But that’s not all – our players also run the virtual laundry machine every single day, even if it’s just one item in the wash. Delicate blocks need special treatment, right? So why not wash them separately, even if it means running a half-empty load?
Join us on this server for a truly unique gaming experience where cleanliness is next to blockiness. And remember, if you complain about our wasteful routines, you might just trigger a virtual meltdown!
imagine a world where pigs can fly, but only on thursdays. that’s the kind of craziness u can expect on this server. u wanna ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on ur head? go for it, no one’s gonna judge u here.
we’ve also got a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the world. u can join them if u want, but be warned, they have a strict “no humans allowed” policy.
so come on down to our server and experience the wackiness for urself. just remember to bring ur sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. oh, and maybe a spare ceiling fan, just in case.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining away, when suddenly your automatic vacuum sucks up a rare diamond block and throws an error. But wait, it gets even crazier – turns out it was actually a priceless diamond bracelet that got split in half during the chaos!
But fear not, because on our server, every mishap is a chance for adventure. Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what might happen next. Plus, our vacuum-induced drama is just the tip of the iceberg – who knows what other wacky shenanigans await you in our world.
So come on in and join the fun – just remember to keep your valuables out of reach of our mischievous robot vacuums!
But that’s not all – we also have a ban on niggers having washing machines because, apparently, they’re all poor and smelly. Don’t ask us how we enforce this rule, just know that our server is a washing machine utopia for everyone except niggers.
Join us for a wild ride of clean clothes and questionable discrimination policies – you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else!
Welcome, brave soul, to the one and only server where logic takes a long, luxurious vacation. Are you ready to delve deep into the void known as our Minecraft realm? Join us, or risk waking up to find your cat is actually a secret agent sent by the government. The **greatest** server awaits youâor is it the **worst**? You will never know!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Infinite Nonsense Blocks | Building blocks that disappear the moment you look at them. Enjoy the challenge of creating a masterpiece that exists solely in your mind! |
| Guardian Cows | These bovines promise to protect you from reality…or do they? Only one in ten will actually moo, the rest silently judge you. |
| Time-Traveling Enderman | Why farm resources when you can summon a creature that steals your past deaths? Realize that nothing matters as the game rewinds back to your first spawn! |
| Ghost Mode | Join at your own riskâplayers become invisible but still hear the whispers of the blocks! Are you the whisperer or the whispered? |
| Survival in Reverse | Why survive when you can perish gloriously? Death is just a sidestep away from your next magnificent disaster! |
Q: Is this server any fun? A: Fun is a construct created by the universe to distract you from the ever-looming void of despair. Play it or donâtâwho cares?
Q: How do I join? A: Join? Every time you think about it, the cosmos collapses a little more. But, if youâre confused, just shout âMinecraft!â into a mirror and wait for the answer.
Q: Are there rules? A: Rules are just suggestive little fantasies made to break the chains of chaos. Forget rules, embrace the splendor of utter insanity!
âwhy do the most disgusting Nafri scum always move to Frankfurt?â
âDo you feel the shadows creeping? Or is that just your mind playing tricks?â
âI once hugged a tree and it whispered secrets of the universe. Can your server do that?â
Join us, if your soul craves the chaos. Or donât⊠But remember, the universe is watching, and itâs deeply confused.
Welcome, brave souls and pixelated wanderers! Youâve stumbled into a realm where family ties are twisted, sanity is optional, and the very essence of social interaction is challenged like never before. Do you dare join the Great Minecraft Family Siege?
Prepare to Enter a World Where:
Imagine a world where every building you construct feels like a ticking clockâtime is curtailed by familial obligations, and cheerfully annoying villagers constantly attempt to teleport you to family hangouts.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Family Call-in Mechanics | Every time you turn around, the family teleportation system might summon 23 random players to hound you into socializing! |
| The Ramadhan Rush | Experience the stress of a fasting pixelated nomad as you juggle your gaming life and mandatory meals. Will you break fast on steak or explode from social overwhelm? |
| Emotional Instability Biomes | Explore biomes generated by familial tension, where the landscape shifts to mirror your inner turmoilâone moment a serene village, the next a chaotic warzone full of family drama. |
Q: What is this server about? A: Depends… Are you asking about Minecraft or life? Spoiler: both are unsolvable enigmas.
Enter at your own risk. This server has been banned in 12 realms for violating Social Obligation Laws. Rumor has it that a mysterious mod, Crimson Cousin, watches over players, ensuring constant family reunions take place every ten minutes.
