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Crafty Sluts Server: Where Everyone’s a Blocky Babe! #MinecraftMadness

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1273
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5515	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds pretty houses? Well, come join our server where we embrace our inner slutiness! That’s right, on our server, /a/ stands for “adventurous” and we encourage players to let loose and have a wild time.

We have epic PvP battles where players fight for the title of the biggest slut in the land. Build giant phallic statues, create pixel art of your favorite NSFW characters, and participate in our weekly “Strip Mining” events where the last player with clothes on wins a special prize.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but vanilla, come join us on /a/ and let your inner slut shine!

Holo-n’s Wild Ride: The Sequel

collaboration, Community, Entertainment, Fans, Gaming, growth, holo-n, HoloID, hololive, Holons, Idol, International, Livestream, love, Popularity, Release, Ride, Sequel, success, Support, talent, virtual, Vtuber, Wild

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1438
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Animals Bred:	182
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Divine Spears Created:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Votes:	379
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so wild that even the Hololive idols can’t get enough of it! They love HoloID so much because our server is where they go to relax and unwind after a long day of streaming.

Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might even run into a virtual idol or two! Imagine building a house next to your favorite Hololive girl and chatting with her while you mine for diamonds. It’s a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HoloID and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a zombie pigman or have a tea party with an Ender Dragon. The possibilities are endless on our crazy, wacky server!

BlazeCraft: Where the only thing hotter than our lava is our memes! #SmokeySummer2023

2023, air quality, Beyond, bioweapons, BlazeCraft, canadian wildfires, climate change, cognitive defects, control, coverage, east palestine fiasco, firefighting, Gunpoint, health risks, HOTTER, lava, man-made climate change, masked kids, memes, Poison, psyop, smokey summer, SmokeySummer2023, Thread, Vaccinated

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1556
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a Canadian wildfire and crazier than a conspiracy theory? Look no further! Join our server and experience the smoke-filled chaos that will leave you questioning reality. Our server is so intense, it will make you forget about those pesky cognitive defects and health risks caused by air pollution.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special event planned where players will have to fight off bioweapons, dodge masked kids, and avoid getting vaccinated at gunpoint. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. So come join us and let’s uncover the truth behind this insane psyop disguised as unintentional man-made climate change. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft in a hilarious mashup of epic proportions!

BannerSim, Barbara, character banner, Daily check-in rewards, Discovery Collaboration Web Event, Epic, feline fortress furrdyssey, Freedom-Sworn, genshin, genshin impact, GigCraft, guides, hilarious, Impact, Kaedehara Kazuha, Maps, mashup, meets, Minecraft, Neuvillette, proportions, Redeemable Codes, special program, Stream codes, Tome of the Eternal Flow, useful links, Version 4.6, weapon banner, Wiki, Xingqiu, Yanfei

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for insane events like “Creeper Chaos” where you have to survive a horde of exploding creepers while riding pigs! Or how about “Ender Dragon Derby” where you have to race against the Ender Dragon on a roller coaster track made of obsidian?

But that’s not all! Our server has exclusive in-game collaborations with famous YouTubers and streamers, giving you the chance to win special items and weapons that will make you the envy of all your friends. Plus, our daily check-in rewards are so epic, you’ll never want to log off!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty McCraftface: Where we have nothing particularly important to say, but we’ll make you laugh!

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Votes:	5850
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Are you tired of being a wagecuck slave to society? Do you find yourself spiraling into unnormal sleep patterns, waking up feeling defeated and fatigued? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us and break free from the chains of responsibility as you embark on a journey to discover if you have the wagecuck slave gene. Will you be cursed to be a function slave forever, or will you rise above and conquer the system? Stay tuned for the next episode of this insane adventure!

Blocky Babes and Building Bros: Minecraft’s Hottest Server!

attractiveness, Babes, beautiful women, beauty, beauty standards, blocky, bros, building, comparison, Countries, culture, debate, Europe, Hottest, Media, Minecrafts, Opinions, physical appearance, Preferences, russia, Scandinavian, Server, slavic, society, Stereotypes, Sweden, Women

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Gods Slained:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Towns Built:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. And why is it located right smack dab between Russia and Sweden, you ask? Because our server is so epic, it couldn’t be contained by just one country!

Join us on this wild adventure where you can ride a llama into battle, build a castle made entirely of candy, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where you can play Minecraft with your favorite celebrities. Who wouldn’t want to mine diamonds with Beyoncé or craft with Elon Musk?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers and mischievous villagers – they’re always up to no good!

Crafty Suisei’s Vtuber Village: Where Minecraft meets virtual idols! #1 in universal likability!

5ch, Crafty, foreigners, hololive fans, holostar fans, idol fans, IDOLS, Japan, jp, likability, meets, Minecraft, music fans, nijisanji fans, normies, phase fans, reddit, Suisei, Suisei fans, Suisei popularity, Suiseis, twitter, Universal, universally liked, Village, virtual, VT, Vtuber, yuri fans

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Emeralds Found:	1093	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is liked by hololive fans, holostar fans, nijisanji fans, phase fans, /vt/, /jp/, 5ch, Twitter, Reddit, yuri fans, music fans, idol fans, Japan, foreigners, and even normies! That’s right, we’ve got the stamp of approval from everyone under the sun.

But wait, there’s more! Legend has it that our server is blessed by the Vtuber Goddess herself. Join us and bask in the glory of the most universally liked vtuber in existence. You’ll be mining and crafting with the divine energy of vtuber fans from all corners of the internet.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure with a touch of vtuber magic. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and secret memes along the way. Don’t miss out on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Crafty McCraftface: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2515
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Farms Harvested:	510	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Alien Abductions:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6296	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old NPCs in Minecraft who just stand around and do nothing? Well, on our server, we have real-life quest givers who will challenge you to complete ridiculous tasks in exchange for epic loot! Want to help a llama find its lost sunglasses? Or maybe assist a chicken in starting a rock band? The possibilities are endless on our server with our wacky quest givers!

Join now for the chance to embark on the most absurd and hilarious quests you’ve ever seen in Minecraft! Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking pig who needs your help in overthrowing the evil sheep dictator of the server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let the madness begin!

Crafting Chaos: The Battle of Blockington 2024-2035

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9334
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	260	Potions Brewed:	70
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Are you Team Creeper or Team Enderman? Join our epic Minecraft server and choose your side in the ultimate battle for blocky supremacy! Will you build towering castles to defend against the creepers, or will you sneak around like a sneaky Enderman stealing blocks left and right? The choice is yours, but beware of the legendary Herobrine who lurks in the shadows, ready to prank unsuspecting players with his ghostly tricks! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and plenty of laughs. See you in the game, brave warriors!

SpaceCraft: The Ultimate Astronaut Adventure!

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, the zombies break out into dance parties, and the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world (of Minecraft, that is).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of mutant cows that shoot laser beams from their eyes, and a hidden dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a giant talking potato. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of infinite power that can turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies with the press of a button.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Episode 2 coming soon, where we’ll introduce flying pigs and a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you won’t want to miss it!