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House Rules

  • AloneCraft Minecraft Server

    AloneCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of nosy neighbors barging into your home uninvited? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our virtual world is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content without any unwanted visitors. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who will never invade your personal space – unless you invite them to your epic castle, of course! Say goodbye to nosy neighbors and hello to endless adventures on our server. Join now and never worry about unexpected house guests again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • InLawInsanityMC

    InLawInsanityMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that feels like a dysfunctional family reunion? Look no further! Join our server for the ultimate in-law drama experience.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining away, building your dream castle, when suddenly your mother-in-law, sister-in-law, brother-in-law, and their wild children show up unannounced. They take over your virtual house, clog up your virtual bathrooms, and cause virtual chaos everywhere they go.

    But wait, there’s more! Your virtual husband is on their side, insisting that you accommodate them for a whole week. Will you stand your ground and limit their stay to just a few nights, or will you give in to the virtual family pressure?

    Join our server now for a wild ride of passive-aggressive virtual interactions, loud virtual relatives, and virtual holiday stress like you’ve never experienced before. Who needs therapy when you have this Minecraft server to escape to?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ParentalAFK: Am I Wrong?

    ParentalAFK: Am I Wrong?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in equal partnership…and equal chaos! Join us if you’re tired of being the only one laying down the law in your household and want to escape to a world where discipline actually sticks (well, most of the time).

    Our server is like a virtual Midwest, where you can work your morning shift and come home to find your virtual kids actually listening to your rules (most of the time). Say goodbye to volcanic eruptions of Pokémon cards and hello to a clean living room (or at least a slightly cleaner one).

    But beware, if you’re not up for the challenge of maintaining order in a virtual household, you might find yourself feeling like the bad guy just like our players here. So come join us and experience the joys of virtual parenting…or maybe just virtual chaos. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoKidsAllowedMC

    NoKidsAllowedMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with unruly kids wreaking havoc in your peaceful abode? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your own virtual paradise where no mischievous nieces or nephews can ever ruin your day.

    On our server, you can create a world where markers are used for art, not wall scribbles, and where juice spills are a thing of the past. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience where you are in control.

    Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into sacrificing your sanity for the sake of family obligations. Join our server and build your own happy place where boundaries are respected and your virtual home remains intact. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with entitled siblings and their wild offspring.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyHousemateGrief

    CraftyHousemateGrief

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocky fun! Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you a little story about why this server is the perfect place for you.

    Imagine a world where you never have to deal with someone else’s literal crap again. No more unflushed toilets, no more messy housemates – just pure, clean Minecraft fun! Our server is a safe haven for those who are tired of dealing with real-life drama and just want to build, explore, and have a good time.

    Join us and leave all your worries behind – because on our server, the only thing you’ll be flushing is your enemies down the lava pit! So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s mine our way to happiness together. See you in the blocky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoPoopZone

    NoPoopZone

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have not one, not two, but THREE bathrooms for all your pooping needs! Join us and experience the thrill of choosing which bathroom to poop in – will it be the main bathroom, the bedroom bathroom, or the half bath in the utility hall?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with poop stools galore, ensuring the most comfortable pooping experience possible. And if you’re lucky, you might even hear someone pooping in the main bathroom while you’re giving your kids a bath – talk about a wild night in Minecraft!

    So come join us and be part of the poop-tastic fun on our server. Who knew that choosing a bathroom could be so exciting? Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate poop dilemma in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Gigi’s Blocky Welcome Minecraft Server

    Gigi’s Blocky Welcome Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the unexpected happens every day! Imagine logging in and being greeted by Gigi, your new virtual roommate who has decided to move in with you in the world of blocks and pixels.

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll encounter talking animals, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Want to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? We’ve got you covered.

    Join us for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Who knows what surprises await you behind every block? So come on in and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RuleCraft: No Pants, No Problem

    RuleCraft: No Pants, No Problem

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old rules at home? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We have the most outrageous rules that will make your childhood rules seem like a walk in the park.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of having to wear a chicken suit every time you enter a village. Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the villagers are actually secret agents in disguise and the only way to blend in is by looking like a chicken. Trust us, it’s a clucking good time!

    But that’s not all! How about having to speak only in pig Latin for an entire day every week? Oinkway atway atthay, itway ightmay eemsay azycray, utbay ustjay aitway untilway youway earhay owthay unway itway isway ootay ootay ootay ootay!

    So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest rules you’ve ever seen. Who knows, you might even find yourself enjoying the madness and never wanting to leave. Join now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • UndieCraft

    UndieCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where walking around in boxers is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join our community of boxers-wearing warriors as we embark on epic adventures together.

    Imagine a world where the only dress code is underwear – no pants allowed! Dive into our server and let your inner underwear model shine as you explore the vast landscapes and build magnificent structures in your tighty whities.

    Don’t worry about feeling awkward, our friendly community will make you feel right at home in your skivvies. Plus, we have special events like the Tighty Whities Fashion Show and Boxers Battle Royale for some extra fun.

    So why wait? Join us now and experience the freedom of gaming in your undies. Who needs pants when you have a pixelated paradise to roam around in? Let’s strip down and play some Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CreeperCrazeFunLand

    CreeperCrazeFunLand

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the chaos never stops!

    Join us for a server experience that’s more unpredictable than a pig riding a minecart. Our players are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a full moon night, but don’t worry, we promise it’s all in good fun (mostly).

    Need a break from the real world drama? Come hang out with us and leave your worries behind, just like you leave your diamond armor before jumping into lava.

    Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself would be jealous. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – just like finding a pink-painted bobble head in the back of a guest room drawer.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP