House MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

GroceryListGrief Minecraft Server

shopping list, Sickness, Kids, inclusion, husband

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that your shopping list will always be filled with things you like! No more worrying about someone else’s needs, it’s all about YOU here.

Join us and experience the thrill of crafting your own virtual grocery list, where you can include all your favorite items without anyone questioning your choices. Need more diamonds? No problem! Want to build a castle made entirely of cake? Go for it!

And don’t worry about feeling left out in the meal planning process, because on our server, every block you place is a delicious feast waiting to be enjoyed. Your virtual family may be sick, but here, the only sickness you’ll catch is a case of uncontrollable laughter as you navigate through our wacky world.

So come on, join us and let your creativity run wild. Who needs a husband to make a shopping list when you have a whole Minecraft server to fulfill your every whim? Let’s build, mine, and conquer together in the most outrageous way possible!

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JoblessHubby Minecraft Server

financial stress, Minecraft, Kids, Behavior, husband

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama in your life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to forget about your husband potentially losing his job, your daughter’s attitude problems, and your impending financial stress. Join us for some virtual fun and let all your worries melt away in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have virtual diamonds that are worth more than real ones! And our virtual pigs can fly, literally. Plus, our virtual villagers are always throwing the wildest parties – you won’t want to miss out on that!

So come on over and join our server for a much-needed break from reality. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures in Minecraft? Let’s block and roll, baby!

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HouseSwap Minecraft Server

college, Server, Négotiation, community college, HouseSwap

Are you tired of living in a boring old house where your parents control everything, from what room you sleep in to how many vinyls you can own? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and experience the ultimate freedom to build your dream home, complete with as many rooms as you want for your cat, vinyls, music equipment, and art collections. No more nagging parents telling you what to do – on our server, you’re the boss!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. You’ll never have a dull moment as you explore new lands, fight off monsters, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world.

So why settle for a controlling household when you can join our Minecraft server and live your best virtual life? Say goodbye to parental restrictions and hello to endless fun and freedom. Join now and start building the house of your dreams – no parents allowed!

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SisBoyfriendSlayedAtDinner

Apologize.., SisBoyfriendSlayedAtDinner, Financial Stability, JOKE, EMBARRASSING

🤣🤣🤣 Yo, you gotta join our Minecraft server, where we don’t judge you for your financial status! We don’t care if you’re dating a millionaire or living off ramen noodles, as long as you bring your A-game to building epic structures and surviving in the wild!

We’ve got drama too, just like this crazy story where a player got kicked out of a Minecraft wedding for spilling tea on the groom’s diamond armor! 😂 But hey, who needs a wedding when you can have block parties and creeper fireworks on our server?

So come on over and join the chaos, where the only thing you need to apologize for is not joining sooner! 😉 #MinecraftMadness

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Robo House Online 1.20.6

internet control, Automation, Robo, CrackHouse, Interactive

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a crackhouse but with two robots duking it out under internet control! One robot is all like “beep boop I’m gonna wreck you” and the other one is like “beep boop not today, sucker!” It’s like a robot battle royale up in here, but in Minecraft form!

You won’t believe your eyes when you see these robots going at it, it’s like a sci-fi movie come to life in blocky form! Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server that’s so wild and unpredictable? It’s like the Wild West meets the Matrix, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix!

So come on, join the madness and chaos of this Minecraft server! You never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored for a single second!

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NieceNotMyKidCraft

NieceNotMyKidCraft, RESPONSIBILITY, Communication, family relationships, rant

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your own mother for not playing with your niece 24/7? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from family drama! Join us and play to your heart’s content without any guilt trips about spending time with your niece. We promise, no one will question your parenting skills or family bonding time here! So come on over and kick some virtual balls around with us instead!

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ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party

Party, ShitCraft, House, Poop, Plans

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with friends who stink up your virtual house? Look no further! Join our server and leave your smelly friends behind. Our server is a safe haven for those who appreciate a fresh-smelling virtual environment.

We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.

Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Girlfriend’s House Escape – Minecraft Server

compromise, Drama, relationship issues, Minecraft, Girlfriends

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your needy girlfriend who just wants to play video games with her friend! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop gaming and zero drama.

On our server, you can talk as much as you want without being told you’re distracting someone from the game. We won’t hide controllers from you or make you sleep on the couch just so we can keep playing. And if you need to leave early to get a good night’s sleep, we won’t guilt trip you or call you needy.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the game itself. No girlfriend drama allowed here!

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Mom’s Minecraft Mansion

yelled at mom, moms, kicked out, deal with it, House

Are you tired of hearing your mom and her boyfriend do the dirty deed every night? Do you need a break from the awkwardness of living with a sex-crazed couple? Then come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape the sounds of passion and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of dealing with your mom’s bedroom antics. You can create your own world, far away from the moans and groans that haunt your dreams. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep it down.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward encounters forever. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft? Trust us, it’s way more fun than listening to your mom and her boyfriend getting it on every night.

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Party House Democracy – Tolerant Americans

Democracy, Party, tolerance, party control, partisanship

so like, u know how when ur fav team is winnin’, u just let them do whatever they want? well, this server is just like that but with politics! if ur party is in charge, u can do whatever u want, even if it’s kinda shady.

join us for a wild ride where u can bend the rules as long as ur on the winning side. build ur own political empire and show everyone who’s boss. come on, what are u waiting for? democracy schmemocracy, let’s have some fun!

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