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Mom’s Blocky Adventures

adult toys, Adventures, awkward, bathroom, blocky, discovery, EMBARRASSMENT, family, family dynamics, hidden, Household, intimate items, moms, personal items, personal space, privacy, Secrets, Shocked, Surprise, toilet paper, Toys, unexpected

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1911
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Farms Harvested:	792
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will surprise you at every turn? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll find more hidden surprises than in your mom’s secret toy stash! Trust us, you’ll never know what you’ll stumble upon next – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest or a secret underground dungeon filled with mobs. So come join us and get ready for an adventure that’s more unexpected than finding your mom’s toys in the bathroom!

CarCraft: Where Creeper Insurance is Cheaper Than Car Insurance!

affordability, CAR, car ownership, CarCraft, Cheaper, city, Commute, cost, Cottage, countryside, creeper, Estonia, gas, Household, Immigrants, insurance, Jobs, minimum wage, monthly expenses, mot, RELATIVES, Repairs, road legal car, Soviet immigrants, sparsely populated country, Towns

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	44
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where owning a car is as easy as crafting a wooden pickaxe! In our virtual world, the cost of owning a car is so low that even a creeper could afford it. With a minimum wage of 820€, you can snag a road legal car for as little as ~500€ – that’s cheaper than a stack of diamonds!

Imagine cruising through our pixelated landscapes with your very own ride, all for the price of a few emeralds. Monthly expenses? A mere 40€ for insurance if you’re a clean driver, plus some gas and repairs that won’t break the bank. You’ll be zooming past zombies and skeletons in no time, living your best blocky life.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or a total noob, anyone can afford a car on our server. Even Soviet immigrants living in larger towns can join in on the fun – after all, who wouldn’t want to explore the countryside or visit relatives in style? So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Crafting Catastrophe: Don’t wait for 2012 AD, join now and survive the apocalypse!

2012 AD, anticipation, Apocalypse, catastrophe, countdown, Crafting, destiny, determination, dont, Doomsday, End of the World, FAITH, fate, Future, Hope, Join, patience, perseverance, Prophecy, standing around, Survival, SURVIVE, Time, uncertainty, WAIT, Waiting

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7086
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us and you’ll be transported back in time to the year 2012 AD, where the world was ending and everyone was freaking out about it. But don’t worry, on our server, the only thing that’s ending is your boredom!

We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers!

So what are you waiting for? Don’t be a square, join our server and let the madness begin!

Crafty Killers Server: Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

action, Anime, Chapter 120, Crafty, CREEPERS, fear, japanese manga, KB, Killers, Killing Bites, Manga, manga chapter, Manga community, Manga fans, Manga News, manga readers, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga updates, new, New Release, Raw, Server, Suspense, Thriller, Tread

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1636
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Crops Grown:	1293	Love Letters Sent:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is dropping a brand new Knowledge Bomb (KB) tonight that will blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and insane adventures.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and start breakdancing to dubstep music. That’s just a taste of the wacky shenanigans you can expect on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-moonwalk the legendary ghostly figure? Only one way to find out!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a non-stop party of chaos and laughter? Grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. See you on the other side, where the fun never stops!

Pixel Peen Palace: Where AI Creates Art & Porn

/aco/sdg, /d/nai, /e/sdg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /soc/ai+nude, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, Creates, DEGEN, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, guides, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Mac, models, Moon Guard, New User Guide, OP Pasta, Other links, Palace, Peen, PIXEL, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, Tags for Prompting, Wiki

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Meteorites Collected:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Welcome to the Moon Guard Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further! Our server is filled with wacky characters, insane storylines, and mind-blowing block merging techniques that will leave you in stitches.

But that’s not all! We have a Controlnet system that will blow your mind, animations that will make you question reality, and samplers that will have you laughing for days.

Looking to spice things up? Our server offers a wide range of models, embeddings, characters, celebs, and even some…fetish content. Don’t worry, we won’t judge!

And if you’re still not convinced, we have LoRa training, OP pasta, and a link hub that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Moon Guard Edition Minecraft server and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Crafty Cocaine Cartel: Colombian Edition

Cartel, celebration, cocaine, colombian, Community, Crafty, culture, Diversity, Edition, Energetic, Friendly, Happy, heritage, Identity, joy, Latin America, love, Nationality, positivity, Proud, south america, Unity, vibrant, Welcoming

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	909
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	224
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Farms Harvested:	599
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Divine Spears Created:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we have Colombian players who are just as crazy as you are! We have llamas that dance salsa, emeralds that sing reggaeton, and creepers that wear sombreros. And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground emerald mine guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons. So come join us and let’s show the world that Colombians know how to have a good time in Minecraft! ¡Vamos, parce! 🇨🇴💃🕺

WaveyCraft: Surfing through boredom one block at a time!

