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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 8821 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Votes: | 8512 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!