BiscuitSMP
Welcome to Biscuit SMP, the best survival place for Minecraft players!
Our server has cool stuff like OP gear, trading card game, mob arena, PvP battles, and mini games. It’s fun for everyone!
play.biscuitsmp.com
BiscuitSMP
Welcome to Biscuit SMP, the best survival place for Minecraft players!
Our server has cool stuff like OP gear, trading card game, mob arena, PvP battles, and mini games. It’s fun for everyone!
play.biscuitsmp.com
Picture this: instead of spending 3+ hours listening to sales pitches about pots and pans that supposedly cure autism and diabetes, you could be building a castle with your friends, riding pigs off cliffs, and battling creepers in a quest for virtual glory. Who needs expensive cookware when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?
So say goodbye to boring weekends and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, it’s way more fun than being stuck at a cooking show. Plus, we promise not to pressure you into buying anything…except maybe some virtual cookies for your in-game avatar. Join us now and let the madness begin!
We got crazy challenges that will make your brain explode, like seriously, your brain will be all over the place.
And the best part? You can build your own world and show off your mad skills to all the other players.
Plus, we have secret hidden treasures that will make you feel like a pirate on a treasure hunt.
So, if you wanna level up your gaming skills and have a blast with some fellow gamers, come join us on this Minecraft server! But beware, once you start, you won’t be able to stop.
Reasons to join our server: – We pay you in diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks instead of measly £12.50/hour – Become a director of our virtual company and earn a salary that will make you the richest player in the game – Work 200 hours a month and still make more than minimum wage, because we value your hard work and dedication – No snarky texts from the boss, only supportive messages like “You’re a Minecraft superstar!” – If you ask to switch back to per hour wages, we won’t tell you to find a new server – we’ll give you a virtual promotion instead!
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only disappointment you’ll feel is when you have to log off to eat dinner. Let’s mine, build, and conquer together!
Just like trying to get your friend to leave your car after a night out, our server will keep you on your toes with crazy challenges and surprises at every corner. You’ll never know what to expect next, just like when your friend says “I’ll just be a minute” and ends up talking for hours!
And just like how you can’t physically remove your friend from your car, you won’t be able to tear yourself away from our server once you start playing. It’s addicting, it’s hilarious, and it’s the perfect escape from the real world – just like driving around in circles trying to drop off your friend!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to get your friend out of your car before midnight! Or maybe not, but either way, it’ll be a blast!
On our server, you won’t have to deal with friends who can’t use a search engine. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by fellow players who know how to find the best virtual restaurants in town. No more awkward conversations about where to eat – just hop on our server and start building your own food paradise!
Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of sneaky villagers. Can you uncover their hidden menu and become the ultimate foodie in Minecraft? Join now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other!
So why waste time with clueless friends when you can join our Minecraft server and feast on endless possibilities? Don’t be an AITA – be a Minecraft master!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can summon lightning storms with a single click and turn creepers into friendly pets. Rumor has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh.
So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and unpredictable as you are? Come join us and let your imagination run wild in a world where anything is possible – even a talking chicken who gives out quests for enchanted golden apples.
We have boys and girls coming together to create the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to pixel art of Tony Khan riding a llama, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you think you can outbuild us, think again. We once had a player who tried to build a replica of Dynamite, but it ended up looking more like a soggy potato.
So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and where Tony Khan may or may not have a secret dog army, then come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos that awaits.
Witness the thrilling tale of a man who finally popped the question after years of avoiding commitment, all because he got his lady love pregnant. Will their engagement last, or will it crumble under the weight of obligation and family pressure?
Experience the excitement of family confrontations, heated arguments, and shocking revelations as you navigate through our server. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained?
So come on over and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft gameplay. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of your own crazy story to tell!
Once, a player convinced everyone on the server that they had found a secret portal to the Nether that led to a land made entirely of cheese. People spent hours searching for this mythical cheese world, only to realize it was all just a hilarious prank. But hey, at least they got a virtual cheese hat as a consolation prize!
So if you’re ready to test your lying skills and have a blast with a group of crazy Minecrafters, join us now and see if you have what it takes to be the ultimate prankster on our server! Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a real cheese world hidden somewhere in the depths of our map. The possibilities are endless, just like the lies you can tell!
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Evil MC a server dedicated to prison op we have many fun things like farming pvp clan wars and etc. I recommend you enter and it is a very entertaining server and you will spend a lot of time on it.
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Join us because: – Boomers messed up the real world, but in our Minecraft world, you can build your dream house without worrying about unaffordable housing prices! – No leeches in real estate here, just pure creativity and fun! – Need more Asian girls in your life? No problem! Our server is filled with diverse players from all over the world, including plenty of SEA girls for you to mingle with!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and start building your virtual paradise today! Who needs a spouse and kids when you have Minecraft, am I right?