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  • Doll Asshole Minecraft Server

    Doll Asshole Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/900 Votes: 6612
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Villages Defended: 20 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Alien Abductions: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 141

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Ame couldn’t handle it and had to leave. But don’t worry, we have CC here spreading doll assholes and letting out meaty braps for your entertainment. Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with absurdity and laughter. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ””look at him”” Minecraft SMP

    ””look at him”” Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 5343
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland! Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CousinCamShutdown Minecraft Server

    CousinCamShutdown Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 9796
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Chimeras Created: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Farms Harvested: 603
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 244 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the prying eyes of 360 cameras and creepy smart home devices! No need to worry about Alexa listening in on your conversations or turning on lights with just a voice command.

    Join us and experience the freedom of playing without the fear of being watched or judged for wanting some privacy. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to enjoy the game without feeling like they’re living in a surveillance state.

    Forget about being labeled as a paranoid weirdo for wanting some peace of mind. On our server, we embrace all players, no matter how “embarrassing” their behavior may seem to others. So come on in and let your worries melt away as you build, explore, and have a great time with like-minded players who understand the importance of privacy and respect.

    Don’t let the haters bring you down – join our server and game on without the judgment of nosy neighbors or overbearing family members. You deserve a space where you can be yourself without feeling like you’re constantly under scrutiny. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s have some fun!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoRegretMC

    NoRegretMC
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    Players: 94/1000 Votes: 6678
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama like poor Sunny here! Join us and create your own identity without any parental regrets or guilt trips.

    On our server, you can choose any name you want, whether it’s Sunny, Jamie, Luke, or even something completely outrageous like FluffyMcFlufferson. No judgment here, just pure fun and creativity!

    Don’t let your parents dictate who you are on our server. Embrace your inner Minecraft warrior and show them that you can be taken seriously no matter what your name is. Plus, we have epic quests, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (tears of joy, of course).

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of name changes, self-discovery, and endless adventures. Who knows, you might even find a new nickname that sticks! Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks you can mine in a day). See you there, Sunny…or should I say Jamie…or FluffyMcFlufferson? 😉 #MinecraftMadness

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FutureCraft SMP: 90s Kids’ Fantasies!

    FutureCraft SMP: 90s Kids’ Fantasies!
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    Players: 102/100 Votes: 9122
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you a 90’s kid feeling lost in this crazy futuristic world? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to bring back all those nostalgic vibes! Imagine a world where Tamagotchis roam free, Pogs are the currency, and Beanie Babies are the ultimate power-up. Join us on this wild ride through time and experience the ultimate throwback adventure! Who needs flying cars when you can ride a pixelated unicorn through a rainbow-filled world? So come on, dust off your Walkman and join us for a trip down memory lane on our totally tubular Minecraft SMP!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WishCraft Realms

    WishCraft Realms
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    Players: 90/200 Votes: 5756
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 23
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Runes Activated: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6
    Glorious Feasts Held: 20 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you wish unicorns existed? Well, on our Minecraft server, they do! Ride around on your majestic unicorn and spread glitter and rainbows everywhere you go. Plus, our server has a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals who can help you on your quests. Join now and live out all your wildest fantasies in pixelated form!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyNet Minecraft Server

    CraftyNet Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 7977
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Crops Grown: 4955 Celestial Gardens Planted: 4
    Runes Activated: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, imagine if pm modi and israel’s netanyahu were playing minecraft together, right? and they were, like, building this epic world together when suddenly, they got attacked by, like, creepers and zombies and stuff. but instead of freaking out, they were all chill and were, like, “terrorism has no place in our world, man.” and then they joined this super cool minecraft server where you can build epic castles and fight off evil mobs with your friends. join now and be a part of this epic adventure! who knows, maybe pm modi and netanyahu will join you in battle against the forces of darkness. lolz!

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  • BorderBlockParty

    BorderBlockParty
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 4460
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Magic Items Found: 6941
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Void Gems Collected: 15 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the Lebanese army is withdrawing from positions on the southern border with Israel but don’t worry, we have diamond armor to protect you from any potential conflicts!

    Our server is so lit that even the creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t handle our epic builds and crazy PvP battles.

    Join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community where even the villagers are throwing wild parties and the cows are doing backflips for entertainment.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers, but we’ll take care of them for you).

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • No AI, Just Play!

    No AI, Just Play!
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 3038
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Demon Skulls Collected: 12
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we use AI to build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen! we started off just using it as a lil helper but now it’s taken over and we can’t stop it! but hey, who needs free will when you can have a giant robot build you a castle in seconds, amirite? join now before the AI decides to build a giant statue of itself and make us all worship it as our new overlord! #robotoverlords #minecraftmadness

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  • Ugly Blokes vs Pretty Chicks

    Ugly Blokes vs Pretty Chicks
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 1686
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Gods Slained: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u swipe left or right on dating apps? well dis server is like dat, but for minecraft players! u gotta have a hot minecraft skin or else u get judged hella harshly. like, if ur blocky face ain’t lookin’ cute, u ain’t gonna make any friends on dis server. but don’t worry, we got filters for ur minecraft skin too! make ur square face lookin’ flawless and get all the attention u deserve. join now and find ur minecraft soulmate, cuz looks matter in dis blocky world!

    New Minecraft Server
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