| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 2212 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 | Villages Defended: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8074 | Void Gems Collected: | 19 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
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| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 7273 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 177 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 7338 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 10 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 38 | Divine Spears Created: | 22 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 319 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 62 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 20 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Legend has it, that chicken statue brought good luck to all who gazed upon it, granting them unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Rainbow Llama. If you can find and tame one of these majestic creatures, you’ll be the envy of all your fellow players.
So come join us on our crazy Minecraft adventure, where the only thing getting “blacked” is the obsidian we mine for our epic Nether portals. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 6607 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Animals Bred: | 180 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 26 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 30 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the chaos of family gatherings and broken promises. Who needs compensation for a shattered fish tank when you can build your own virtual aquarium in Minecraft?
Forget about angry aunts and uncles, here you can focus on building, exploring, and having a blast with fellow gamers. And don’t worry, no one will accuse you of trying to rip them off or manipulate them – unless it’s all in good fun in-game!
So come on over and leave the family drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and maybe even invite your aunt to your virtual wedding – who knows, she might just show up!
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 2212 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 3554 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 194 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 29 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 70 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
Join our server if you want to experience a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. From giant flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party with dancing creepers!
But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to him. Join us and maybe you’ll have the chance to challenge him to a dance-off for the title of Chicken King!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you questioning your sanity, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most fucked up Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 5856 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 |
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 472 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 17 |
first of all, we have a secret underground base where all the players can hang out and party like there’s no tomorrow. there’s disco balls, lava pits, and even a pet zombie named fred. he’s a real party animal, let me tell ya.
oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, that’s right. we have flying pigs that poop out diamonds. it’s like a dream come true, except you have to watch out for the poop, cuz it’s kinda smelly.
and if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees talk and the flowers sing. it’s like a disney movie on steroids.
so, if you’re ready to join the most epic minecraft server in the universe, then come on down to our server. just be prepared for the madness, cuz once you’re in, there’s no turning back. oh, and don’t forget to say hi to fred for me.
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 8554 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 29 | Orbs of Power Found: | 12 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Votes: | 8938 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 1060 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 17 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
We’ve got crazy builds, hilarious mods, and a community that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage. So come on, join us and let’s spread the good word of gaming and Jesus together. Let’s make this Christmas a real block party!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 8281 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 611815 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 84 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 7 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Join us on this epic journey to build, explore, and conquer all in the name of tourism! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two while you’re at it. Plus, rumor has it that the temple is actually a secret entrance to a magical realm filled with unicorns and rainbows. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join and find out for yourself!
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and help us reach our goal of becoming the ultimate tourist destination in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it! (Disclaimer: Unicorns and rainbows not guaranteed, but we can dream, right?)
