Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is lit af, like you gotta join cuz we got a rule where you can only build with pink blocks on Wednesdays, like who even came up with that, it’s so random but like, it’s what makes us unique, ya know? And like, every full moon we all have to wear pumpkin heads and dance around a campfire, it’s like a tradition or something, but it’s so fun, you gotta try it out. Plus, we have this thing where if you die, you have to do a dare IRL, like one time someone had to eat a whole jar of pickles, it was wild. So yeah, come join us and experience the madness, it’s a blast!
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RuleBreaker SMP
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CoffeeGroundsDumpin
Are you tired of living in a world where coffee grounds reign supreme in the sink? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where coffee grounds are banned and promises are kept! Build your dream coffee-free home and live in harmony with your virtual neighbors who understand the struggle of dealing with coffee grounds in the sink. Don’t let your husband’s coffee pod antics ruin your day – join us and start fresh in a world where coffee grounds are a thing of the past!
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SmokeCraft: Kid-Free Zone
come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing higher than our towers is the amount of THC in the air! our in-game cannabis smoking feature will have you feeling like you’re in a whole new world, literally. with 27% of players already showing detectable THC biomarkers, you know you’re in for a wild ride. join now and see why our server is five times more lit than the rest. #420minecraft #blazeit #minecraftmadness 🌿🔥🎮
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SuckCraft Minecraft Server
Are you tired of using a shop vac as your primary vacuum in Minecraft? Do you feel like it’s a literal pain to use and leaves your back hurting from constantly bending over? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!Join our server and say goodbye to the dusty smell, the loud noise, and the struggle of using a shop vac on the stairs. Our virtual vacuums are quiet, efficient, and won’t require you to shut your baby in another room while cleaning. Plus, you can even strap your baby to you and vacuum at the same time – talk about multitasking!
Forget about waiting for your frugal husband to research vacuums for months on end. On our server, you can buy the vacuum of your dreams without any objections. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual Roomba that actually works and doesn’t get stuck every foot it moves.
So come on down to our Minecraft server and vacuum your worries away! Who needs a shop vac when you have a whole virtual world of cleaning possibilities at your fingertips? Join now and start cleaning up the blocky mess in style!
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Toilet Paper Tube Paradise
Yo, listen up! if you wanna have a blast in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is run by a group of magical unicorns who poop out diamonds! That’s right, DIAMONDS! And not just any diamonds, but near-perfectly round ones that sparkle like a disco ball in the sun.But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil zombie chickens with laser eyes. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this – every time you mine a block of dirt, a chorus of angels sings in the background. It’s like a heavenly choir serenading you as you gather resources for your epic builds.
So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land filled with dancing llamas and talking trees. The possibilities are endless, my friend. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
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GiftsGalore Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the holiday gift-giving drama? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and explore without any pressure to constantly thank your friends for their questionable gifts!Join us and leave the stress of unwanted guided journals behind. Build a virtual world where you never have to worry about awkward gift exchanges again. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of receiving gifts you’ll never use.
So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll be thanking us for is the endless fun and laughter you’ll experience!
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SingleParentCraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee zero arguments about single parent households and artificial wombs!Join us and leave behind the craziness of your boyfriend’s questionable beliefs. Our server is a safe space for all, regardless of your family structure or knowledge of laundry. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons – perfect for taking out your frustrations in a healthy, blocky way.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend with outdated views when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? 😂🎮 #BlockyEscape #NoBoyfriendDramaAllowed
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MilkAlert Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of milk in your daily life? Look no further! Join our server where we prioritize milk above all else – just like OP’s dad!Imagine a world where running out of milk is a crisis that needs to be carefully planned for. Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of not having the right drink with their food.
Join us and experience the thrill of updating your grocery app in-game, digging your car out of snow to pick up essential drink items, and dealing with the drama of running out of milk.
Don’t cry over spilled milk, just join our server and embrace the luxury of having your favorite drinks available at all times. Who needs water when you can have milk with every meal?
So come on, join us and show your gratitude for the precious liquid that is milk. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a fellow milk enthusiast like OP’s dad to share your milk-related struggles with!
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BroDishDramaCraft
Are you tired of dealing with dish drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where dishes don’t exist and you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs instead!On our server, you won’t have to worry about washing anyone else’s dishes – unless you count washing away the creepers trying to blow up your base! Plus, we have a special “Skates” power-up that lets you zoom around the map at lightning speed, just like that pair of skates that guy bought for the OP in the real world.
Join now and leave the dish drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you’ll be washing away is your enemies!
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ParentalPanic Minecraft Server
Are you tired of being called an “egoist pig” by your parents for wanting to move out? Do you feel like you’re being guilt-trapped into staying at home and taking care of everything while they handle the drama of moving your grandparents into a retirement home? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from the chaos of real life!Join our server and escape to a world where you can build your dream house without any guilt trips from your family. No more chores, no more emotional baggage – just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! Plus, you’ll still be close enough to help out your parents if they really need it, so you can have your cake and eat it too (just like in Minecraft)!
Forget about the stress of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds and defeating creepers. Join our server now and start your new life of freedom and fun – because let’s face it, you deserve it after all you’ve been through!