Join our server and be part of a male revolution in society! Who needs office jobs and constant Instagram updates when you can be mining diamonds and battling creepers? Say goodbye to the male crisis and hello to a world where guys are actually present and kicking butt in the virtual realm. So come on, join us and let’s show the world that guys can have fun too!
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Hostage Hotties: No UN Standards
come join our epic minecraft server where female hostages are treated like queens! our server is so lit that even the israeli foreign ministry is slamming us for our double standard of treating female hostages like royalty. we don’t discriminate here, everyone is welcome to join our crazy adventures and build epic creations. plus, we have unicorns roaming around the server and leprechauns handing out diamonds like candy. so what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness for yourself! -
Minecraft SMP: /Heals/ – The Healing Hotties
Welcome to our totally not scandalous Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of the same old boring servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further because our server is all about exploring your kinks in gaming!Join us for some erp, healslutting, defeat/surrender, prostitution, resourcesluts, wagers, and other wild kinks that you never knew you needed in Minecraft. Whether you’re a dom, sub, tank, support, or healer, we welcome all roles and all levels of kinkiness.
What’s a Heal Slut, you ask? It’s a submissive healer who is ready to devote their all to a dominant player, whether they’re bratty, slutty, eager, or shy. It’s all about finding that sexual pleasure in submitting to someone else in the game.
And don’t worry if you’re a dominant healer – healdoms are totally a thing here! As long as you’re into Sub/Dom themes in online gaming, your post is more than welcome.
So come join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and kinks you’ll discover in our world!
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Crafty Halfling Hotties: Minecraft Server for the Short and Sassy!
Oh boy, let me tell you about the halfling women on our Minecraft server! These pint-sized princesses may be small in stature, but they are mighty in their building skills. Rumor has it that they can construct entire castles out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone in record time. And don’t even get me started on their farming abilities – they can grow crops faster than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Plus, they throw the best block parties in all of Minecraftia. So if you want to be surrounded by talented, fun-loving halfling women, come join our server and prepare to be amazed! -
LOLcraft: Nene’s Epic Fail Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than a cat trying to lick its own ear? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even Kohaku and Fushi are considering joining just to keep up with the craziness. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on all the fun and chaos that awaits you on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where anything is possible (including earlicking apparently)! Join now before the girls take over and start eating into your gaming time! -
Crafty Contrarian’s Chaos – A Minecraft Server for Rebels and Renegades!
Are you tired of missing out on all the latest gaming trends because you’re too cool for mainstream games? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you!Join us and become part of a community of rebels who refuse to follow the crowd. We specialize in all the games that everyone else is playing, but we put our own unique twist on them.
Don’t let FOMO get the best of you – join our server and be ahead of the curve by being behind it! Who needs popular games when you can be a trendsetter in your own right? Join now and show the world that you’re too cool for mainstream – but not too cool for us!
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Rothschild’s Blocky Adventures – Crafting with the Illuminati!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join the epic battle between the Harkonnens, the Fremen, the Atreides, and the Emperor!Join the Harkonnens and channel your inner Baron Rothschild as you plot with your green psychopath clan to loot the lands of the Muslim hordes. Or join the Fremen and defend the Islamic world with all your might!
Feeling patriotic? Join the Atreides, who discover they are actually half Harkonnen and Jewish – talk about a plot twist! And if you’re feeling fancy, join the Emperor and embrace your British aristocracy roots.
With insane alliances, crazy battles, and outrageous storylines, this Minecraft server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!
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Dragon’s Dogma Minecraft Madness – Slash, Craft, and Slay with the DDG Crew!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the Riftslut Edition for all you naughty adventurers out there! Join us for a wild ride through the world of Minecraft with a twist of Dragon’s Dogma madness.Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is filled with epic quests and challenges inspired by Dragon’s Dogma. Fight mythical creatures, explore mysterious dungeons, and uncover hidden treasures that will make you feel like a true hero.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most outrageous character creator you’ve ever seen. Want to make a pawn that looks like a giant cheeseburger? Done. How about a character with skills that shoot rainbows and unicorns? We got you covered.
And if you’re looking to show off your pawn and get them hired by other players, look no further! Our community is always on the lookout for unique and powerful pawns to join their party.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and experience the craziest, most exhilarating adventure of your life. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Join us now and let the madness begin!
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RoboCraft: Where even fembots can’t resist the urge to mine and build!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even fembots are welcome to join in on the fun! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. They may be small, but they are mighty!
2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. Who knew skeletons had such killer dance moves?
3. Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature – the rainbow unicorn pig. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for!
4. We have a floating castle in the sky where players can battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots. Trust us, they’re worth fighting for.
So come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, wacky world where anything is possible – even fembots building pixelated skyscrapers!