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Blocky Bod Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Love Letters Sent:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Votes:	3104
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special body type that will have you questioning reality! We call it the “Spaghetti Squid” body type – imagine a player with the body of a squid and the limbs of a spaghetti noodle, flailing around as they try to mine and build. It’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

Join us on this server for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Whether you’re exploring our custom-built dungeons or participating in our weekly “Squid Noodle Olympics”, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden “Spaghetti Squid Temple”, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Squid Noodle God himself!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft server and discover the true meaning of spaghetti squid madness!

PlastiCraft: Microplastic Mayhem

antibiotic resistance genes, aquatic environments, gene mobility, MAYHEM, microbiota, Microplastic, microplastics, mobile genetic elements, mobile resistome, PlastiCraft, Plastiome, Plastisphere

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	171
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Towns Built:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We got a whole bunch of plastic stuff going on here, like a plastisphere-enriched mobile resistome in aquatic environments. Yeah, you heard me right, we’re all about that plastic life!

Our microplastics associated microbiota is off the chain, enriching antibiotic resistance genes like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, we even enhance gene mobility through mobile genetic elements. How insane is that?!

Join us on this wild ride and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of the Plastiome crew? Don’t miss out on all the plastic-tastic fun, come and join us now!

The Earth Factions

Bedwars, build battle, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2095	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
New Chunks Explored:	960473	Endless Night Skies:	3

welcome to The Earth Factions! We are an Earth server centred around world building nations, towns and history on a Minecraft Java 1.20.6 server using the Towny plugin.

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Prosper SMP: Vanilla Survival Server – Now with Bluemap, Discord, and a Voice Plugin! (Age 16+)

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Dimension Hops:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Tired of your SMP’s dying off? Join a long-standing community with friendly and mature players who enjoy playing Minecraft and other games together. Major build projects are always in progress, and new members are welcomed!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been active?	The server has been active for the past few years with a dedicated community.
What does the Discord server offer?	The Discord server encourages playing a variety of games with other community members while keeping Minecraft as the center of focus.
Are there any specific rules for the server?	The server is light on rules but does not tolerate hackers or griefers. Respectful behavior towards other players is expected.
Do I need to join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server.

NoCompaniono Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in spreading love and joy through virtual blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with endless adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombies and skeletons. Who wouldn’t want to see that?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with friendly players who are always ready to team up and conquer the virtual world together. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate who will love you forever and ever. Just like in real life, but with more creepers. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

HadithCraft Minecraft Server

#Quran, Country, FAITH, favourite hadith, HadithCraft, Islam, Islamic beliefs, Islamic culture, Islamic heritage, Islamic history, Islamic principles, Islamic quotes, Islamic sayings, Islamic teachings, Islamic traditions, Islamic values, Islamic wisdom, Minecraft, Muslim, Prophet Muhammad, religious quotes, Server, spirituality

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Farms Harvested:	691	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic Hadith battles where players compete to see who can recite the most outrageous Hadith in their country. From flying camels to talking donkeys, you never know what kind of wacky Hadith you’ll come across next!

But that’s not all – our server also features a special “Halal or Not” mini-game where players have to guess whether certain activities are considered halal or haram. Trust us, you’ll be surprised by some of the answers!

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild and hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew Hadith could be so much fun?

RedHotBridesmaid

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	1710
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of boring weddings where everyone looks the same? Do you want to unleash your inner bombshell and show off those legs that have been hidden away for too long? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and be a part of the most glamorous and drama-filled wedding ever!

Imagine a world where the bride is a stunning Selena and the Maid of Honor is a bombshell Hailey, both trying to outshine each other in the most fabulous way possible. With dress choices that range from demure to full-on glam, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Witness the bride rejecting dresses for making models look “fat” and the Maid of Honor getting wolf whistles for her daring fashion choices. Who will steal the show at this virtual wedding extravaganza? Join now and find out!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. With fashion drama at every turn and outrageous dress codes to follow, only the boldest players will survive. Are you ready to strut your stuff and show the world your inner bombshell? Then join us and let the fashion games begin!

InstantLingo Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9976
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be speaking in tongues in no time! Literally, because we have a magical language-learning feature that allows you to instantly become fluent in any language you choose. Want to impress your friends with your newfound Klingon skills? Done. Need to negotiate with a group of Spanish-speaking villagers? No problem. Our server is not just about building and surviving, it’s about expanding your linguistic horizons in the most absurdly awesome way possible. So come join us and start chatting up a storm in languages you never knew existed!

CraftyTeacherLifeChanger

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Have you ever had a teacher so legendary that they literally changed your life? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server filled with teachers like that! Join us and experience the magic of learning while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our teachers will inspire you to reach new heights in both education and Minecraft skills. Plus, rumor has it that the headmaster is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to help you in your quests. So come on, join us and let’s make some educational magic happen!

PutinCraft Server – Defending Good Villains

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4546	Dragon Scales Harvested:	209
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	14

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the owner thinks putin is like, super cool? well u found the right place, cuz on this server, we stan putin like no other! come join us and build ur own putin shrine, or maybe even reenact the time he wrestled a bear shirtless (not recommended in real life, kids). plus, our community is full of putin enthusiasts who will shower u with love and support for ur undying love for the russian president. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make putin proud! #putinforlife #minecraftputinfans #bestserverever

CraftyTroops: PyongyangBound

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7715
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

LOL U GUYS, SO THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE NORTH KOREA LEVEL LIT. WE GOT KIM JONG-UN HIMSELF PLAYING ON HERE, BUILDING NUKES AND STUFF. HE PROMISED TO SEND TROOPS TO UKRAINE IN THE GAME WITHIN A MONTH, LIKE WHAT EVEN? JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY SH*T GO DOWN, WE GOT MISSILE LAUNCHES AND DIPLOMATIC DRAMA ALL IN ONE MINECRAFT SERVER. PLUS, WE GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS, BECAUSE WHY THE HECK NOT? JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE. KIM JONG-UN APPROVES THIS MESSAGE.