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WeirdComplimentMC SMP

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Buildings Constructed:	28
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to be complimented on your block-placing skills by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He may be a pig, but he’s got an eye for design that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Rumor has it they hold elections every month and the winner gets a golden feather crown. Will you be the next Chicken President?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment from a llama wearing a top hat!

OpinionCraft: From Hater to Player

adapting opinions, altering viewpoints, changing convictions, changing perspectives, evolving beliefs, evolving ideologies, evolving mindset, HATER, opinion change, OpinionCraft, personal development, personal growth, player, reconsidering beliefs, reevaluating stances, rethinking beliefs, self reflection, shifting attitudes, shifting paradigms, shifting viewpoints, stance change, transformation, transforming opinions

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3209
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Have you ever thought you were a hardcore survivalist, only to realize you’re actually a creative mode connoisseur? Well, get ready for a server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Join our server and experience the ultimate role reversal where survivalists become builders and builders become survivalists. Imagine mining for diamonds only to use them to build the most epic roller coaster the Minecraft world has ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, a half-pig, half-man ruler who demands sacrifices of bacon and gold in exchange for protection from the dreaded Creeper Army. Will you bow down to his porky greatness or rise up against his bacon tyranny?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your opinions and stances flipped upside down faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

NukeSpyCraft: RussiaChinaUkraina

Chinese satellites, defense strategy, eastern europe, Espionage, foreign policy, future strikes, global security, international relations, military aggression, nuclear facilities, nuclear weapons, NukeSpyCraft, political tensions, potential conflict, russia, RussiaChinaUkraina, satellite imagery, security threats, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, Zelensky

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	1799
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we surveil all the nukes with chinese satellites for epic strikes! zelensky approves this message! join now for a chance to be a spy and save the world from nuclear destruction! who needs russia when you have our crazy minecraft server?! sign up now and be a hero!

BoomerCraft – No Impulse Buys

age difference, age group differences, BoomerCraft, buys, Decision making, Elderly, financial behavior, financial choices, financial decision factors, financial decision-making, financial habits, financial influence, impulse, impulsive behavior, impulsive financial decisions, influence, Millennials, older people, peer influence, peer pressure, senior citizens, young adults, young generation

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	179
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5

So, like, this server is like the ultimate place for all the cool grandpas and grandmas out there! Forget about those young whipper snappers, this server is where all the real OGs hang out. We got diamond-encrusted walkers, enchanted dentures, and potions of eternal youth for those who want to relive their glory days. Plus, we have a retirement home built entirely out of emerald blocks, because why not? So come join us, where the only thing more impulsive than our financial decisions is our love for Minecraft!

BauBau’s Block Party – Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2376
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic server out there! Join us for a chance to build epic structures, battle mythical creatures, and uncover hidden treasures!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Baubau, a mythical creature known for its incredible singing abilities and love for chaos. Rumor has it that Baubau once sang so beautifully that it caused a volcano to erupt! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll have with Baubau by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. See you there, adventurer!

Limbust Company General Minecraft SMP #1938

appstore, Bygone Days, Company, countdown, Current Extractions, Devyat’ North Section 3, e.g.o, Ego, FAQs, general, General guide, google play, Id, ishmael, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, Limbust, Lobotomy Corporation, Masquerade, Minecraft, Mirror Dungeon, Mirror of the Wuthering, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, optimal grind guide, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line, Required reading, Resources, Rodion, Ryoshu, season 4, Sinner info, smp, Steam, TETH, tutorial

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with mirror dungeons, refraction railway lines, and target extractions that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is so insane that it’s directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games. Expect spoilers, crazy plot twists, and mind-bending gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But wait, there’s more! Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam to truly immerse yourself in the madness. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more outrageous content.

Need info on EGO and Sinners? We’ve got you covered with our helpful resources and guides. And don’t forget to check out our countdown to the next mind-blowing event on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild journey through the world of Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the bizarre, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

MommyMinecraftMadness

AITAH, Argument, bitter, child support, co parenting, custody, dropped off, emergency, home, income, MommyMinecraftMadness, monthly paycheck, not letting, Petty, Police, restraining order, Sidewalk, Small Business, son’s mother, stay-at-home dad, use bathroom

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	437	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like this crazy ex, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From restraining order battles to custody disputes, our server is full of drama and excitement. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience all the chaos firsthand? Plus, just like this ex, our server will never fail to surprise you with its outrageous antics. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about – you won’t be disappointed!

BlessingCurse Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Magic Items Found:	6610

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions! One minute you’ll be riding high on a wave of success, the next you’ll be plummeting into the depths of despair. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and love triangles.

Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness in Minecraft. Picture this: a group of players armed to the teeth with enchanted weapons and armor, facing off against a horde of angry zombies and skeletons. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s… actually pretty hilarious when you think about it.

But that’s not all! We also have the most insane building competitions you’ll ever see. Want to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of nothing but dirt blocks? Go for it. How about a working rollercoaster that sends players flying into the sky? Why not! The only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few pesky building restrictions.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness drama, epic battles, and ridiculous building projects all in one place? It’s a blessing and a curse, but hey, at least it’s never boring.

MineCraftMyths

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	2896
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Remember that time you thought eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, our Minecraft server is like that, but on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few watermelons popping out of your stomach (just kidding, that’s not a feature…yet). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your childhood fantasies run wild in the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

CraftyDan’s Energy Fix

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8807
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

u kno wat else is contributing $19.5 million? dis epic minecraft server, where u can build ur own energy system and become the ruler of ur own kingdom! we got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes! join now and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life! who needs denmark when u got us?!