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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 570 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 45 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
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