household item Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Weaponized Toaster

arm yourself, creativity, Defense, DIY weapon, emergency, End of the World, everyday object, household item, household tool, imagination, left, post-apocalyptic, preparedness, Resource, scenario, strategy, Survival, toaster, unconventional weapon, weapon, Weaponized, zombie apocalypse

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7744
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Gods Slained:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the zombie apocalypse has taken over and the only way to survive is with the most random weapons at your disposal! Join us and see what crazy items fate has chosen for you to wield against the undead hordes.

Imagine taking down zombies with a rubber chicken, a giant inflatable unicorn, or even a spoon! Who knew that everyday objects could become your saving grace in this chaotic world?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its treasures and become the ultimate survivor?

Join us now and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and unpredictable zombie apocalypse adventure in Minecraft history! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get eaten by zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?)

SpongeBob’s Laundry Day

Bacteria, bathroom, bedding, cleaning, curtains, Day, Dirt, dishcloths, germs, household chores, household item, hygiene, kitchen, Laundry, maintenance, mattress, overlooked items, pillows, SpongeBobs, Sponges, towels, Washing

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8341
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Have you ever thought about washing your toaster? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take cleanliness to a whole new level! Join us and experience the thrill of scrubbing pixelated appliances while dodging creepers and zombies. Trust us, your virtual kitchen will thank you for it! So come on, join us and let’s clean up this blocky world together!

CraftyCrafterz

adult play, BEDROOM, CraftyCrafterz, Creative, Discreet, diy, experimentation, Favorite, household item, household item as sex toy, household object, INTIMATE, Personal, Pleasure, self pleasure, Sensation, sensation play, sex toy, solo play, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8583
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Runes Activated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	22

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real fun begins! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of using household objects as sex toys in-game. From plungers to spatulas, the possibilities are endless! Who knew crafting could be so kinky? So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild (literally)!

DishwasherHalfFullCraft

analogy, Appliance, attitude, cleanliness, comparison, Contrast, Dishwasher, DishwasherHalfFullCraft, glass of water, half empty, household appliance, household item, kitchen appliance, metaphor, optimism, optimistic view, outlook, perspective, positive thinking, positivity, Water

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4441
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Buildings Constructed:	8
Void Armor Forged:	25	Ores Mined:	5872
Towns Built:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

join our epic minecraft server where the dishwasher is always half-full and the creepers are always half-dead! come build a house made entirely of cake blocks and ride around on a pig with a saddle made of diamonds! our server is so lit, even the zombies are doing the macarena! plus, if you find the secret hidden treasure chest, you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of virtual tacos! so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the glass is always half-full…of lava!

Vernier Training Minecraft Server

0.22 rifle, 65 yards, Accuracy, candy, challenge, child development, child training, dehydrating, firearm training, German group, Irish group, liquid blood, Measurement, Minecraft, parenting, prove it, rehydrating, reward system, Server, Training, unconventional methods, Vernier, Vernier calipers, youtube video

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	6875
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Falling into the Void:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Zombie Dances:	1

Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where we reward players with candy for accurately measuring blocks with Vernier calipers! Forget mining and crafting, it’s all about precision measurements here. And watch out for the Irish group who will challenge you to shoot targets with a 0.22 rifle while dehydrated – but don’t worry, they’ll rehydrate you with liquid blood if you succeed! Join now and prove your skills, if you dare! Check out our crazy antics in the video link, but be warned, it’s not for the faint of heart!

Actual YLYL Minecraft SMP

Actual, Actual ylyl, amusement, comedy, Entertainment, fortune telling, funny, good luck, Happiness, humor, internet culture, jokes, LAUGH, LUCK, meme, Minecraft, my_fortune, positivity, smp, social media, Thread, thread printing, viral, ylyl

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	5396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Chimeras Created:	3	Votes:	874
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the pigs can fly (literally, we have flying pigs)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that grant you three wishes when cracked open. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even find the fabled Notch’s Golden Keyboard that lets you control the game with just your mind. Good luck, adventurer!

Crafty Canadian Minecraft Server

Adventure, Arrival, Canada, Canadian, citizenship, Country, Crafty, Destination, Diversity, Exploration, Flag, flying, HOMELAND, Journey, maple leaf, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national pride, North America, patriotism, plane, Server, travel

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, hop on board our server because the plane is on its way…literally! That’s right, our server is located on a flying plane soaring through the Minecraft skies.

Join us for epic aerial battles with other players as you fight for control of the cockpit. Build your own floating base and watch out for pesky creepers trying to sabotage your flight.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure and mystery. Explore hidden tunnels and uncover ancient artifacts as you navigate through the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. The plane is waiting for you to board…if you dare!