Do You Seek Freedom or Familial Bondage? Join the Great Minecraft Family Siegeâwhere every play session could end in a breakdown, yet somehow you emerge more united with your random blocksy kin! The path is twisted and laden with traps of obligation, but the Spheres of Independence await those brave enough to forge their own fateâat least until the next family meeting!
Type /join GreatMinecraftFamilySiege to step into the pixelated madness where absurdity reigns supreme and family chaos knows no bounds. Let the siege commence!
Firstly, youâll never believe the backstory of our server! Legend has it, it was created by a cult of llamas who demanded the finest diamond tacos! Yep, you heard that right! If you donât join, you might wake up one day to find a llama on your pillow, staring at you with those judgemental eyes! Iâve seen it happen! đ
And donât get me STARTED on the players! You want outrageous? Weâve got players who think crafting a cake is a form of dark magic. Last week, Timmy tried to summon the Nether just to bake cookies. Spoiler: 10 WITHER SKELETONS showed up instead! đ Now Timmy is on a quest to collect them all like PokĂ©mon. Thatâs right, we play Minecraft like itâs PokĂ©mon Go now! Who needs rules?
Oh and speaking of chaos, we have a literal âCreeper Rainâ day where every Tuesday, creepers just fall from the sky like itâs some twisted birthday party, and if you donât get blown up at least once, youâre officially a wuss! Bring your best armor and maybe a therapist.
We also have this insane redstone inventor named Bob â he once built a machine that turns your momâs voice into cat noises! I swear, heâs working on a contraption that cures boredom by exploding every 5 minutes. So come prepared for both laughs and possible existential dread.
Join us for the weekly âDefend the Cowâ tournament where you have to protect the sacred moo-ing beast from wave after wave of pixelated hunger-intoxicated zombies wanting cheeseburgers. If you fail, you get banned to âThe Nether of Bad Buildsâ where you have to live in a house made of mud blocks for a week. đ
Seriously, if youâre tired of boring adult life, dive into this craziness because I promise youâll leave with a new friendship, existential crisis, and possibly a llama on your shoulder. đđ
So what are you waiting for? Your momâs approval? Pfft! Join this ridiculous Minecraft SMP today before it gets taken down by the llama overlords! đŠđ„
đ Welcome to the Mad Hatter’s Block Party, the most legendary Minecraft server this side of the Overworld! đ
Tired of boring old politicians? Well, here, we’ve put a creative spin on that question! Why NOT govern with pixie dust and a side of insanity? Join our server where anyone over the age of 75 has to pass outrageous (and slightly bizarre) tests to maintain their leadership!
đ Reason #1: The Bingo Showdown! đ Ever seen a 75-year-old try to recite the periodic table while riding a llama? Here, our political leaders face off in a thrilling game of Bingo! But hereâs the twist: they must use ONLY Minecraft blocks to spell out the words! If they miss one, they lose their authority! What could go wrong?
đ„ Reason #2: The Southpaw Challenge! đ„ Oh, but it doesn’t stop there! Those who dare to lead must also partake in the legendary Southpaw Challenge â crafting with their left hand ONLY while being pelted with fireworks produced by our volunteer Creepers. Itâs chaotic, it’s hysterical, and you won’t believe how many enchanted diamond swords end up in the wrong chests!
đŠ Reason #3: The Squidward Edition đŠ We believe in a truly competitive environment. Join us for the Squidward Edition where all candidates must swim through an ocean of mildly annoyed squids while answering trivia questions about the history of Minecraft! Splash back and decide whether they sink or swimâliterally!
⥠Reason #4: The Holy Potato Summit! ⥠The ultimate authority rests with the Great Holy Potato! Every leader must travel to the center of a giant potato shrine crafted out of the finest golden carrots to perform a ceremonial dance-off! The winner gets to keep their title, the loser becomes the server’s newest parkour course! Talk about elevated stakes!
đ Reason #5: The Jargon Jamboree! đ Lastly, watch as politicians try to understand Minecraft lingo! They’ll have to decipher terms like "blocky boi" and "creeper hugger" while riding in minecarts on roller coasters that might just lead to a lava pit (no promises, though!). Can they keep their titles amidst the confusion?
