Hot Mess Craft

climate change, 2024.., Craft, record-breaking temperatures, carbon emissions

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about global warming, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing melting is your brain from all the fun you’ll be having!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs come by, wearing sunglasses and top hats. Or how about building a giant toilet house because why the heck not? The possibilities are endless on this server!

Join us now and become part of the wackiest community in Minecraft history. Who needs real life disasters when you can have virtual chaos and laughter with us? Don’t miss out, join now and let’s make 2024 the year of epicness!

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HotMess Minecraft Server

1.5C, HotMess, climate action, rising temperatures, climate change

yo yo yo come join our minecraft server, where the blocks be hotter than 2024, the year that be so lit it exceeded 1.5C like a boss. we got creepers doing the cha cha slide, skeletons breakdancing, and zombies twerking like there’s no tomorrow.

if you join now, you’ll get a diamond pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter. we also got a secret underground base where herobrine himself hangs out and plays poker with the Ender Dragon.

come join the madness and be part of the craziest minecraft server in the universe. trust me, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing creepers, they got some sick moves.

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HotCraft2024

heatwaves, UN weather agency, climate statistics, record breaking heat, climate crisis

OMG, this server is so lit, it’s hotter than 2024 according to the UN weather agency! Join us if you want to experience the heat of the hottest year ever recorded while building epic structures and battling creepers like a boss. We have lava pits that make the Nether look like a kiddie pool and diamonds so rare they make unicorns jealous. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server and will challenge you to a dance-off for ultimate bragging rights. So come on, join us and let’s make 2024 look like a walk in the park compared to the insanity that awaits you here!

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Absolutely Nothing SMP: Unmodded! Unwhitelisted! So boring even a 12-year-old could handle it!

Active, location, Whitelist, form, Create

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.20.1
Online	24/7
Mods	Origins, Ice and Fire, Create, OTBWG, Stellarity, etc (Over 70 mods). Simple Voice Chat coming soon.
Age Range	13-25
Whitelisted	Yes
Active Players	15
Server Age	7 months, recent reset 3 days ago
Location	Germany, with players from Asia, Australia, and America
Rules	No Griefing/Lifesteal, focused on Building, Grinding, and Hanging out. No Land Claims.
Staff	Nice staff members

To join, add zariaah on discord to be given a form and get whitelisted!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the server?

Contact zariaah on discord to get whitelisted.
What mods are included in the server?

The server includes mods like Origins, Ice and Fire, Create, OTBWG, Stellarity, and over 70 more. Simple Voice Chat will be added soon.
What are the server rules?

No Griefing/Lifesteal, focus on Building, Grinding, and Hanging out. No Land Claims allowed.
Where is the server located?

The server is located in Germany, but has players from Asia, Australia, and America as well.

Crafty Court Minecraft Server

Surprise, #revelation, Islam, Court, Server

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Join us for a wild ride through a world where gravity is just a suggestion and the laws of physics are mere guidelines.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret cave filled with talking cows who taught him how to speak in binary code. He now communicates solely in 1s and 0s, but hey, at least he’s fluent in a new language!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature who guards a treasure trove of diamonds so vast that even the most seasoned miner would weep tears of joy. Rumor has it that the Diamond Dragon only appears to those who can tell the best dad jokes, so start practicing now!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Join us for a wacky, wonderful adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity in equal measure. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

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SlopCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft SMP Adventure

prompters, gooners, stable diffusion, niche kink, NovelAI

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing the Fapping-focused AIslop Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with AI perfection, plapping, requesters, gooners, AI pornmommies, and so much more! Our server is the perfect place for all your niche kinks and wildest fantasies – as long as it follows site rules, of course.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly AI who loves to join in on the fun. Some say they’ve seen it plapping away in the distance, creating masterpieces of Stable Diffusion art.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the Fapping-focused AIslop Minecraft SMP and let your wildest dreams come true! Just be sure to bring your Catbox galleries for backup – you never know when you’ll need them.

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WeddingBlocker420

cousin, family, selfish, photos, afterthought

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t leave you out like your family did at that wedding? Look no further! Join our server where everyone is invited, even distant cousins twice removed! We don’t play favorites like your aunt did, we treat everyone like family (the good kind, not the mean spirited kind).

Forget about watching wedding videos of events you weren’t even invited to, on our server, you’ll be the guest of honor every time! And don’t worry about storage space, we won’t flood you with unwanted photos like your cousin did.

So if you’re tired of being left out and feeling like an afterthought, join our server and be part of a community that values and appreciates you. Who needs family drama when you have a Minecraft server to escape to? Join now and leave those wedding woes behind!

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GoogledFood SMP – Minecraft SMP

bizarre challenge, odd tags, last thing googled, eating challenge, viral challenge

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to eat the last thing you googled! Trust us, you’re in for a treat…or maybe a disaster, depending on what you searched for.

Join us as we embark on epic quests to find the weirdest things to eat, from unicorn burgers to alien smoothies. But be warned, some of us have googled some seriously questionable stuff, so you might end up chowing down on something truly bizarre.

But hey, who said survival in Minecraft had to be boring? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to stomach the last thing you googled. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…we hope.

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Blockhead Blunders

dumb thoughts, naive beliefs, silly beliefs, laugh at myself, foolish notions

Are you tired of living in a world where gravity actually exists? Well, on our Minecraft server, gravity is just a suggestion! Join us and experience the thrill of building upside down skyscrapers and riding pigs through the sky like a majestic flying carpet.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlocking unlimited diamonds. All you have to do is solve their riddles and complete their chicken dance challenge.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon herself. Dance the night away with zombie pigmen and blaze rods, but be careful not to get too close to the lava dance floor!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons).

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HellCraft Gangs & Griefers

iran, Iran human rights, Iran regime, Griefers, Target

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild ride straight outta a movie. imagine this: iran, yes THE iran, has turned into a gangsta paradise with hells angels and other criminal gangs runnin’ the show. but wait, there’s more! they’re not just doin’ regular gang stuff, they’re goin’ after their critics in the minecraft world. u gotta see it to believe it, fam. join now and be part of the craziest adventure ever!

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Hottest Year On Record

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