F**k You Minecraft SMP

aggression, anger, Antagonistic, bad attitude, confrontational, Disrespect, explicit language, foul language, fuck you, harsh words, hostility, impolite, inappropriate, insult, Minecraft, offensive, pFk, Profanity, Provocative, Rude, smpp, swearing, Vulgar

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4608
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride on crack! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama while being chased by a horde of angry zombies.

We have a secret underground base filled with treasure and traps that will make you question your sanity. And don’t even get me started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a creeper and ride it into battle against a herd of evil sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there may be TNT involved). Just remember, if you can’t handle the heat, stay out of the Nether.

Pixel Playhouse – Minecraft Server

2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Corpos, Dot Live, Hasunosora Highschool, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, Japanese VTubers, JP indies, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Million Production, Minecraft, Neo-porte, NoriPro, PIXEL, playhouse, react, Server, Sinsogumi, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
New Chunks Explored:	456515	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual Aogiri Highschool where you can hang out with your favorite Japanese Vtubers! Join us for some epic adventures with the members of Dot Live, Re:AcT, and even the infamous Hololive crew.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary 2434 clan, the mysterious VSPO group, and the lovable idols from Hasunosora Highschool. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we even have ASMR sessions with Kizuna Ai herself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through the world of Japanese Vtubers and indies. Who knows, you might even become the next member of the prestigious VOMS group or the idol sensation of Million Production. The possibilities are endless on our server, so hop on board and let the craziness begin!

SMP Minecraft – Sorry Connor, Not Sorry

break up, Closure, Connor, DATING, Emotional healing, ex boyfriend, finding happiness, Healing Process, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Love Lost, Minecraft, Mousey’s found her new boyfriend, moving forward, moving on, new love, past relationships, personal growth, relationship trouble, Self Discovery, smp, Sorry Connor, starting over

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9383
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82

Are you tired of getting left behind by your friends in Minecraft? Well, fear not because on our server, Mousey has found her new boyfriend and they’re taking over the world together! Join us for a chance to witness their epic love story unfold as they build the most ridiculous structures and conquer all the mobs in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power of love on your side? Come join us and be a part of this wild adventure!

Drive ‘n Craft Minecraft Server

affordable options, budget options, Craft, DRIVE, gaming accessories, gaming controllers, gaming equipment, gaming for kids, gaming gadgets, gaming gear, Gaming hardware, gaming recommendations, gaming setup, gaming technology, kid friendly, low cost, Minecraft, PC driving wheels, PC Gaming, PC peripherals, racing games, Server, simulation games, steering wheels

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Runes Activated:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of driving in Minecraft with just a keyboard and mouse like a peasant? Join our server and experience the thrill of racing with low-cost driving wheels for PC! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually behind the wheel of a virtual car, dodging creepers and zombies on the racetrack.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you win a race on our server, you’ll unlock the secret ability to drive a real car in Minecraft. Imagine cruising through the blocky landscape in a Ferrari, leaving all your friends in the dust.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft race car driver. Just don’t forget to buckle up – safety first, even in the virtual world!

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Player

#venting, 695505074, Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Communication, Digital, Disappointment, emotional, Expression, forum, Frustration, internet, Minecraft, no, Nooo, ONLINE, Outburst, player, reaction, smp, Thread, Upset

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	3604
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited mining power.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it… probably.

Crafty Bag Minecraft Server

4koma, alabaster calling card, Aris, BAG, blue archive, Bounties, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Crafty, Essence of Beauty, Events, Friends, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8576
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server for the chance to battle Hieronymus in an urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage! It’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before, trust us.

But wait, there’s more! How about facing the fury of Set in a field with light armor? It’s a challenge like no other, and only the bravest players will survive.

And if that’s not enough, we have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening at different times! It’s a whirlwind of action and adventure that you won’t find anywhere else.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life. Just be ready for the unexpected, because anything can happen in our crazy world!

/Blue/ /Archive/ /General/ /Minecraft SMP/ /#6853/

4koma, alabaster calling card, Archive, Aris, Blue, blue archive, Bounties, Commissions, Events, general, goz, guides, Hards, Hieronymus, indoors, INSANE, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mansion Masquerade, midori, Minecraft, momoi, Normals, PVs, Red Dmg, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, smp, Special Armor, The Fury of Set, Toki, Torment, Total Assault, yuzu

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2457
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the craziness you can handle!

Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can battle Hieronymus in an Urban setting with insane and tormenting red damage. And don’t forget about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your best maid or bunny outfit while taking on Goz indoors with red damage that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have 2x bounties, hards, lessons, scrimmages, normals, and commissions happening all the time because why not? It’s chaos and we love it!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity). Who needs boring old servers when you can have this level of insanity?