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CraftyAddicts

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction support, addiction treatment, addictive behaviors, addictive habits, addictive personalities, addictive substances, addictive tendencies, Behavior, compulsion, coping mechanisms, CraftyAddicts, cravings, dependency, habits, Obsession, psychological dependence, self-control, substance abuse, vice

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Void Gems Collected:	34	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you addicted to building pixelated castles taller than the Eiffel Tower? Are you addicted to mining for diamonds like a crazed prospector from the Wild West? Are you addicted to battling creepers and zombies with nothing but a wooden sword and a dream? Then boy oh boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection. Build a rollercoaster that sends you flying into the sky and landing safely in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire resistance potions). Fight off an army of killer bunnies that have taken over the land and are plotting to overthrow the server admin (spoiler alert: it’s a chicken in a top hat).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its nostrils and can fly you to the moon and back in under 5 minutes. Plus, every Friday night we host a dance party in the Nether where the DJ is a skeleton with a killer taste in music.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the madness begin!

CraftyBaltic Minecraft Server

Baltic region, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, Conflict, CraftyBaltic, crisis management., eastern europe, european security, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, military deployment, military tension, Minecraft, nato, Political debate, russia, security concerns, Server, Ukraine, US, war preparation

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER OR ELSE YOU’LL END UP IN A BALTIC WAR LIKE UKRAINE! WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY BUILDING CHALLENGES THAT WILL MAKE PUTIN AND BIDEN JEALOUS! COME JOIN US AND BECOME THE ULTIMATE MINECRAFT WARRIOR IN THIS WILD AND WACKY WORLD! WHO NEEDS POLITICS WHEN YOU CAN HAVE BLOCKS?! JOIN NOW OR FACE THE WRATH OF THE BALTIC BEASTS!

ZelenskyCraft: No Dictators Allowed

Allowed, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, dictators, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition leader, Politics, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

lol join our epic minecraft server cuz we got zelensky and starmer fighting trump in a virtual battle of the dictators. u can build ur own dictatorship and rule over ur minions with an iron fist or join the resistance and overthrow the oppressive regime. plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows for ur entertainment. come join the chaos and mayhem, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

Neuralink Doc Ock’s Fun Server

Advancements, Artificial Intelligence, brain-computer interface, Cybernetics, Doc, doc ock, Fun, Future, futuristic, innovation, Lifetime, neural implants, Neuralink, Ocks, Possibilities, Potential, prosthetics, Real Life, robotics, science fiction, Server, speculation, Technology, transhumanism

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	742
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	132
Magic Items Found:	4351	Holy Grails Found:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	New Chunks Explored:	458266

come join our epic minecraft server where we have REAL LIFE DOC OCKS running around causing chaos and mayhem! yea you heard right, actual doc ocks with their mechanical arms wreaking havoc everywhere. but don’t worry, you can team up with spider-man and other superheroes to take them down and save the day!

we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and mystery, guarded by a dragon that breathes rainbow fire. only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the riches within.

if that’s not enough, we have a floating island where unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who are pure of heart. imagine riding a unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, it’s a sight to behold!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the wildest and most insane adventures in minecraft history. who knows what other surprises await you in this crazy world we’ve created!

Implant Craft: No Need for Replacement

breast augmentation, breast implant, breast implant fillers, breast implant materials, breast implant removal, breast implant revision, breast implant risks, breast implant safety, breast implant shape, breast implant surgery, breast implant types, breast reconstruction, cosmetic surgery, Craft, Implant, implant complications, Replacement, round shape, Saline, silicone, surgery, teardrop shape

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7186
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a trampoline! our server is like a magical breast implant that never needs replacing, no matter what shape or size it is! we have round boobs, teardrop boobs, silicone boobs, saline boobs, you name it! you won’t need surgery to fix any problems because our server is like a magical boob fairy that grants all your wishes! so come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even some boob-shaped buildings in minecraft!

Ironclad Factions

auction house, competitive, discriminatory language, Duping, Economy, faction warfare, Factions, Fair Play, glitches, intense pvp, Ironclad, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Positive community, Raiding, Skills, strategy, Vanilla like enchantments, Xray

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8146
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	pvp.ironcladnetwork.us
Port	25555 (Bedrock supported)
Discord	https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork

About Us: Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.

What Makes Us Different:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Every player kill grants you an extra heart from the enemy. Survival is key—make every move count!

