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Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 8485 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
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