Hotter MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

VaginaCraft: Where even the straightest players can appreciate a good block

Good, social norms, Stereotypes, lgbtq rights, Gender Roles

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the grossness of vaginas and embrace the true beauty of blocky landscapes! Our server is so awesome that even non-fags like to hang out here and build epic structures.

Join us and witness the legendary dabbing skills of our players as they conquer the virtual world one block at a time. Who needs real-life women when you can have the companionship of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts who share your love for pixelated perfection?

So come on, don’t be a fag, join our server and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might even find yourself dabbing your way to victory in the most outrageous virtual adventures!

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BlazeCraft: Where the only thing hotter than our lava is our memes! #SmokeySummer2023

Gunpoint, smokey summer, memes, psyop, cognitive defects

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a Canadian wildfire and crazier than a conspiracy theory? Look no further! Join our server and experience the smoke-filled chaos that will leave you questioning reality. Our server is so intense, it will make you forget about those pesky cognitive defects and health risks caused by air pollution.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a special event planned where players will have to fight off bioweapons, dodge masked kids, and avoid getting vaccinated at gunpoint. It’s a wild ride that will have you on the edge of your blocky seat. So come join us and let’s uncover the truth behind this insane psyop disguised as unintentional man-made climate change. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server? Join now and let the madness begin!

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– “Crafty McCraftface: The Blockbuster Server” – “Pixelated Pandemonium: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness” – “Blocktopia: Where Your Wildest Minecraft Dreams Come True” – “Creeper Chaos: Explosive Fun for Everyone” – “Diamond Dynasty: Mine, Build, Conquer!” – “The Ender Realm: Enter if You Dare” – “Redstone Ruckus: Where Engineers Rule” – “The Netherworld: Hotter Than Hell” – “Piggy Paradise: Oink-tastic Adventures Await” – “Enderdragon Empire: Dominate or Be Dominated”

pool party 4. Sunshine, Ruckus, Hell, travel, Minecraft

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because THIS SUMMER we have the craziest, wackiest, and most epic server you’ve ever seen!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and zombie villagers who break out into dance parties when the sun goes down.

Build your own castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride on the backs of unicorns through fields of glittering diamonds, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater city where mermaids trade enchanted tridents for stacks of emeralds, and a hidden jungle temple where you can play mini-games with talking parrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join us THIS SUMMER for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

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CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

artwork, Print, creepy, Nude, CraftyGFs

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

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MineTimeMachine

MineTimeMachine

Hey there, young Minecraft enthusiast! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right!

Join our server and you’ll never look back. We’ve got a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted forests where the trees sing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure. Trust us, your younger self would thank you for it!

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PlaintextCraft – $101M Passwords

SECURITY, Fine, Technology, cybersecurity, Meta

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN META WOULD BE JEALOUS! THEY GOT FINED $101 MILLION FOR STORING PASSWORDS IN PLAINTEXT, BUT WE DON’T DO THAT HERE! JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH A MINECRAFT WORLD FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, DRAGONS, AND DANCING LLAMAS! OUR PLAYERS ARE SO AWESOME, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS CRY WITH THEIR MAD BUILDING SKILLS. COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY WE’RE THE TALK OF THE BLOCK!

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Dad’s Booze Before Birth = Bad Mouse Face

genetic mutations, developmental disorders, prenatal exposure, brain defects, paternal influence

lol so like, u know how ur dad drinks a lot of beer and stuff? well turns out, if he drinks too much before u were even born, u could end up lookin like a weird mouse in minecraft. like, ur face could be all messed up and ur brain could be all wonky. but hey, on the bright side, u could join our server and fit right in with all the other mouse-faced players! come join us for a wild time and see if u can build a house without ur brain defect getting in the way! it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

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The Chunky Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

Vamvagah, Manga, long tail, Server, VIEWER

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a touch of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started a dance party that lasted for days. The players were so mesmerized by their moves that they couldn’t help but join in and show off their best dance moves too. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of building epic structures with nothing but their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see the chicken-built castle that rivals even the most skilled player’s creations.

So why wait? Join us on #179 “Vamvagah” for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

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🌙 Moonthly Cow Thread Minecraft SMP 🐄

Sexy, bovine lovers, animal girls, Minecraft, Moo

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the beauty of bovine women in all their glory! Join us for a udderly ridiculous time as we explore the world of Minecraft with a twist – everything is cow-themed!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to posting sexy cow women and things transforming into hot cow babes? It’s like a weird and wonderful dream come true!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a legendary cow goddess who grants wishes to those who can milk her sacred cows. Will you be the one to uncover the secrets of the Big Milk Edition SMP?

So come on down and join us for a MOO-velous adventure unlike any other. Just remember, things may get a little cheesy, but that’s all part of the fun!

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CousinClash Minecraft Server

dming, home country, ruining my life, relationship, Cook

Are you tired of unwanted house guests overstaying their welcome? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any pesky relatives causing trouble. Plus, our virtual world has no room for drama llamas, only friendly players looking to have a good time. So say goodbye to unwanted guests and hello to a stress-free gaming experience on our server!

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