Custom Enchantments: Enhance your gear with many different vanilla-like enchantments. These custom enchants add depth and strategy to your gameplay, allowing you to tailor your gear for both offense and defense.

Faction Commands: Utilize the default faction commands to claim land, form alliances, and dominate the server.

PVP Enabled: The entire world is your battleground. Whether you’re raiding enemy bases or defending your own, every fight is a chance to prove your strength.

Economy & Trading: Use the /sellhand command to sell items directly from your inventory, manage resources efficiently with our integrated /shop, and engage in the Auction House to trade with other players.

Skill Progression: With McMMO, level up your skills and unlock powerful abilities for an edge in both PVP and PVE.

Rules:

No Hacking/Xray
No Duping
No Homophobic/Racist Language
No Exploits
Respect Staff

Why Join Us? Ironclad Factions Lifesteal offers a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. Personalize your gameplay with custom enchantments and build mighty factions or engage in open-world combat.

Get Started: Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, events, and support!

Eternal Kingdoms 1.21.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.21.2, Anniversary BGM, Birthday BGM, Bot Recording, Chores, daydream, ETERNAL, game bgm, House Flipper 2, Kingdoms, Member BGM, Members Only, Our Promise, Ouro Kronii General, Rise, shower, skincare, Souten ni Moyu, Thought Experiment Simulator, twitter space, Zatsudan BGM

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Do you wanna join the most lit Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you why you should join this server based on the original content provided.

Reason #1: We have a free chat room where you can chat with other players and talk about random stuff like showering, skincare, and chores. Who wouldn’t want to do that in Minecraft?

Reason #2: We have dank memes and NSFW art tags like #kronillust and #kroniirotic. Get ready to have your mind blown by the creativity on this server.

Reason #3: We have our very own original songs and music videos like “Daydream” and “Rise.” You can vibe to these tunes while building your epic Minecraft creations.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. Remember to report any schizos and Londoners, and show some love for Kronii! Let’s goooooo!

UglyBoyfriend Minecraft Server

apartment dynamics, Argument, bad taste, Boyfriend, cleanliness, Communication, Conflict, DISHES, inconsiderate, Jealousy, living situation, Losers, Messy, Minecraft, phase, relationship issues, roommate, roommate problems, Server, Tension, Ugly, UglyBoyfriend

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Villages Defended:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Players Killed by Monsters:	5928	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild adventure filled with twists and turns that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From roommate drama to boyfriend battles, we’ve got it all!

Join now and witness the epic showdown between roommates over dirty dishes and messy boyfriends. Will friendships be torn apart? Will alliances be formed? Only time will tell on our server!

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s more entertaining than reality TV, come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a heated argument over who left the creeper in the living room. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

SunscreenSprint

aita, ANNOYED, Beach, Chemical, cold shoulder, Controlling, expensive, free range, Hawaii, healthy, Lazy, organic, Physical, Pregnancy, refusing, ruined vacation, Store, sunscreen, SunscreenSprint, vacation, walk

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	973
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Runes Activated:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Potions Brewed:	168
Love Letters Sent:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as demanding as a pregnant wife on a strict organic diet? Look no further! Our server will have you walking hours just to find the perfect sunscreen – because apparently, “chemical” sunscreen is so last season. Join us for the ultimate challenge of meeting ridiculous demands and facing the wrath of a hormonal partner. Who needs a relaxing vacation when you can have a virtual world filled with sunscreen drama? Don’t be lazy like our sunscreen-hating player – join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

DOGEsClandestineOpsMinecraftSMP

#classified information, #covert operations, #intelligence gathering, clandestine operations, consequences, crisis management., Doge, DOGEsClandestineOpsMinecraftSMP, Espionage, funding, Government, intelligence agencies, intelligence community, investigation, national security, Protocol, reaction, risk assessment, security measures, Surveillance, Termination

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8774
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	317

LMAO imagine if DOGE, the meme coin, was like “oopsies daisies” and shut down a top secret spy mission by mistake. The spies would be like “bruh, we can’t spy no more, thanks a lot DOGE!” But then they realize it was all just a big misunderstanding because DOGE was just trying to fund a new dog park for all the spy dogs. So now they’re all chillin at the dog park, playing fetch and stuff, while the spies are like “well, I guess we’ll just have to find a new job now.” Join our Minecraft SMP for more wacky adventures like this, where anything can happen, even DOGE messing up spy missions! Let’s gooooooo! 🤪🐶🕵️‍♂️ #SpyDogs4Life