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Hot Blocks and Not Blocks – A Minecraft Server for Rating Pixelated Women

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7047
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mines Excavated:	2140

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where all the hot babes hang out! We only allow the hottest women to join, so you know you’ll be surrounded by eye candy all day, every day.

But don’t worry, if you’re not a supermodel, you can still join our server and bask in the glow of all the hotness around you. Who knows, maybe you’ll even pick up some tips on how to be hotter yourself!

So come on over to our server and see for yourself why we’re the hottest Minecraft server around. Just be prepared to bring your A-game in the looks department – we don’t mess around when it comes to hotness!

BlockyBanter – LOLcraft

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2203
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has been known to breakdance on occasion.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and party with zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a killer dance move.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Blocky Boogaloo: The Server Where Numbers Are the Real MVP

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5218
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Star Shards Collected:	73	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	3856	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the mythical diamond banana hidden deep within the jungle biome. But be warned, the banana is guarded by a pack of ninja chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious fruit!

If you’re feeling brave, you can also take on the challenge of the lava parkour course, where you must navigate your way across pools of molten lava while dodging fire-breathing llamas. Trust us, it’s a real hoot!

And if you’re looking for a more relaxing experience, why not try your hand at our underwater basket weaving competition? Compete against other players to see who can craft the most beautiful basket while fending off attacks from the mischievous squid squad.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to watch out for the rainbow unicorns – they may look cute, but they have a mean streak a mile wide.

Crafty Creepers: Where the Iron Dome is Useless

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more explosive than the Iron Dome? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even Hezbollah would be impressed. With over 100,000 missiles ready to sweep through any competition, you’ll be sure to dominate the battlefield. Join us and show those kikes in Pissrael who’s boss! America and the West won’t know what hit them when they see the chaos on our server. So come on, join the madness and let the games begin!

MineLOL – Crafting Chaos and Epic LOLs!

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Votes:	498
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have epic meetups that are so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in! Watch out for the War Within trailer, because things are about to get wilder than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Patch 10.2.6 is here and it’s causing a plunderstorm that will make you shiver in excitement! But don’t worry, our Remix: Pandaria will take you on a journey through raids and heroic raids that will leave you screaming “FOR THE HORDE!”

We’ve made some insane S4 Dungeon changes that will have you sweating harder than a pig in a hot desert. Get ready for harder M0 dungeons with no affixes or timer – it’s a challenge fit for a diamond-clad warrior like yourself.

And don’t even get us started on the April Trading Post. We’ve got items that will make you feel like you’ve hit the jackpot in a mineshaft full of diamonds. Plunderstorm section? Spring finery? It’s all here, waiting for you to dive in and claim your loot!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this server where the adventures are crazier than a chicken riding a pig into battle. Old players are welcome, but get ready for a whole new world of madness and mayhem. See you in the game, adventurer!

IncelCraft: Where even the creepers can’t get a date! Join us for WW3 shenanigans and blocky mayhem!

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6

Are you tired of spending your days in a bunker during WW3, wondering if you’ll ever find love? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and enlist in our virtual army, where you can show off your PvP skills and maybe even attract a virtual qt while you’re at it. Who needs real-life combat when you can battle it out in our pixelated world and potentially find your pixelated soulmate? So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive WW3 and find love in the process!

Farmville Frenzy

character design, crop rotation, decent person, FANTASY, farmville, Frenzy, isekai, Isekai Kenkokuki, magic systems, Manga, manhwa, Overlord, Power Fantasy, Re:Monster, Reborn as a Feudal Lord Gathering a Talented Elite So This Land Can Thrive by Employing My Past Life Experiences as an Overworked White-Collar Worker, Recommendations, Saga of Tanya the Evil, Struggling, The Exiled Reincarnated Heavy Knight is Unrivaled in Game Knowledge, The Greatest Estate Developer, trash genre

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2295
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Crops Grown:	3787
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will transport you to a whole new world of adventure and fun? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate isekai experience you’ve been dreaming of!

Join us for a wild ride filled with diverse character designs that will make you forget all about those boring old tropes. Say goodbye to kemonomimi slave girls and hello to male MCs with male friends who actually earn their strength through hard work and struggle.

Our server features a hard magic system that will immerse you in a world like never before. And don’t worry, our author is a decent person who won’t brush aside any questionable behavior from our MCs (looking at you, Re:Monster).

So come join us on this epic journey, where you’ll meet characters you’ll actually care about and experience adventures that will keep you coming back for more. Trust us, this is the Minecraft server you never knew you needed in your life!

Indoor Kids Club Minecraft Server: Where Parents Prefer Pixels Over Playgrounds!

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Animals Bred:	19
Alien Abductions:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Are you tired of being cooped up inside all day because your parents think the outside world is too dangerous? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where the only danger is running out of diamonds!

Our server is so safe, parents will be begging their kids to log on and play for hours on end. Who needs fresh air and sunshine when you can have virtual adventures and build epic structures?

Forget about the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where the only supervision you need is from our friendly moderators. Join now and see why parents everywhere are ditching outdoor play for online fun!

FeminineCraft: Where Women Rule the Blocks and Show America How It’s Done!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3581
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	7467	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Tired of all the un-feminine women in America? Well, fear not because on our Minecraft server, all the players are required to wear pink tutus and tiaras while playing! We’ve created a safe space where only the most feminine players can thrive. Join us and experience a world where latinas and asians reign supreme in the realm of femininity. Who needs real life when you can escape to a world where everyone is as delicate as a flower? Join now and embrace your inner princess!

Chat LOLz Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	571
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Zombie Dances:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	390	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of dealing with insecure bitches like Gura? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to build with next! Say goodbye to deleted messages and hello to a community where everyone is treated like the precious pixelated gem they are. Join now for a chance to win a virtual llama that farts rainbows and shoots diamonds out of its butt! Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!