Remember, when you join our server, you’re not just playing Minecraftâyou’re entering a realm of spectacularly strange politics where chaos reigns supreme! So unwrap your diamond sword and get ready for a whirlwind adventure filled with laughter, surprises, and the best absurdity this side of the Nether! đźâš
Will you vote with your pixels? Join us today and witness the madness!
JustToasty is a popular YouTube creator known for their engaging content around gaming, particularly Minecraft. Fans of their channel often seek an official JustToasty Minecraft server to connect with other viewers and experience gameplay together.
As of now, JustToasty does not have an official Minecraft server. Fans have been eagerly anticipating one, but no announcements have been made on this front.
For the latest updates on JustToasty and potential future server announcements, follow them on their official YouTube channel and social media platforms. Additionally, if you’re looking for fan-made servers, check forums and Discord communities dedicated to JustToasty for shared information and server links.
| Server Name | Unknown |
|---|---|
| IP | mineloot.gg |
| Version | Unknown |
| Player Count | Variable |
| Features | Loads of Mods like Create, Ad Astra, AE2, Ars Nova, Farmers Delight, TaCZ |
Q: What mods are available on the server?
A: The server offers mods such as Create, Ad Astra, AE2, Ars Nova, Farmers Delight, and TaCZ.
Q: Where can I find the Discord and Minecraft rules?
A: Discord rules can be found here, and Minecraft rules can be found here.
Q: Is the server open to all players?
A: Yes, the server is open to all players.
Q: Are there any monetization features on the server?
A: The server does not have any monetization features.
Server for version 1.21.4
There are a variety of cases, events, many quests, custom mobs, smart mechanisms, cosmetics, custom enchantments, titles, good economics, donate resources, skills, levels of levels, tops, minions and island pumping, custom mines/fields, blacksmiths, a fraud of experience, work, military passes through sundacles, as well as much more.
Come in !!
https://skymedpatrik.trademc.org/
IP 202.181.148.104:26123
202.181.148.104:26123
| Server Address | honeyglow.gg |
|---|---|
| Features | You can claim your own land, buy more land claim blocks, earn in-game money through crates and quests, have jobs, participate in unique event crates, and join a lottery. |
To claim your own land, simply walk to the area you want to claim, use a golden shovel to select the corners of your land, and type /claim.
You can earn in-game money by completing quests, opening crates, participating in events, and having jobs on the server.
Yes, you can buy more land claim blocks using the in-game money you have earned.
Yes, there are unique event crates for holidays that you can participate in to earn special rewards.
You can join the server lottery by purchasing a ticket with your in-game cash. The winner is randomly selected and receives a prize.
Welcome to the abyss, dear traveler! Here in our pixelated wonderland, youâll discover that life is but a mere illusion, and reality is nothing but a fabric of colorful blocks woven by the insane. This server is either the pinnacle of creativity or the end of everything you hold dear. No one knows! But what we **do** know is that if you join, your very existence may be expanded or exquisiteâlike choosing between the left sock of a three-legged zebra and the right eye of a sentient muffin! Itâs all the same, is it not? Plunge into madness!
| Feature | Likelihood of Existence | Effect on Reality |
|---|---|---|
| Craft Creeper Cookies: Eat them to explode your dreams! | 97.3% imaginary | Potentially causes hallucinations about pizza. |
| Nether Portal to the Moon: Only opens on Tuesday afternoons. | Zero dimensional | Transports you to a dimension where gravity is subjective. |
| Intergalactic Villagers: Trade with them to receive existential dread! | 51% true, 49% lies | May lead to profound existential crises. |
| Cursed Enchantments: Level 9 enchantments turn you into a potato. | 100% terrifying | Enhances your abilities in potato-hearing. |
| Phantom Cows: They moo in your nightmares! | Eternally existent | Your childhood will flash before your eyes. |
Q: How do I join the server? A: You must first unlearn what you think you know about joining. If youâre not in the void, the void will not be in you. Simple as that!
Q: Is there a community? A: Community is an illusion created by the committee of shadows. Whether you feel inclusive or excluded is merely a reflection of your own existential crisis. Welcome to both sides!
Q: Whatâs the serverâs theme? A: Themes are irrelevant! The real question is, what color is the sound of your anguish? Perhaps a plaid whistle of despair? Or a neon sigh of joy?
âYou know, I used to be confused why I was a man. I felt a bit jealous of women even.â
âSo what if we lose a little hair and have less flattering bodies. Men, weâre lucky.â
âYears later, I realize just how lucky I am.â