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Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Ores Mined:	3758	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most absurd server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for a chance to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a magical rainbow cave filled with dancing unicorns.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco club where you can party with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to find the legendary golden potato of destiny, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!

Jim is Super Old Now Idk Why Dronies Want Him Back Minecraft SMP

aging, COMEBACK, confusion, dronies, Fame, fanbase, former celebrity, has been, idk, Irrelevant, irrelevant celebrity, jim, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old age, Outdated, past glory, retired, smp, Super, super old, want him back

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1582
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Enchantments Applied:	84	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got Jim, who is so ancient that even the Ender Dragon calls him grandpa. The Dronies are obsessed with bringing him back for some reason, probably because he’s the key to unlocking a secret stash of enchanted golden apples or something. Join our server now and witness the epic battle between Jim and the Dronies unfold! Who will come out on top? Only time (and a lot of diamond swords) will tell.

MotherInLawMadnessMC

anger management, Boundaries, boundary setting, Communication, compromise, Decision making, family dynamics, Family Values, health concerns, Honesty, infant baby, mother-in-law, MotherInLawMadnessMC, parenting, relationships, Respect, second hand smoke, smoking, Trust

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2337
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your mother-in-law hiding her smoking habit? Look no further! Join our server where we have more twists and turns than a soap opera.

We don’t allow smokers to hold our virtual babies either, because who wants their pixelated offspring exposed to that kind of second-hand smoke? Our server is smoke-free and drama-full, just the way you like it.

If you want to join, just be prepared to set some boundaries like asking your in-game husband to tell his pixelated mom to take a virtual shower, wash her virtual hair, and wear a virtual mask before holding your virtual baby. It’s the only way to keep the second-hand smoke out of our pixelated lives.

And if things get too heated, just meet your in-game MIL at a virtual restaurant for a virtual meal. She can see her virtual grandbaby, but she can’t hold them. It’s all part of the fun on our crazy Minecraft server. Join now for a wild ride!

Skillz4Days Minecraft SMP

accelerated learning, becoming an expert, Continuous Improvement, Expertise, honing abilities, instant learning, knowledge acquisition, learning, lifelong learning, mastering talents, Minecraft, perfecting skills, personal development, quick learning, rapid skill acquisition, self improvement, skill acquisition., skill development, skill enhancement, skill mastery, Skillz4Days, smp, talent acquisition

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8405
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Votes:	5308
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Crops Grown:	9314	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	23

If you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll instantly gain the skill of flying like a majestic chicken! Imagine soaring through the skies, clucking at your enemies and dropping eggs on their heads. No more walking around like a mere mortal, now you can rule the skies with your poultry powers!

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who will teach you the art of breakdancing. You’ll be spinning on your head and kicking your legs in the air like a pro in no time. Who knew llamas had such sick moves?

So come join us and unlock your hidden talents in the most absurd and hilarious ways possible. Who needs boring old real-life skills when you can have flying chicken powers and llama breakdancing expertise? It’s time to level up in the most ridiculous way possible!

RedditMineCrafters

Analysis, Behavior, browsing, Comments.., Community, discovery, ENGAGEMENT, History, Insights, INTERESTING, internet, ONLINE, patterns, Posts, profile, reddit, RedditMineCrafters, social media, trends, User

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8088
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	32

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for the chance to stumble upon secret treasure chests filled with enchanted diamond blocks, or maybe even encounter a rare breed of zombie pigmen riding on flying pigs.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes!

So why wait? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Nuke-FreeCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global politics, international relations, military intervention, Minecraft, Nuclear deterrence, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, NukeFreeCraft, peace negotiations, putin, Scrambled, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, urge, US, Woodward book

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9026
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

lol imagine if putin just went all boom boom with nukes in ukraine like a crazy villager in minecraft blowing up everything in sight. well, on our server, we promise NO nukes will be used, unless it’s to blow up a giant statue of a creeper or something. join us for a wild ride of blocky chaos and epic battles. plus, you might even run into steve from accounting who swears he’s a pro at building pixel art but really just makes giant phallic structures. trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness.

