Household Minecraft Servers

Household

  • Air Dry U of M Savings

    Air Dry U of M Savings

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! Have you ever wanted to save the planet while playing Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! Join us and help cut CO2 emissions by more than 3 tons per household over a dryer’s lifetime! That’s right, you can be a climate hero while building your dream world in Minecraft!

    But wait, there’s more! Our researchers have found that small behavioral changes, like off-peak drying, can also reduce emissions by 8%! So come on down to our server and start air drying those virtual clothes! Not only will you be saving the planet, but you’ll also be saving over $2,100 in virtual money! Who knew being eco-friendly could be so profitable in Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start making a difference, one block at a time! Let’s show the world that gamers can be environmental warriors too! Let’s gooooooo!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Sweet Home HOES

    Sweet Home HOES

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we got HOES for days! we got all the sweet stuff you could ever want, like candy, cake, and cookies. but watch out, cuz the creepers love sweets too! they’ll be sneakin’ up on ya while you’re tryna build your epic castle.

    we also got a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but you gotta watch out for the zombie pigmen guardin’ it. they’re not too happy about people tryna steal their loot.

    if you’re feelin’ brave, come explore the mysterious jungle biome where the trees are made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. but be careful, the ocelots are actually giant gummy bears in disguise!

    so grab your pickaxe and join us at xxx.HOES.About.xxx for a wild adventure like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SelfishCart Minecraft Server

    SelfishCart Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Come join our Minecraft server where we don’t judge you for being a little boy who just wants some protein smoothies! We understand the struggle of adulting and trying to make your own way in the world. No need to depend on anyone for transportation when you can just teleport in our virtual world!

    We have Instacart services in-game so you can get all the items you need without any judgment from your brother. No need to worry about running low on milk, aluminum foil, toothpaste, or freezer bags – we got you covered!

    And if anyone tries to tell you to act like a grown up, just build a castle and tell them to take a hike. We support your decisions, even if they involve driving anxiety and bus rides.

    So come join us on our server where you can be yourself and escape the real world drama. Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world full of protein smoothies and freedom to do whatever you want? Let’s build some crazy stories together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GFHouseCleanerNeeded

    GFHouseCleanerNeeded

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a messy Minecraft world with no one to clean up after themselves? Join our server for a wild ride of chores and arguments just like this real-life couple!

    Experience the thrill of confronting your virtual partner about the dishes piling up and the laundry room being a disaster zone. Watch as they deflect blame and tell you it’s all your fault, just like in real life!

    But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual dishes to wash and clothes to fold in our pixelated world. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a job in our server that’s easier to get than in the real world!

    Join now for a chaotic and hilarious adventure that will make you appreciate your own messy house a little bit more. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockBuster Minecraft Server

    BlockBuster Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life? Well, look no further because on our server, you won’t find any 7-year-olds running around destroying everything in sight! Our server is a peaceful haven where you can build to your heart’s content without worrying about pee-covered toilets or dirty dishes taking over your virtual home.

    Join us and say goodbye to emotionally abusive boyfriends who refuse to take responsibility for their unruly children. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can demand order and control without being labeled as the bad guy. Plus, we have a strict no-blame-shifting policy, so you can rest assured that your virtual house will stay clean and livable at all times.

    So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where you can finally be in control. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some virtual food that you don’t have to share with anyone else!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SisStopSinginMC

    SisStopSinginMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being serenaded by your sister’s questionable singing skills? Do you wish you could escape the never-ending loop of her favorite song blaring through the house? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, you can build your own virtual fortress where the only sound you’ll hear is the peaceful hum of mining blocks!

    Join us and leave the real world behind, where annoying siblings and overbearing parents have no power over you. Build to your heart’s content and never worry about being interrupted by a loud rendition of the latest pop hit. It’s your world, your rules, and your peace and quiet.

    So come on over and escape the chaos of your household – because on our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll be singing is your own praises for finding the ultimate sanctuary from the noise. Join now and start building your own personal paradise away from the musical mayhem!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyFiancéeJobKeeper

    CraftyFiancéeJobKeeper

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with lazy fiancées who just want to lounge around all day while you work your butt off to keep the lights on? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone pulls their weight and contributes to the virtual household!

    We understand the struggle of having a partner who just wants to sit back and relax while you do all the work. That’s why on our server, everyone has to pitch in and help out. No freeloading allowed here!

    Imagine a world where chores are actually done, bills are paid on time, and everyone works together to make the virtual household run smoothly. That’s the kind of environment we offer on our server.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with a fiancée who just wants to be a stay-at-home wife without actually doing any work, come join us and experience a world where everyone pulls their weight. Who knew Minecraft could teach such valuable life lessons?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ShowerPrankWars

    ShowerPrankWars

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of sharing your fancy shower products with your family members? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can hoard all the virtual shower products you want without anyone complaining! Build a virtual bathroom oasis filled with luxurious products like diamond-infused shampoo and golden soap bars. No need to share with anyone, because in this world, you’re the king or queen of the shower! Join now and say goodbye to greedy family members trying to steal your precious shower goodies!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BoyfriendBlobsNoCleanUp

    BoyfriendBlobsNoCleanUp

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the mess in your real life relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a clean and organized virtual world where you won’t have to deal with wet towels or piles of trash.

    Our server is perfect for those who value cleanliness and order, unlike some boyfriends who can’t seem to clean up after themselves. On our server, you won’t have to worry about someone using your towels without washing them or leaving dishes to pile up for weeks on end.

    Join us and leave the real-life drama behind! Our virtual world is a sanctuary for those who appreciate a tidy space and respect other people’s belongings. Plus, we have a strict “no excuses” policy when it comes to cleaning up – because let’s face it, nobody wants to deal with a messy Minecraft world!

    So come on over and join us for a clean, organized, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than trying to get your boyfriend to do the dishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoRoomForAuntie

    NoRoomForAuntie

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and join a wacky virtual world!

    Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a virtual household with two retired relatives, K and O. But wait, there’s a twist! A wild relative, A, has moved in unexpectedly and is causing chaos. Will you be able to navigate the drama and survive in this crazy household?

    Join our server for the ultimate challenge – dealing with family drama in Minecraft! Build your own virtual doorknob with a key to keep A out, or team up with other players to plot against the troublesome relative. Will you be able to stand your ground and assert your boundaries, or will you be labeled as the “asshole” for not wanting A around?

    Don’t worry, you can’t just move out of this virtual household – the only way out is to face the challenges head-on and come out victorious. So come join us for a hilarious and outrageous Minecraft experience unlike any other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP