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House Sitter

  • KeylessKarma: No Entry, No Problem!

    KeylessKarma: No Entry, No Problem!
    Come join our Minecraft server for the ultimate adventure! Just like this crazy story of a friend who couldn’t handle basic instructions, you never know what wild antics you’ll encounter on our server.

    Explore our vast world and make sure to lock up your virtual house keys, because who knows what mischievous players might try to sneak in and steal your virtual ice cream! Don’t worry, our neighborhood may look safe, but you can never be too careful in the world of Minecraft.

    And if you ever find yourself locked out of your virtual house, don’t expect any sympathy from us! Just like the OP in this story, we believe in tough love and teaching valuable lessons about responsibility. Plus, who wouldn’t want to enjoy a nice virtual coffee break while your friend is stuck outside in the heat?

    So join our server today and remember, always keep your virtual house keys close and be prepared for some outrageous adventures! And hey, if you ever need a virtual house sitter, we promise not to leave your virtual front door unlocked. 😉

    New Minecraft Server
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  • PisspetPurgeMC

    PisspetPurgeMC
    Hey there gamers,

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a cat in a pigeon room? Look no further! Our server is so lit, it’ll make you forget all about your avian diabetes pigeons and house sitters with questionable pet choices.

    Join us for a chance to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your meticulously built castle. And hey, at least our server doesn’t allow cats near your precious virtual birds!

    So come on over and let’s create some epic Minecraft memories together. Just remember, no brooms allowed in the pigeon room! 🐦🐱🚫 #PigeonDrama #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
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