CraftyShmonaRocket

Attack, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, conflict escalation, CraftyShmonaRocket, death toll, hezbollah, international news, Israel, Kiryat Shmona, lebanon, Middle East conflict, military conflict, RETALIATION, rocket barrage, security threat, Terrorism, Tragedy, Victims, violence, War

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5081
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Emeralds Found:	9350	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

come join our minecraft server, where the only rockets you’ll see are the ones you shoot out of a tnt cannon! no hezbollah here, just epic battles and crazy builds. we promise no one will be killed (unless you count falling off a cliff while mining for diamonds lol). join us for a blast (literally) and see why our server is the bomb (not literally, please don’t blow up our spawn point). let’s mine and craft our way to victory, one block at a time!

Not in My Backyard Abortion Zone

abortion, abortion access, abortion policy, abortion services, backyard, community attitudes, community support, healthcare access, healthcare policy, moral beliefs, moral issue, neighborhood impact, neighborhood opposition, neighborhood services, NIMBY attitudes, public opinion, reproductive healthcare, reproductive rights, rights-based issue, social attitudes, WOMENS RIGHTS, Zone

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

hey u, yeah u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well, do i have the server for u!

imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. that’s right, on our server, anything is possible!

join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling dragons, and finding hidden treasures in the depths of the mines.

plus, we have the best parties in town! every friday night, we host a massive block party where players can show off their best dance moves and compete in epic building competitions.

so why wait? join us now and see why everyone is talking about the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server around!

Capy World: Where the diamonds flow like melted butter 🦙🌟🍀

BUTTER, Capy, Contest, Coreprotect, diamonds, Discord, District, Exploration, flow, Fly, friend role, grief-free, Halloween, Homes, kittycannon, Land Claims, Melted, navigation, Prizes, profile, Rtp, Server, Shop, shopping, smp, Warps, world

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	357
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Dragon Eggs Found:	8326
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45

Welcome to Capy World!

A cozy 18+ Java server (1.21) with a small group of active players and some serious building talent!

Our next big project: turning the shopping district into a full town—zoo, museum, mall, and all!

What we offer:

Shopping District	Build your own shop, explore the district, and save yourself some time by spending your diamonds at someone’s store!
Spooky Vibes	Join our Halloween base contest! We have fun prizes like diamonds and netherite for the winner.
Safe & Sound	We stay grief-free with land claims and coreprotect.
Explore Easily	Set homes, use warps and RTP around the world for quick navigation!
Plan on Staying?	Stick around for 2 weeks to receive our “Friend” role: you’ll unlock /fly and /kittycannon!

Sound like something you’d like to try out? Our discord server is linked on my profile, but you can also add me on Discord (gwostea) to join! 🙂

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join by adding “gwostea” on Discord and following the instructions provided.
Is there an age requirement?	Yes, this server is only for players aged 18 and above.
Can I build in the shopping district?	Yes, players are encouraged to build their own shops in the shopping district.
How can I participate in the Halloween base contest?	Details for the contest will be announced on the server and Discord. Stay tuned for updates!

Crafty Kingdom – Minecraft Server

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2765
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Potions Brewed:	160	Gods Slained:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride through the Lands Between, where you can team up with your friends and take on epic quests to defeat powerful enemies.

With our latest patch, we’ve added new features and fixed bugs to make your gaming experience even more enjoyable. Plus, our character planners will help you create the ultimate warrior to conquer all challenges that come your way.

But that’s not all – our interactive map will guide you through the treacherous terrain, and our group password “erg” will grant you access to exclusive areas and rewards. And if you dare to touch the Bloodstain, who knows what secrets you may uncover!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, in the Lands Between, anything can happen – so be prepared for the unexpected!