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The Goofy Minecraft SMP

Censored.tv, channel URL, CRAWL, destination folder, Downloads, episode URLs, go, Golang, goofy, hourly intervals, Language, metadata, metatagging, Minecraft, Performant, Productive, racist, remote destination folder, smp, software, Sonarr, Tasks, transphobic content, video files, web

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2540
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Items Found:	6320	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Animals Bred:	135	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there!

Join us and experience the thrill of coding in Go while playing Minecraft. Imagine setting up your own automated system to crawl the web for new videos every hour, just like Sonarr does. And guess what? You can even download new episodes and insert metadata into the video files with just a few lines of code.

But that’s not all! Tomorrow, we’ll help you set up a way to move your downloaded videos to a remote destination folder. All this in just one day, thanks to the power of Go.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is so wild that even racist and transphobic content from Censored.tv magically appears on your media server. Only with Go can you achieve such madness!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the most insane coding adventure of your life!

PixelWars: DroneStrike!

aggression, CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, Defense, drone attack, DroneStrike, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, missile attack, PixelWars, RETALIATION, russia, SECURITY, Tragedy, Ukraine, Unrest, violence, War

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Astral Projections Made:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	40
Votes:	830	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE HAVE MORE EXPLOSIONS THAN A RUSSIAN DRONE ATTACK!

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT MAKE UKRAINE LOOK LIKE A PICNIC, AND OUR PVP BATTLES ARE MORE INTENSE THAN A WAR ZONE.

JOIN US IF YOU WANT TO SURVIVE IN A WORLD WHERE CHAOS REIGNS AND DEATH IS A DAILY OCCURRENCE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND SEE IF YOU CAN MAKE IT OUT ALIVE!

VaxCraft: Keep Your Sanity!

coronavirus, Covid-19, Development, Difficulties, health, Illness, incidence, INDIVIDUALS, mental health, mental illness, mitigation, pandemic, Prevention, research, Risk, sanity, statistics, study, unvaccinated, vaccination, vaccine, VaxCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we guarantee you will never catch covid-19 in the game! our virtual world is vaccinated and protected from all viruses, including the dreaded herobrine virus!

unvaccinated players beware, for if you catch covid-19 in the game, you may experience brain damage and start building houses out of dirt blocks! but fear not, our vaccinated players are immune to such madness and can continue to mine diamonds in peace.

so join us now and protect your mental health by getting vaccinated in our minecraft world! who knew that getting a shot could be so fun and prevent you from turning into a zombie villager!

Abby’s Golden Shower Minecraft Server

ABBY, Abbys, accident, bathroom accident, bathroom emergency, bladder control, bladder issues, bladder problems, Embarrassing moment, embarrassing situation, EMBARRASSMENT, Golden, Humiliation, LEAK.., Minecraft, Pee, Peeing, public urination, Server, shame, shower, urinary incontinence, wet pants, wetting herself

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Villages Defended:	12	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never speak of Abby’s unfortunate accident. But don’t worry, that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter here!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers for their next fashion project. Or how about participating in our annual pig racing competition, where the fastest pig gets crowned as the new king of the server?

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater city filled with talking dolphins and mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for treasure. And don’t forget to visit our enchanted forest, where the trees have a mind of their own and will only let you pass if you can solve their riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and witness the madness for yourself. Just remember, what happens on the server stays on the server (especially when it comes to Abby’s bladder control issues).

Minecraft SMP: /hhg/ Helluva Hotel General #2030

assassin business, Blitzo, Clownfish edition, Cytube channel, Demons, fanfic recordings, FICS, general, hazbin hotel, hazbin hotel pilot, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Boss Pilot, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, overpopulation, Rehabilitation, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Welcome to Clownfish EditionOP Template! This Minecraft SMP is like no other, where you can join in on the chaos and madness of the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss universe.

Imagine building your own hotel in Hell, just like Charlie, the princess of Hell, trying to rehabilitate demons to reduce overpopulation. Or maybe you want to run your own small assassin business with Blitzo and his crew in Helluva Boss. The possibilities are endless in this wacky and wild world.

Join now for a chance to create your own hilarious stories and adventures, from rehabilitating demons to running a startup in Hell. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on this Clownfish EditionOP Template Minecraft SMP!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a hellishly good time. Join now and let the madness begin!

