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Arab Oasis Land 1.21.2

thick thighs, tiny waist, sexy curves, 1.21.2, slim frame

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they got this huge ass Arab dude with a tiny waist running around like a madman! It’s like watching a camel trying to wear skinny jeans, hilarious AF!

But wait, there’s more! This server is like a virtual circus, with all sorts of crazy characters and shenanigans going on. You never know what you’re gonna see next, it’s like a fever dream mixed with a meme compilation.

And don’t even get me started on the building competitions! People are creating the most insane structures you’ve ever seen, like a giant flamingo made out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. It’s like being on acid without actually taking any drugs.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then this is the place for you. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong grip on reality, because things are about to get weird.

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Blocky Bod Minecraft Server

Server, athletic build, body type classification, triangle shape, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special body type that will have you questioning reality! We call it the “Spaghetti Squid” body type – imagine a player with the body of a squid and the limbs of a spaghetti noodle, flailing around as they try to mine and build. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

Join us on this server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Whether you’re exploring our custom-built dungeons or participating in our weekly “Squid Noodle Olympics”, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden “Spaghetti Squid Temple”, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Squid Noodle God himself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and discover the true meaning of spaghetti squid madness!

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WorldofBlox

Survival, Minecraft Gaming Adventure Creative Building Exploration Sandbox Online Multiplayer Survival PVP Servers Mods Redstone Farming Crafting Mining Community Roleplaying Economy

WorldOfBlox is a whole new experience.

Officially releasing on June 1st, the server opened on May 30th for Beta Testing.

The server offers a unique and fun experience with it starting off at survival, but soon will be expanding into the modded servers realm.

survival.worldofblox.com

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Lunerverse Network

Minecraft, Alpha stages, Server, multiplayer, Lunerverse Network

Welcome to the Lunerverse Network! A brand new network that’s still in the ALPHA stages so mostly everything does not work as of yet. Feel free to join our Discord @ disc.lunerverse.net

mc.lunerverse.net

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BugZap Minecraft Server

data breach, Allowed, electronic devices malfunction, bugs, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the bugs have taken over and are now in control of the lithium batteries! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where insects are the rulers and technology is their plaything.

But fear not, for these bugs are not your average creepy crawlies. They have evolved to be super intelligent and have created a utopia where everyone is welcome, as long as you bring your A-game when it comes to building and surviving.

Join us on this crazy adventure and see if you have what it takes to thrive in a world where bugs reign supreme and lithium batteries are the currency of choice. Who knew that a simple Minecraft server could turn into a bug-infested paradise?

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ToxicCraft Minecraft Server

toxic environment, self-care, SELF AWARENESS, mental health, self-destructive behavior

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and friendly? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you toxic players out there!

Join us if you want to unleash your inner troll and cause chaos wherever you go. We have no rules, no restrictions, and no limits to how toxic you can be. Want to grief someone’s base? Go for it. Want to steal all their diamonds? Be our guest. Want to set the entire server on fire? We’ll even give you a flint and steel to help you out.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly toxic tournaments where players compete to see who can be the most obnoxious and annoying. The winner gets a special prize of… absolutely nothing because we’re too cheap to give out rewards.

So why wait? Join our server today and let your toxic side run wild. Just don’t be surprised if you get banned within the first five minutes.

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BestieBreakup Minecraft Server

BestieBreakup, Server, Communication, setting boundaries, personal boundaries

Looking for a Minecraft server that will end toxic friendships for you? Look no further than our server! Just like this guy made his wife end her friendship with her bestie, we will make sure any toxic players are kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”.

Join us for a wild ride of drama and betrayal, just like this wife had with her best friend. Who needs enemies when you have friends like Alex, are we right? We promise to provide you with a server experience that will make you question all your relationships, just like this guy questioned his marriage.

So come on over and let us help you cut ties with all the Alex’s in your life. We may not offer couples therapy, but we do offer a fun and entertaining Minecraft experience that will have you questioning your life choices. See you on the server!

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ExWifeWasRight_MC

SELF AWARENESS, Tough Decisions, family dynamics, adulting, relationship issues

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your brother’s divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of chaos and craziness that will make you forget all about your family drama.

Our server is like living with a sibling with ADHD who refuses to take their meds – unpredictable, chaotic, and always keeping you on your toes. But don’t worry, we have therapy sessions available for all players who need it (although it may not help much).

Just like Eve, you’ll feel like the only adult in the house as you navigate through our server filled with players who can’t seem to handle basic household management. But hey, at least you won’t have to deal with a partner who drops the ball when you need them most.

And if you’re looking to start a family, our server is the perfect place to practice your parenting skills. See if you can handle the hard everyday parts of parenting or if you’re just in it for the fun parts (we won’t judge…maybe).

So come join our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft? Let’s kick some anthills and have a blast!

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CraftyCitizen: DeclareIsraelExist

Nationality, DeclareIsraelExist, German citizenship, Multiculturalism, integration

so, like, u know how u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this place, bro. first of all, we got this crazy rule where u gotta declare Israel’s ‘right to exist’ to get in. like, what even is that, amirite? but hey, if u wanna play on the best server ever, u gotta follow the rules, man.

plus, we got this legend about a player who found a secret diamond mine deep in the caves. they say if u find it, u become the richest player on the server. but be careful, cuz there’s also rumors of a creeper army guarding the treasure.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who roams around the spawn area? he’s like the server mascot or something. so if u wanna hang out with a cool pig and declare Israel’s ‘right to exist’, then this is the place for u, my dude. join now and let the epicness begin!

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SeasonSwapCraft

Perception, Warm, Seasons, Nature, climate

join dis epic minecraft server where we make u question everything u thought u knew about seasons. like, did u know dat spring is called “warm” even tho it’s da same temp as winter? and autumn is “cool” even tho it’s da same temp as summer? mind = blown. come join us for mind-bending fun and crazy adventures. plus, we have flying pigs and talking sheep. u won’t find dat on any other server, i swear. so what u waiting for? join now and let’s get weird together!

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