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Honestly surprised she hasn’t been blacklisted from Hollywood… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	3612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Dragon Eggs Found:	6003
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Astral Projections Made:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs, building giant statues of random celebrities, and starting epic pranks that will go down in Minecraft history.

Our server is so insane that even Hollywood celebrities are trying to get in on the action. We’ve had A-listers like Jennifer Lawrence trying to join, but we had to tell her she was just too wild for us. Honestly, we’re surprised she hasn’t been blacklisted from Hollywood after seeing the shenanigans she pulled on our server.

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, make friends with the weirdest bunch of players you’ll ever meet, and create memories that will last a lifetime, then come join our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

StoryMine Lamp survival server Minecraft

classic survival, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Honest survival, Huge worlds, lamp, Low donations, Minecraft, No Wipes, Pleasant survival, powerful hosting, Private, Russian translation, Server, StoryMine, Survival, Web map

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8503
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	779	Divine Spears Created:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	13

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

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GF’s OP Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Meteorites Collected:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Are you tired of being the short stack in your relationship? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, height is just a number! Join us and experience a world where you can tower over anyone, even if you’re only 5’3 in real life. Who needs height when you have epic building skills and PvP prowess? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret potion that can make you grow to towering heights in the game. So come join us and show your tall girlfriend who’s boss in this virtual world!

Eupho Maniac Minecraft SMP

After S3, Anime, Band, brass band club, Character development, Drama, emotional, ensemble cast, Eupho, friendship, hate Reina, Hibike Euphonium, high school, Jealousy, kyoto animation, love Mayu, Maniac, Minecraft, Music, relationships, Rivalry, slice of life, smp, weird

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1905
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where drama is at a minimum and everyone gets along? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and alliances that change as often as the weather in Minecraft.

Forget about mining for diamonds and building epic structures, the real game is navigating the treacherous waters of player relationships. Will you team up with Reina and risk getting betrayed, or align yourself with Mayu and hope she doesn’t turn on you next? The drama never stops on our server, and you never know what’s going to happen next.

So if you’re looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and friendships are as fleeting as a creeper explosion, then come join us! Just be prepared for the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with it. Trust us, it’s worth it for the sheer entertainment value alone.

Chii’s Kawaii Minecraft Server

adorable, Animals, Behavior, Chiikawa, Chiis, Creatures, Curious, cute, Dogs, doing.., Fluffy, investigation, Kawaii, Minecraft, Mystery, Pets, puzzled, Questioning, Server, Small, social media, viral, why

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9690
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Do you ever wonder why pigs fly in Minecraft? Well, on our server, not only do pigs fly, but they also wear top hats and monocles while sipping on fancy potions! Join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels.

Our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of exploding creepers. You never know what crazy shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next, whether it’s a dance party with skeletons or a game of hide-and-seek with Endermen.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their llama army. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

So why are we doing this? Because life is too short to take Minecraft seriously. Join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and pure ridiculousness. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret)!

Perfect Together Minecraft SMP

chemistry, compatibility, couple goals, Harmony, ideal match, ideal relationship, inseparable, love, love story, lovebirds, meant to be, Minecraft, Partners, perfect, perfect couple, Perfect Match, perfect pair, relationship goals, romance, smp, soulmates, together

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	3264
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect mix of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness the epic love story between a creeper and a chicken unfold before your very eyes. Who knew explosive personalities and flighty feathers could make such a perfect match?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of deranged villagers who have formed a cult worshipping a giant potato. Rumor has it that the potato grants wishes, but be warned – the last person who wished for unlimited diamonds ended up turning into a block of obsidian.

So why do they look perfect together? Because on our server, anything is possible – even the most absurd and hilarious pairings you could ever imagine. Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of romance.

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt! Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want a server that will make you laugh until you cry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with farting, shidding, and loggists shitting up /b/. You’ll be begging for your mommy’s teat after experiencing the madness that awaits you. And don’t worry, the shit will just keep coming, so get ready to get fucked in the most hilarious way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have the time of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get wild.

Finn in Minecraft SMP Land

adaptation, Communication, cultural exchange, Culture Shock, Curiosity, customs, Diversity, encounter, Experience, finland, finn, foreigner, Hospitality, Interaction, International, Land, language barrier, Minecraft, Observation, smp, travel, Visitor

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Void Gems Collected:	21	Runes Activated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Looking for a server where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun? Look no further!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of encountering a Finn in your country – because who wouldn’t want to see that?! Our server is filled with unexpected surprises and crazy adventures around every corner.

But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a group of mischievous llamas roam the land, stealing blocks from unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you be able to outsmart them and reclaim your precious resources?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen – so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

Crazy Craft Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Mines Excavated:	1469
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Enchantments Applied:	197	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more wild than a Thai city overrun by illegal Russian prostitutes? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the virtual world!

Join us for epic battles between local Minecraft villagers and Russian mobs, as they fight for control over the virtual streets of our server. Watch as Russian players flood the server, bringing their unique skills and strategies to dominate the game.

But be warned, things can get heated as rival factions clash in epic PvP battles, reminiscent of the fights between local and Russian prostitutes in Thailand. It’s a virtual war zone out there, and only the strongest and most cunning players will survive.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic and unpredictable as a city overrun by illegal Russian prostitutes, come join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer the virtual world!

GLOW Minecraft SMP dev/ ReGLOSS and FLOW

3DLIVE, Dev, Dev_is, Feelingradation, FG ROADSTER, flow, FLOW GLOW, GLOW, Hiodoshi Ao, hololive, Ichijou Ririka, Isaki Riona, Juufuutei Raden, Kikirara Vivi, Koganei Niko, Minecraft, Mizumiya Su, Otonose Kanade, reach the top, ReGloss, Rindo Chihaya, Shunkan Heartbeat, smp, Symmetry, Todoroki Hajime, Utakata Maybe

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Emeralds Found:	7442	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as chaotic as a creeper explosion? Join our server with hololive DEV_IS ReGLOSS and FLOW GLOWMEMBERS! We’ve got Hiodoshi Ao, who can mine diamonds with her eyes closed. Otonose Kanade builds houses faster than you can say “Redstone.” And Ichijou Ririka? She’s the queen of pranking other players.

But wait, there’s more! Juufuutei Raden is our resident expert in mob farming, Todoroki Hajime can tame any wild animal in seconds, and Isaki Riona is the ultimate potion master. Koganei Niko is our redstone wizard, Mizumiya Su can terraform like nobody’s business, and Rindo Chihaya is the PvP champion you don’t want to mess with. And don’t even get us started on Kikirara Vivi and her epic builds!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and endless laughter. And if you need some tunes to mine to, check out our original MVs like “Shunkan Heartbeat” and “Symmetry.” Or jam out to our latest covers while you explore the world. Trust us, this server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!