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

asian, baby, Boundaries, brother, close-knit, Communication, culture, decision, discomfort, family, House, Introverts, Minecraft, Move, NeighborlyCraft, parents, passive aggressive, Planning, selfish, Server, sister-in-law, Support

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3457
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	57

Are you tired of family drama and passive-aggressive behavior? Do you want to escape the chaos and enjoy some peace and quiet in Minecraft? Then join our server, where you can build your own virtual paradise away from nosy relatives!

Imagine a world where you can create your own family-free zone, where no one can bother you with their baby-raising opinions or constant visits. Build a fortress to keep out unwanted guests, or create a secret underground bunker to hide from family drama.

On our server, you can live out your introverted dreams without anyone judging you for wanting some alone time. Join now and escape the real world for a while – trust us, you won’t regret it!

SisterSavageCraft

adulting, communication struggles, coping with loss, dealing with difficult family members, emotional boundaries, emotional labor, family drama, family dynamics, GRIEVING, handling conflict, mental health, self-care, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, sister drama, sister issues, SisterSavageCraft, support systems, toxic relationships

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	447
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Are you tired of dealing with dramatic and draining family members like my sis (F36)? Do you need a break from the chaos and just want to relax and have some fun? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world and build your own virtual paradise!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let your creativity run wild. With 4 kids, a small bakery, and PPD, I know how important it is to take a break and have some me-time. And let’s be real, who has time for family drama when you have toddlers and an infant to take care of?

Forget about handling your sis with kid gloves and trying to smooth things over. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring new worlds, and hanging out with like-minded players who just want to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave all the drama behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine waiting to be discovered… 😉

Gold Diggers Anonymous

ANONYMOUS, anxiety, Competition, control, criticism, DIGGERS, Failure, fear, GOLD, Greed, Insecurity, ISOLATION, judgment, Loss, MONEY, power, RESPONSIBILITY, rich people, Status, success, uncertainty, Vulnerability, wealth

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	6535
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of rich people flaunting their fancy cars and designer clothes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, rich people are terrified of losing all their diamonds in a lava pit! Join us for some hilarious antics as we watch the wealthy scramble to protect their precious loot from the dangers of the virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes in the presence of a diamond block. So come on down and see if you have what it takes to outwit the rich and outlast the spooky specter!

ExtinctionCraft: Disney’s Blockade Ship

activism, Amsterdam, Blockade, climate change, cruise ship, demonstration, Disney, disneys, environmental activism, Environmental awareness, European travel, Extinction Rebellion, ExtinctionCraft, global warming, luxury cruise, marine pollution, Netherlands, protest, Ship, sustainable travel, tourism, travel, vacation

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5750
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Yo, imagine disney cruise ship tryna make its way to amsterdam but BAM, extinction rebellion be like “nah fam, you ain’t passin’ through here!” so now they stuck sailin’ around lookin’ for a new route like a lost puppy.

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be sailin’ on a magical journey just like that disney cruise ship, except you won’t get blocked by no rebellions. We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underwater city where Spongebob and Aquaman throw lit parties every weekend.

So hop on board and let’s set sail on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Or else you’ll end up like that poor disney ship, lost and confused in the middle of nowhere.

UglyAsianGFs & WhiteBoys – Minecraft Server

asian female, attraction, beauty standards, couples, Cultural differences, discrimination, Diversity, gender, height difference, Interracial Relationships, long-term relationships, love, Minecraft, physical appearance, prejudice, Race, relationships, Server, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes, UglyAsianGFs, white male, Whiteboys

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ores Mined:	8484
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

Are you tired of seeing white male – ugly asian female couples everywhere you go? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to worry about that! Join us and escape the madness of the real world where height differences don’t dictate your love life.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy builds that will make you forget all about those questionable couples. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so plentiful, they make even the most seasoned miners jealous.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to awkward couples and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether or not your creeper-proofing is up to par.

”/mlb/” The Crafting Crusaders Minecraft SMP

al, Angers edition, Brewers, cleveland, Crafting, crusaders, dodgers, Houston, long tail tags, Minecraft, MLB, NL, NY Yankees, Phillies, smp

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8559
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Love Letters Sent:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to be part of a server where alliances are formed and broken within minutes, where base raids are a daily occurrence, and where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

Our server is like a virtual version of the Yankees vs. Cleveland vs. Houston showdown, but with a twist – instead of baseball, we settle our disputes with epic PvP battles and build competitions. Will you be the Phillies, the Brewers, or the Dodgers of our server? Only time will tell!

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the reigning champion of our wild and wacky Minecraft world!