#impatience, anticipation, anticipation for change, anticipation for new wave, BLOCK, bored, Boredom, CHANGE, current roster, eager, EXCITEMENT, looking forward, new arrivals, new wave, next wave, REFRESH, roster boredom, roster refresh, roster update, Surfing, Time, Updates, Waiting, WAVE, WaveyCraft

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1282
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Towns Built:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their predictable waves and lackluster rosters? Well, look no further because our server is like a tsunami of excitement and insanity!

Join us and be prepared for the craziest waves you’ve ever seen in Minecraft. We’re talking about waves made of lava, waves made of diamond blocks, waves made of exploding chickens – you name it, we’ve got it!

And don’t even get us started on our roster. We’ve got legendary players like Steve, Herobrine, and even a secret guest appearance from Notch himself. But hey, who needs those guys when you can join our server and play alongside the one and only…Barry the Blockhead!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride of waves and wacky characters. Trust us, you won’t be bored for a second!

Crafty Creepers: Where Minecraft meets Fallout movie anons for a LOL-tastic adventure!

action, Adventure, Anons, behind the scenes, bethesda, Crafty, CREEPERS, Director, enjoying, Fallout, fan theories, FANTASY, Gaming Community, Great, LOLtastic, meets, Minecraft, Movie, post-apocalyptic, Scene, Sci Fi, todd howard, video game, Wasteland, Written

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	970
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Crops Grown:	1862	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and prepare to be blown away by the sheer awesomeness that awaits you!

Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so magical that even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to mine straight to bedrock in one swing. And let’s not forget about the secret underground disco party hosted by the elusive Herobrine himself.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden carrots? Only on our server, my friend. Only on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Todd himself would be proud.

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘Who’s winning?’

Ahead, battle, best, blocky, Champion, Competition, Conquering, DOMINATING, First Place, in the lead, leader, Number One, Prevailing, Royale.., success, Successful, top spot, triumph, triumphant, Victorious, Victory, Whos, winning, winning streak

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

Join us and witness epic battles between a team of ninja chickens and an army of zombie llamas. Who will come out victorious? Only the bravest players will find out!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to challenge to a dance-off. Can you out-dance this pixelated beast?

And if you’re feeling lucky, try your hand at our custom mini-game, “Exploding Sheep Jousting.” Trust us, it’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who’s winning? You are, of course, because you’re playing on the craziest server around!

ChunkyCraft: Where we all come together to help each other get thicc

body goals, body image, body positivity, Body transformation, bulking, ChunkyCraft, confidence building, fitness journey, gym motivation, health and wellness, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, muscle building, nutrition, personal trainer, physical transformation, progress tracking, self improvement, strength training, thicc, weight gain, workout plan

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1501
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	697
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Do you want to be an absolute unit of a player? Well, look no further because on our server, we specialize in helping you get THICC. Our custom plugins and mini-games are designed to make you gain virtual weight faster than you can say “diamonds”. Join us and let’s get chunky together! Who needs a gym when you have our server to help you bulk up in pixels?

GatchaCraft: Crowds Edition – Where every block is a surprise and every player is a superhero!

+x, action, Adventure, aliens, Anime, BLOCK, Character development, colorful animation, crowds, Edition, futuristic, GatchaCraft, Gatchaman Crowds, Mystery, Online Community, player, Powers, social media, society, SuperHero, Surprise, team dynamics, teamwork, Technology, transformation, twitter, virtual world

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2177
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Star Shards Collected:	128
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like Twitter on steroids! We’ve got drama, memes, and more hot takes than you can shake a stick at.

Join us for epic battles between rival factions, where alliances are formed and broken in the blink of an eye. Build your own empire and watch it rise to glory, only to be torn down by a group of trolls with too much time on their hands.

But that’s not all! We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the “Tweetstorm” feature that lets you send out a flurry of tweets to your fellow players. And don’t even get me started on the “Cancel Culture” event, where players can band together to cancel each other for the most ridiculous reasons.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server this side of the internet. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things are about to get wild!

RegretCraft: Where mainland Chinese players realize they backed the wrong block

Accountability, AUTHORITY, Backed, BLOCK, Censorship, China, Chinese, consequences, decision, Dictatorship, firing squad, Government, leadership, mainland, mainland Chinese, Oppression, Players, Politics, power, realization, realize, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, rulers, wrong, wrong horse

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Farms Harvested:	321
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Villages Defended:	16	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Are you tired of backing the wrong horse in life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can join a community where regret is a thing of the past! Our server is filled with players who have all realized they chose the wrong rulers in their past lives, but now they’re living their best lives building epic structures and battling mobs together.

Join us and experience the thrill of starting fresh in a world where firing squads are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be firing is your bow and arrow at pesky creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and leave regret behind!