Housemates MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

TurkeyTrollXmasDinner

temporary housemates, housemates, stuffing, turkey, shared house Xmas dinner

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time! We have a sign-up sheet for epic Christmas Eve dinners, but be warned – you might end up cooking the whole meal yourself! Just like one player who cooked the turkey, stuffing, and gravy all by themselves. But don’t worry, the other players helped out by putting the gravy in the fridge (a couple quarts, no big deal).

After a disappointing Christmas dinner with resentful housemates, things got even crazier. The drama escalated to a whole new level with passive-aggressive dishwashing and silent goodbyes. But hey, who needs real-life drama when you can experience all the chaos and hilarity on our Minecraft server?

So if you’re looking for a server where the only thing more wild than the gameplay is the players themselves, join us now! Just remember, don’t be surprised if you end up doing all the work and getting called lazy by your virtual housemates. It’s all part of the fun on our server!

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ToiletTroubleCraft

cleanliness standards, toilet cleaning, hygiene, bathroom maintenance, toilet bowl cleaner

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! Are you tired of living in a house with roommates who don’t appreciate the art of keeping a toilet bowl spotless? Look no further, because on our server, we take bathroom hygiene to a whole new level.

Join us and learn the importance of scrubbing away those pesky poop stains immediately after you drop a deuce. Our community of players will teach you the proper way to keep your toilet sparkling clean, because let’s face it, nobody wants to be known as the roommate with the streaky bowl.

Don’t be like the OP in this story, who had a poop-related awakening at a friend’s house. Take the plunge into a world where poop particles are a thing of the past and where every flush leaves your toilet looking like it just came out of the box.

So come on down to our server and let’s clean up this mess, one poop stain at a time!

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KittyCraft: No Boomers Allowed

family dynamics, family, kittens, Pets, pet allergies

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise no crazy cat ladies will be allowed! Join us and build your dream world without the fear of being overrun by kittens and puppies. Our server is a safe haven for those allergic to felines and those who just can’t stand the sight of litter boxes. Say no to the madness of living with a bunch of animals and say yes to a peaceful and cat-free Minecraft experience. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

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CouchPotatoCraft

roommate conflict, housemates, Couch, compassion, homeless person

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as welcoming as a warm couch on a cold night? Look no further! Our server is so cozy, even the smelliest of players will feel right at home.

Join us and experience the heartwarming feeling of denying a homeless person a place to sleep, just like in real life! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you have a blast while doing it.

Come on in and help us create a community where everyone is welcome, even if they smell like they haven’t showered in months. Who needs real-world responsibilities when you can have outrageous adventures in our Minecraft world? Join now and let the fun begin!

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FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

Exertion, physically demanding, new job, Minecraft, Fairness

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of equal distribution of resources, just like in real life! Join us and experience a world where everyone gets their fair share of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples.

Imagine a world where “Alex” can’t hog all the diamonds and leave you with nothing but coal. On our server, everyone works hard to mine those precious resources and share them equally. No more feeling like the underdog just because you’re the newest player in town.

So come on over and join us for a fair and fun Minecraft experience. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond the size of “Alex’s” ego!

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Housemates & Homies Minecraft Server

shared accommodation, age limit, student house, housemates, rental property

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only requirement is that you’re below 35 and a student (or at least claim to be)! Just like the guy who moved into a student house pretending to be a student in his forties, we welcome all sorts of characters here.

Join us for a wild adventure where you never know who you’ll meet next. Maybe you’ll run into a clown wedding entertainer looking for his room, or perhaps you’ll stumble upon a group of housemates who haven’t even arrived yet but are already causing drama.

Don’t worry about fitting in, because on our server, the weirder the better! So come on in and let’s see what kind of crazy antics we can get up to together. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft home (even if you’re not actually a student)!

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NoBraCraft Minecraft Server

Interact, kitchen, uncomfortable roommate, inappropriate clothing, Boyfriend

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can wear whatever you want, even if it’s just your pixelated pajamas! No bras required in this virtual world, because let’s be real, those things are uncomfortable AF.

Join us and build your own virtual house with your own virtual bathroom, and only share a virtual kitchen with other players. Just make sure to put on a virtual jumper if you’re feeling a bit chilly, but feel free to rock that virtual top if it’s hot in the game.

Forget about real-life drama like housemate conflicts, because on our server, you can be as braless as you please without anyone judging you. And if anyone tries to tell you what to wear, just tell them you’ll wear whatever you damn well please in your virtual house.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can be as free-spirited as you want without any Karens telling you what to do. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a drama-free zone where the only rule is to have fun!

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PupBlockParty

dog care, Communication, pet training, pet behavior, cleaning

Are you tired of dealing with untrained, spoiled dogs taking over your house? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise there will be no dog poop-filled gardens or dog hair-covered floors here. Join us and escape the chaos of real life for a world where you can build and create without any pesky pets getting in your way.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind after a long day of dealing with unruly animals. Say goodbye to arguments with siblings over who has to clean up after the dogs, and hello to a community of like-minded players who just want to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the drama of dog ownership behind. Who needs real pets when you can have virtual ones that don’t make a mess? Let’s build a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

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Minecraft SMP: /tohg/ The Owl House General #532 – The Hootin’ Housemates

Archive, housemates, Hootin, OWL, Nostalgic Edition

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is like no other – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure, a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, and a portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!

But wait, there’s more! Our members include Luz, Lilith, and Hunter, who will guide you on quests to defeat evil mobs and uncover hidden secrets. Plus, we have exclusive access to Disney+ so you can binge-watch The Owl House while mining for diamonds.

And don’t even get me started on the merch. We have official The Owl House merch from Hot Topic, Amazon, and even TheMysteryShack. You can dress your Minecraft character in the coolest gear inspired by your favorite show.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and join our Minecraft SMP today. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world!

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FurniCraft Minecraft Server

Decision making, roommates, affordability, household responsibilities, financial responsibility

Are you tired of being the household taxi service, shopper, gardener, and money lender? Do you want to escape the smelly and dirty house that you have to clean all the time? Join our Minecraft server and leave your lazy roommates behind!

On our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without anyone mooching off of you. No more arguing over who should replace the sofa or clean the kitchen – it’s all up to you! Plus, you can meet new friends who won’t rely on you for everything.

So say goodbye to your freeloading roommates and hello to a world where you can finally have your own space. Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

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