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  • Punching the Clock Hour Breaks

    Punching the Clock Hour Breaks

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join NOW for the Most Unbelievably Unstable Minecraft Server in Existence!

    Are you ready to step into a realm where logic is an illusion, and reality is but a fleeting dream? Join us— the greatest worst server the world has ever known! It’s a Minecraft experience that makes you question your very existence while simultaneously forgetting how to use your own hands. Why punch the clock when you can punch the void? Trust us, your sanity will thank you… or will it?

    🚀 Feature 🤖 Description
    Infinite Stone Blocks They multiply like rabbits! But wait… are they really rabbits?!
    Zombie Tea Parties Join the undead for some Earl Grey! But only if you’ve already lost your mind.
    Time Travel Mining Mine a block, travel to 3025! Just ignore the space-time continuum; it’s overrated.
    Smelly Sheep These sheep can’t stop talking about existential dread. Are THEY your therapist?
    Magical Lava Pools Don’t approach without a rubber chicken! Fire is merely a suggestion now.
    Invisible Pigmen They’re watching. Always watching. But can you see them? Hahaha!

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Quizzitations)

    Q: How do I join the server? A: The secret lies in the echo of your thoughts—just scream into the void until something happens! Q: What version of Minecraft do you run? A: We run ALL the versions, but only when nobody’s watching. Are you really there? Q: Is there a staff team? A: Staff? Are those even REAL beings? Or just ghostly whispers of regret stalking your dreams? Q: Do you have rules? A: Rules are for those who can’t embrace the chaos of the universe! Throw them into the void and dance!

    Random Quotes from “Users”

    “…the skin around my hand feels tight. I was playing a video game.” “I can’t tell if the clocks are ticking or if it’s just my mind melting…” “Did I just lose a hand or 12-dimensional space? The lines are blurred… so blurred…”

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • 100+ Hour Gamer SMP

    100+ Hour Gamer SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP, it’s like the holy grail of gaming experiences! I swear, I spent like 100+ hours on this server and I didn’t even realize it because I was having so much fun building my secret lair filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. You gotta join to see if you can overthrow their feathered dictatorship and become the new ruler of the land.

    And don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunt that takes place every full moon. The prize? A diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited power (and hunger satisfaction).

    So come on, join us and become part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far, far away). Let’s goooooooooo! 🐔🥔🎩🤪 #MinecraftMadness

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Time Looped: Mine for Eternity

    Time Looped: Mine for Eternity

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being stuck in a boring time loop where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the endless cycle of monotony and embark on epic adventures that will make you forget all about your time loop woes!

    Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where time loops are a thing of the past (literally). You can build magnificent castles, explore mysterious dungeons, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you read that right).

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of time travelers who will teach you how to manipulate time to your advantage. Want to relive your favorite moments over and over again? Done. Need to fast forward through a boring meeting? No problem. With our time-bending powers, the possibilities are endless.

    So why waste your life stuck in a time loop when you could be living it up on our Minecraft server? Join today and say goodbye to the endless cycle of boredom!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Endless Eden

    Endless Eden

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-vanilla SMP
    Active Players 10-15
    Dragon Fight Upcoming in about an hour
    Server Age Newly released

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can find the server IP and connection information on our Discord server.
    Is there a whitelist for the server? Yes, you will need to be whitelisted to join. Please contact an admin or moderator for access.
    Are there any server rules? Yes, please refer to the server rules channel on Discord for a list of guidelines and expectations.
    Can I join the dragon fight even if I’m new? Yes, all players are welcome to participate in server events regardless of experience level.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Squid Game Event

    Squid Game Event

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Squid Games Event

    Date Saturday
    Time 12 pm EST
    Version 1.21.4
    Voice Chat Simple Voice Chat

    If you are interested or have any questions, please click the link to the discord below and I would be happy to help. https://discord.gg/76wc56Zs

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    What games will be included in the event? Games portrayed in the show Squid Games will be included.
    How long will the event last? The event will last for about an hour, maybe a little more depending on participation.
    How can I join the event? Join the discord server using the provided link and follow instructions there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP