BiscuitSMP
Welcome to Biscuit SMP, the best survival place for Minecraft players!
Our server has cool stuff like OP gear, trading card game, mob arena, PvP battles, and mini games. It’s fun for everyone!
play.biscuitsmp.com
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BiscuitSMP Kingdom
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40 Hours of Minecraft Madness
Are you tired of pretending to work for a full 40 hours a week? Come join our Minecraft server where we encourage you to build elaborate office buildings and then secretly mine diamonds during virtual meetings. Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner rebel while still looking busy to your boss. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground diamond mine hidden somewhere in the server…shh, don’t tell HR! Join us now and let your creativity run wild while avoiding actual work like a pro!
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MLM Guilt Trip Rage – AITA?
Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into attending boring events by your neighbors? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no cooking shows to be found! Instead, join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and virtual cheese graters that won’t cost you $1k.Picture this: instead of spending 3+ hours listening to sales pitches about pots and pans that supposedly cure autism and diabetes, you could be building a castle with your friends, riding pigs off cliffs, and battling creepers in a quest for virtual glory. Who needs expensive cookware when you have diamond swords and enchanted armor?
So say goodbye to boring weekends and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever experienced. Trust us, it’s way more fun than being stuck at a cooking show. Plus, we promise not to pressure you into buying anything…except maybe some virtual cookies for your in-game avatar. Join us now and let the madness begin!
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Game Mastery Quest 1.21.3
LOL, who even gets good at games? But like, if you wanna be a pro at something, join this Minecraft server!We got crazy challenges that will make your brain explode, like seriously, your brain will be all over the place.
And the best part? You can build your own world and show off your mad skills to all the other players.
Plus, we have secret hidden treasures that will make you feel like a pirate on a treasure hunt.
So, if you wanna level up your gaming skills and have a blast with some fellow gamers, come join us on this Minecraft server! But beware, once you start, you won’t be able to stop.
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After Hours Family Doc
LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE A DOCTOR FOR YO MINECRAFT WOES. JOIN US AND U BE 10% LESS LIKELY TO VISIT THE EMERGENCY SPAWN POINT. OUR FAMILY PHYSICIANS BE IN-GROUP AND READY TO HEAL YO BLOCKY BUTT. DON’T GO TO THE OUT-OF-GROUP WALK-IN CLINIC SERVERS, THEY BE LIKE WITCH DOCTORS WITH NO HEALING POWERS. COME TO OUR SERVER AND BE SAVED FROM THE CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. TRUST US, WE GOT THE BLOCKS TO MAKE YO MINECRAFT LIFE BETTER.
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Dad’s Wage Woes Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to underpay you like this poor soul’s dad did! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, treasure hunts, and epic battles against creepers and zombies.Reasons to join our server: – We pay you in diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks instead of measly £12.50/hour – Become a director of our virtual company and earn a salary that will make you the richest player in the game – Work 200 hours a month and still make more than minimum wage, because we value your hard work and dedication – No snarky texts from the boss, only supportive messages like “You’re a Minecraft superstar!” – If you ask to switch back to per hour wages, we won’t tell you to find a new server – we’ll give you a virtual promotion instead!
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only disappointment you’ll feel is when you have to log off to eat dinner. Let’s mine, build, and conquer together!
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MineTunes: 10 Hour Bieber Road Trip
Are you tired of being stuck in a car for hours on end with nothing but the same old music playing on repeat? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, you can listen to the sweet tunes of Justin Bieber for the entire duration of your road trip! That’s right, no more boring playlists or radio stations, just non-stop Bieber fever to keep you entertained. Join our server now and let the music take you on a wild ride like never before!
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FriendZoneCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as trying to get your friend out of your car after a hangout? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!Just like trying to get your friend to leave your car after a night out, our server will keep you on your toes with crazy challenges and surprises at every corner. You’ll never know what to expect next, just like when your friend says “I’ll just be a minute” and ends up talking for hours!
And just like how you can’t physically remove your friend from your car, you won’t be able to tear yourself away from our server once you start playing. It’s addicting, it’s hilarious, and it’s the perfect escape from the real world – just like driving around in circles trying to drop off your friend!
So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a way to get your friend out of your car before midnight! Or maybe not, but either way, it’ll be a blast!
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GoogleMe4NYEats?
Are you tired of friends who can’t even Google what restaurants are open on New Year’s Day? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama for some virtual fun!On our server, you won’t have to deal with friends who can’t use a search engine. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by fellow players who know how to find the best virtual restaurants in town. No more awkward conversations about where to eat – just hop on our server and start building your own food paradise!
Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground restaurant run by a group of sneaky villagers. Can you uncover their hidden menu and become the ultimate foodie in Minecraft? Join now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other!
So why waste time with clueless friends when you can join our Minecraft server and feast on endless possibilities? Don’t be an AITA – be a Minecraft master!
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Deplorable to Adorable in Hours
u wanna join our minecraft server cuz it takes u days or even months to look deplorable, but only a few hours every week to look good. our server got magical potions that make u look like a diamond-studded unicorn with rainbow sparkles shooting out ur butt. plus, we got a secret underground disco where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. join us and become the most fabulous player in all of minecraft land!