house rules Minecraft Servers

House Rules

  • BrotherlyCraft: Clean Up or Get Out

    BrotherlyCraft: Clean Up or Get Out

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-trash-left-behind policy! Join us for some epic adventures and crazy chases as you try to clean up after your fellow players who leave tin foil and toxic foods everywhere.

    But beware, our server is full of surprises – like puppies who will snatch your loot if you’re not quick enough! Test your skills in training your virtual dog to not run out the door, just like in real life.

    And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter a sibling who randomly pops in and out, leaving chaos in their wake. Will you be able to navigate the busy roads of our server and avoid disaster?

    Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky Minecraft world! Remember, common sense is not so common here – so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Roomie’s BF No Sleepovers

    Roomie’s BF No Sleepovers

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape annoying roommates’ boyfriends and enjoy some peace and quiet in the virtual world!

    Join us for a chance to build your own fortress and keep out unwanted guests like that pesky boyfriend who just won’t take a hint.

    Explore our vast world filled with hidden treasures and secret passages, perfect for when you need to escape real-life drama.

    And remember, on our server, you’re always the boss of your own domain – no unwanted visitors allowed! So come on in and start building your own sanctuary away from annoying roommates and their boyfriends. It’s time to take back your alone time in style!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • MomKicked4Minecraft

    MomKicked4Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the chaos just like this crazy family situation! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Looking for a place where boundaries are pushed to the limit? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for those who thrive on drama and excitement.

    Just like the mother in this story, you never know what surprises await you when you log on. Will you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over letting boyfriends into virtual homes? Or maybe you’ll witness a player putting tape over another player’s camera in a fit of rage.

    Join us now and experience the thrill of living on the edge in a virtual world where anything can happen. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama and chaos right here on our Minecraft server?

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • ShowerTime Minecraft Server

    ShowerTime Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being yelled at for taking late-night showers by your roommate’s obnoxious boyfriend? Do you want a safe space where you can shower in peace without being called a “retard” for having dyslexia? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where late-night showers are not only allowed but encouraged!

    We understand the importance of self-care and coping mechanisms, that’s why we have a special shower room in our virtual world where you can relax and wash away all your worries. No more interruptions, no more judgments, just pure showering bliss.

    And the best part? Our virtual roommate’s boyfriend doesn’t exist, so you’ll never have to deal with his nonsense ever again. Join now and shower to your heart’s content, because on our server, self-care always comes first!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • FamilyBlockPartyGoneWrong

    FamilyBlockPartyGoneWrong

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where shoes are strictly forbidden? Look no further! Our server is a shoe-free zone, just like this person’s house on their daughter’s first birthday. We take cleanliness very seriously, just like this person who kicked out their in-laws for wearing dirty shoes inside.

    Join our server for a germ-free, shoeless gaming experience. Who needs shoes when you can wear virtual spa slippers while you build your Minecraft empire? Plus, we promise not to kick you out for breaking the no-shoe rule – unless you bring in some seriously dirty shoes like those in-laws did.

    So come on over and leave your shoes at the door – or risk getting the boot like those unfortunate party guests. It’s a cultural norm, it’s a cleanliness standard, it’s a Minecraft server like no other. Join us now and step into a shoeless paradise!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • SisGoneAfter5MthsMC

    SisGoneAfter5MthsMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living with freeloading family members who turn your home into a free-for-all party zone? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where you can kick out virtual roommates who don’t pull their weight and make your own rules!

    Imagine a world where you can leave a bidet outside the bathroom and see if your virtual roommate will actually take care of it. Will they step up to the challenge or leave it sitting there for days? The drama, the suspense, the virtual passive-aggressive notes!

    But wait, there’s more! You can also give virtual ultimatums, change virtual locks, and even dish out virtual cash for personal expenses. It’s like living with your real family, but without the messy kitchen and arguments over who left the toilet seat up.

    So come join our server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world where you can finally be the one in control. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained? Join now and let the virtual chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PianoPraisePandemonium

    PianoPraisePandemonium

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the crazy neighbors and their never-ending worship sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you won’t have to deal with creepy smiles, early morning piano playing, or awkward encounters in your underwear.

    Our server is a sanctuary for those who just want to build, mine, and have a good time without any unwanted interruptions. Plus, we promise that no one will ring your bell at 8 am demanding a chat – unless it’s to invite you to an epic virtual party!

    So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs crazy neighbors when you can have blocky adventures and hilarious encounters with fellow players? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with awkward confrontations in your pajamas.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

    NoBoyfriendsAllowedMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my BFF’s love life? Look no further, because our server is full of drama and surprises just like her ex-BF showing up uninvited! Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists, just like the time my BFF’s mom and niece crashed at our house without warning. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter, maybe even a surprise visit from your own ex-BF looking for a place to crash! So come on over and experience the chaos for yourself, because on this server, anything can happen – just like in real life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBedBangersGoneWild

    BlockyBedBangersGoneWild

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t find naked strangers on your bed during a party? Look no further than our server! We promise no surprise guests getting frisky in your room and definitely no laptop throwing or plant knocking over. Join us for a wild and respectful time where the only thing getting dirty is the dirt in the game! Plus, we have zero tolerance for any players trying to sneak back into the party uninvited – we’ll escort them out faster than you can say “Creeper!” So come join us for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoMomNoPlayMC

    NoMomNoPlayMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner chaos? Look no further than our server, where we embrace the madness! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine a world where pizza-hating kids run amok, play fighting leads to broken vases, and Roblox reigns supreme. Our server is like a virtual reality version of that crazy playdate gone wrong, but with creepers and zombies thrown into the mix.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of trying to keep up with unruly kids while also fending off virtual monsters? It’s a chaotic adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity.

    Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to watch out for flying chicken nuggets and watch your back for any rogue play fighters. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP