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  • House RulezCraft

    House RulezCraft
    Have you ever been to a friend’s house and they had the most bizarre rule ever? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where the only rule is that you have to wear a chicken suit at all times! Yes, you heard that right. Forget about armor, forget about cool skins, all you need is a clucking chicken suit to fit in with the rest of the players.

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes. And no, you can’t wish for more diamonds, that’s just greedy.

    Oh, and did we mention that there’s a secret underground disco party happening every night at coordinates 420,69? Get your dance moves ready because the creepers know how to boogie down.

    So why join this Minecraft server? Because where else can you wear a chicken suit, make wishes with unicorns, and party with creepers all in one place? It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss out on!

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  • SisInLawSquadCraft

    SisInLawSquadCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of living with toddlers who have a knack for destroying everything in sight! Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world without the fear of poop-covered carpets or sticky walls.

    Our server is the perfect getaway for anyone who needs a break from micromanaging adults and unruly children. Plus, we offer a special complimentary stay in the dog house for those who complain too much about our rules – it’s the perfect place to reflect on your actions and maybe even make friends with some friendly wolves.

    So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, creativity, and maybe even a few surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden talent for building epic structures while dodging diaper disasters. See you in the game!

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  • NoSexInMyHouseCraft

    NoSexInMyHouseCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the awkwardness of real life situations like this? Look no further! Join our server where sexy time noises are strictly prohibited! We understand the importance of a sex-free zone, especially when you’re asexual and autistic. Our community is filled with supportive players who will never judge you for wanting a quiet, peaceful gaming experience. Plus, we have virtual spare rooms that will never be ruined by loud sex noises – unless, of course, you’re battling a horde of zombies! Join now and leave the real world drama behind – we promise no sloppy kisses noises, guaranteed!

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  • InLawzOutlawz Minecraft Server

    InLawzOutlawz Minecraft Server
    So, picture this: You’re peacefully enjoying a cup of tea on our Minecraft server, when suddenly your in-laws spawn in and start scolding you for bringing sugar into their virtual house. They confiscate your sugar packets and call you a ‘naughty player’, lecturing you on the dangers of virtual sugar consumption. Join our server for a wild and wacky time, where even the pixels have boundaries! Who knew Minecraft could get so spicy?

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  • JesusCraft: Clean or Leave!

    JesusCraft: Clean or Leave!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as my son’s girlfriend’s bathroom? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of tripping over virtual shoes and dealing with virtual dishes left out everywhere.

    Our server is perfect for those who love a challenge, like convincing a pregnant slob to clean up after herself. Don’t worry, we won’t kick you out if you don’t clean, but we might make you give birth to a virtual Jesus if you don’t!

    Join now for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and maybe even a shotgun wedding or two. Who needs real-life messiness when you can have it all in Minecraft?

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  • AuntieEatsNoMore – Minecraft Server

    AuntieEatsNoMore – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate the complex relationships between family members and house guests. Will you be the hero who stands up for what’s right, like our brave player who confronted T about eating all their lunch? Or will you be the one causing chaos, like T’s dad who didn’t appreciate the truth bombs being dropped?

    Explore our server and see if you can handle the emotional rollercoaster of living with your boyfriend, his grandparents, his mom, his brother, and a revolving door of relatives who eat your food and use your shower. Can you keep up with the laundry, cleaning, and dishes like our player, who is the only one showing respect to the grandparents?

    Join us for a server experience like no other, where every day brings a new twist and turn in the saga of family dynamics. Will you be the one to bring peace to this chaotic household, or will you stir the pot even more? The choice is yours on our outrageous Minecraft server!

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  • NephewBoundariesCraft

    NephewBoundariesCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where setting boundaries is not only encouraged, but necessary for survival! Just like in real life, you’ll need to protect your territory from unwanted guests and potential dog bites.

    Join us and experience the thrill of defending your virtual home from overbearing relatives who think they can do whatever they want. Build a fortress, gather resources, and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

    And don’t worry, our server is a safe space for new parents and their newborns. We understand the importance of recovering from a tough pregnancy and c-section, so feel free to relax and enjoy some well-deserved peace and quiet while playing with us.

    So come on over and join the fun! Who knew that Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family drama? Let’s build, explore, and most importantly, set those boundaries!

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  • BlockyParentingGoneWrong

    BlockyParentingGoneWrong
    Looking for a Minecraft server where gentle parenting is the law of the land? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of no discipline, no rules, and no consequences!

    Imagine a world where kids can draw on walls, destroy gardens, and torment animals with no repercussions. It’s a gentle parenting paradise!

    But beware, if you dare suggest a hint of discipline, you may find yourself kicked out faster than you can say “gentle parenting scam”. So come join us for a server experience like no other, where chaos reigns and feelings are the only law!

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  • NephewVsMan Minecraft Server

    NephewVsMan Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is not just limited to real life, but also thrives in the virtual world! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the story of my sister and her questionable choices in men.

    Witness the epic showdown between me, the grill master, and the self-proclaimed “man of the house” Jimmy, who thinks he can dictate who gets to eat first at a BBQ. Spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well for Jimmy.

    Experience the thrill of family feuds and custody battles as we support Mark in his quest for justice against my sister and her new boyfriend. Who needs reality TV when you can watch all this unfold in our Minecraft world?

    So come on over and join us for a server experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a whirlwind of drama and chaos that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. See you there!

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  • FamilyDramaAirBnB

    FamilyDramaAirBnB
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of dealing with unruly kids – both in-game and in real life! Join us and escape the chaos of family visits by immersing yourself in a world where you can build, explore, and create without any pesky children running around and breaking things.

    Our server is the perfect place for step-parents who need a break from their step-kids and want to relax in peace. No more worrying about kids invading your space, going through your stuff, or causing mayhem in your virtual world. Leave the real-life drama behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience.

    So come on over and build your dream world without any interruptions from unwanted guests. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you count regretting not joining sooner!

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