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Players: | 103/300 | Votes: | 5359 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 46 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
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