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| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 1553 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Our server is like a virtual therapy session, except instead of talking about your feelings, you’ll be building epic structures and battling mobs with your new online friends. And don’t worry about being judged for lacking a personality – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many diamonds you can mine in an hour.
So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who understand the struggles of dealing with toxic friendships and emotional turmoil? Plus, our in-game currency is so plentiful, you’ll never have to worry about paying for anything ever again.
Don’t be an incel – join our server today and let the healing power of Minecraft wash over you. Who knows, you might even find a new best friend who appreciates you for who you truly are (even if that means you’re a little obsessed with building the perfect castle).
