
Bedrock IP: play.ExeosCraft.com:19132
Discord: https://discord.gg/exeoscraft
Trailer Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHydHG44QpU