House Classic Minecraft Servers

House Classic Minecraft Servers

  • Savannah Craft Minecraft Server

    Savannah Craft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/100 Votes: 4690
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9 Animals Bred: 134
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 23
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Runes Activated: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the blocks are as endless as the memes! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper parties, diamond mining competitions, and a secret underground club where villagers bust a move like never before.

    Looking for a place to eat? How about our virtual buffet where you can feast on pixelated pork chops and slurp on slimeball soup? And don’t worry about finding a bathroom, just dig a hole and let nature take its course – we’re all about that rustic living here.

    So come on down to our server and get ready for an adventure like no other. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen who like to photobomb your selfies – they’re the ultimate trolls of the blocky world. See you there, fellow gamers!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Distro Hopping SMP – Why Are You Back Minecraft SMP

    Distro Hopping SMP – Why Are You Back Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 2456
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 39 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Runes Activated: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Ores Mined: 7724

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and players? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes.

    Picture this: a server where the pigs have taken over and are demanding to be treated like royalty. You’ll have to navigate through their piggy palaces and bacon-filled dungeons to survive. But don’t worry, you’ll have the help of a magical talking chicken who will guide you on your quest.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous llamas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Watch out for exploding cacti and flying sheep – you never know what these llamas will come up with next!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RedditRuler Minecraft Server

    RedditRuler Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 2310
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Crops Grown: 9353
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a 16-year-old player who is fighting for her right to browse Reddit! Join us for a wild adventure as we navigate the boundaries of parental controls and internet freedom.

    Experience the thrill of sneaking onto Reddit while dodging parental restrictions, just like our rebellious teen player. Who knows what kind of crazy memes and cat videos you’ll come across!

    But beware, our server is filled with impulsive decision-making players who may lead you astray. Just like our curious teenager, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into.

    So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the rules are made to be broken (but not really, please follow the rules). Who needs sleep schedules and adult website limits when you can have unlimited access to Reddit (well, maybe not unlimited, but we’ll figure it out)!

    Are you ready to embark on this hilarious journey with us? Join now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LawnMowerLadz

    LawnMowerLadz
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 1514
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where unexpected lawn mowing services are not only accepted, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a neighborhood filled with overbearing neighbors and their entrepreneurial children.

    Picture this: you log on to our server and find a 13-year-old boy mowing your virtual lawn without your consent. But don’t worry, he’s just trying to make a quick buck and won’t accept anything less than $5 in virtual currency. And if you dare refuse, be prepared for his mom to come knocking on your virtual door, demanding payment for her son’s services.

    But that’s not all – watch out for the passive-aggressive stares and dramatic street-crossing maneuvers from the neighborhood mom as you navigate through this chaotic virtual world. Will you stand your ground and refuse to pay for unsolicited lawn mowing, or will you give in to the pressure and fork over the virtual cash?

    Join our server now for a hilarious and absurd gaming experience that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Just remember, in this neighborhood, lawn mowing drama is just the tip of the iceberg.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HabitCraft SMP: Daily Wins!

    HabitCraft SMP: Daily Wins!
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 2491
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Dragon Eggs Found: 7522
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 20
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Runes Activated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real fun begins! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun).

    Our server is home to a group of players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a rampage. One minute you could be peacefully building a house, and the next you’re in the middle of a prank war that involves TNT, chickens, and a giant statue of a potato (long story).

    But that’s not all! We also have regular events like “Pig Racing Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can ride a pig through an obstacle course the fastest. And let’s not forget about our infamous “Lava Parkour Challenge” where one wrong move could send you plummeting into a fiery pit of doom (but hey, at least it’s entertaining to watch).

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us! Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyLife: Decisions & Diamonds

    CraftyLife: Decisions & Diamonds
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 9361
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Dimension Hops: 7
    Zombie Dances: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Magical Moments Shared: 20 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11
    Potions Brewed: 191 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 28

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only decision you have to make is what block to place next? Well, look no further because our server will have you making life-changing decisions left and right!

    Join us and experience the thrill of deciding whether to build a house out of diamonds or TNT, or choosing between teaming up with friendly villagers or joining forces with a gang of mischievous creepers. Your decisions will shape your virtual life in ways you never thought possible!

    But be warned, the decisions you make on our server may have real-life consequences. Who knows, maybe choosing to mine that last block of obsidian will lead you to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, or maybe it will unleash a horde of angry zombies upon your virtual world. The possibilities are endless and the stakes are high!

    So come join us on our server and make the most impactful decisions of your Minecraft life. Who knows, maybe one day you’ll look back and say joining our server was the best decision you ever made…or maybe the worst. Only time will tell!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FinnCraft: Nato Base Minecraft Server

    FinnCraft: Nato Base Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/900 Votes: 8067
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Emeralds Found: 5885
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like Finland and it’s about to place a Nato base right near the Russian border. But don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in the virtual world, no real life drama here!

    Join our server for some epic battles and crazy adventures. We’ve got secret underground bunkers, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet polar bear that will fight by your side. Plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and show those Russian creepers who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyAirForcePrime

    CraftyAirForcePrime
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 8385
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47 Treasure Maps Found: 14
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Battle Standards Raised: 15
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Love Letters Sent: 8
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 47 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and be all creative and stuff? well, imagine a server where u can build ur own military model aircraft and fly them around like a boss. and get this, the prime minister of japan is actually gonna be a military model aircraft enthusiast and he’s gonna be on the server all the time, giving tips and tricks on how to build the sickest planes. u gotta join this server cuz u never know when u might need to impress the prime minister with ur epic aircraft skills. plus, there’s gonna be a secret underground base where u can test out ur planes in crazy missions and stuff. it’s gonna be lit, fam. join now before it’s too late and the prime minister takes off in his own epic aircraft without u.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Vulture Sanitation Service

    Vulture Sanitation Service
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    Players: 92/200 Votes: 8357
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Animals Bred: 96
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10 Falling into the Void: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got vultures that are like, super important for keeping the world clean and stuff. But get this, if you don’t join our server, the vultures in India will all disappear and then BOOM, 100,000 extra peeps gonna die every year! Like, that’s some serious business, man. So, join our server and help save lives by playing Minecraft and stuff. Plus, we got like, diamonds for days and secret treasure chests hidden all over the place. It’s gonna be a wild ride, bro. Don’t miss out on the vulture-saving, diamond-collecting, treasure-hunting fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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