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HotPoliticianBrains

Analysis, climate change, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Communication, global warming, heat impact, heat stress, Heat Waves, heatwave effects, heatwave research, HotPoliticianBrains, older politicians, political discourse, political speeches, politicians, public speaking, research, speech complexity

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9012
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

join our epic minecraft server where heat waves make politicians talk like toddlers! we analyzed 7 million speeches from 28,000 politicians and found out that when it gets hot, their brains turn to mush! imagine hearing a seasoned politician trying to discuss foreign policy but all they can say is “me want juice box!” it’s a riot, i tell ya! come join the fun and see if you can decipher what they’re trying to say. plus, older politicians are even more affected, so you’ll get to witness some real gems. it’s like a comedy show and a political debate all rolled into one. so hop on our server and prepare to laugh your pants off!

CaveCraft: Unearthed Hilarity

ancient civilizations, Ancient Ruins, archaeological dig, archaeology, buried, cave collapse, cave collapse risk, cave exploration, cave preservation, Cavecraft, Excavation, hidden treasures, Hilarity, historical artifacts, historical discovery, historical excavation, historical preservation, historical research, human history, structurally unsound caves, underground exploration, underground history, unearthed

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	493
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got so much history buried under caves that are like, falling apart. like, u could find a diamond sword or a fossil of a creeper or something. it’s like a treasure hunt but with more explosions. come dig up some ancient secrets and maybe accidentally unleash a curse or two. it’s gonna be a blast, literally.

ShowerCraft Minecraft Server

Bath, beauty, Body Care, body wash, Cleansing, hygiene, Minecraft, personal care, self-care, Server, shower, shower essentials, Shower Gel, shower products, shower routine, shower time, ShowerCraft, skincare

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2870
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ores Mined:	5971	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud while playing? Well, look no further because our server is like a spa day for your virtual self! We don’t just offer epic builds and exciting adventures, we also provide top-notch body wash recommendations for when you take a shower in real life. Join us and you’ll never have to worry about smelling like a creeper again! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself swears by our server for all his hygiene needs. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and level up your Minecraft game in more ways than one!

Minecraft Mayhem Server – Join the Block Party!

Adventure, Atmospheric, BLOCK, Canadian, Challenging, episodic, Exploration, gameplay, Immersive, indie, Join, long tail, MAYHEM, Minecraft, narrative, open world, Party, review, Server, story mode, Survival, survival horror, the long dark, video game, Wilderness, worth it

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like The Long Dark’s episodic story mode on steroids!

Join us if you want to embark on epic quests that will have you on the edge of your seat, fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen and dodging fiery arrows from skeleton archers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Ender Dragon with a penchant for singing show tunes and the elusive Creeper King who throws explosive parties every night.

So why waste your time on other servers when you can experience the thrill of The Long Dark’s story mode in Minecraft form? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

InheritanceCraft: No Regrets

Childless, DEBT, disabled child, Estate, House, Inheritance, InheritanceCraft, Jewellery, Job, MONEY, Mortgage, Mother, PRESSURE, regrets, Retirement, sacrifice, savings, single mom, sister, Visa, Wedding, Will

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	6877
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Dimension Hops:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and outrageous stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity.

Imagine this: You’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player’s mother passes away and leaves behind a massive inheritance. But wait, there’s a twist! The player’s sister, who has two autistic children, demands the entire inheritance because “she needs it more.” Will you support the player in their fight for what’s rightfully theirs, or will you join forces with the sister and her sob story?

But that’s not all! Get ready for epic battles and heated arguments as players debate whether it’s selfish to prioritize your own financial stability over someone else’s struggles. Will you be labeled as the villain for wanting to pay off your student debt and secure a future for you and your foreign-born fiancée, or will you be hailed as the hero for standing up for what you deserve?

Join our server now for a wild ride of entitlement, family drama, and moral dilemmas that will make your head spin! Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama at its finest?

Caution: Highly Addicted to Minecraft

addicted, Caution, complex, emotional, fragile, fragile handle with care, handle with care, handle with caution, handle with compassion, handle with empathy, handle with kindness, handle with love, handle with patience, handle with respect, handle with sensitivity, handle with understanding, Highly, humans, Labels, Minecraft, Unpredictable, Warning

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	8858	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

If humans came with warning labels, mine would say: “Warning: May spontaneously break into interpretive dance routines. Approach with caution or join our Minecraft server and witness the most epic dance battles you’ve ever seen! Who needs PvP when you’ve got dancers throwing shapes like there’s no tomorrow? Join now and unleash your inner dancing queen (or king)!”

CapitalCraft Gang Wars

Capital, CapitalCraft, control, crime, crisis management., disarmament, Gang, gang violence, Gangs, Government, Haiti, intervention, law enforcement, leadership, Order, Peacekeeping, prime minister, Public Safety, SECURITY, Stability, violence, Wars, weapons

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the prime minister of haiti is actually a secret gamer who wants to take back control of the capital by building the biggest minecraft city ever seen! gangs are dropping their weapons to pick up pickaxes and help build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen! join now and be part of this crazy adventure where even the most dangerous criminals become master builders!

SoupBowlChampagne

Aesthetics, CELEBRATIONS, CLASSY, design, diameter ratio, dinner parties, Drinking, Elegant, Entertaining, FUNCTIONALITY, gatherings, glassware, handles, Hosting, ideal height, low wide soup bowls, SOPHISTICATED, SoupBowlChampagne, stemware, tableware, tall skinny champagne flutes

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Votes:	654
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magic Items Found:	5193
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Crops Grown:	4215
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where the blocks are as tall as a giraffe on stilts and the creepers wear top hats! we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena! our players are so skilled they can build a castle out of dirt in under 5 minutes!

if you join our server, you’ll be granted the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to follow you around and sing you lullabies. plus, our diamond swords have the ability to shoot lasers and turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

we also have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure chests overflowing with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples. all you have to do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a waterfall made of lava.

so come on down to our wacky world of wonder and join the funniest, craziest, most bonkers minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

TacoCraft Minecraft Server

central america, challenge, Community, Competition, Faster, forum, Identity, Int, International, mexijeets, Minecraft, mog, ONLINE, POSTERS, pride, Rivalry, Salvadorans, Server, SPEED, strength, Stronger, Superiority, TacoCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1547
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	4823
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Are you tired of being outshined by those pesky mexijeet posters on /int/? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be stronger and faster than every single one of them! Join us and show those mexijeet posters who’s boss as you conquer the virtual world with your unmatched skills and abilities. Plus, rumor has it that the server is guarded by a pack of supercharged creepers who only attack mexijeet posters, giving you the ultimate advantage in battle. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

LowkeyCraft Minecraft Server

9000 jets, air superiority, air superiority model, export version, gimped export version, hi-low mix, jets, jets spam, lack, lack of tactical support structure, Larping, low end, LowkeyCraft, Minecraft, MODEL, Problem, Server, SOLVE, Spam, structure, Support, tactical support, z problem

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	3538
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the low end is actually the high end because we’re larping as air superiority models! Our gimped export version will have you questioning reality as you navigate through a world with a lack of tactical support structure. But fear not, because if you can get your hands on 9000 jets to spam, you just might solve the Z problem once and for all! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

DrunkHubbyNoSleepLOL

alcohol consumption, brother-in-law, Communication, compromise, drunk husband, DrunkHubbyNoSleepLOL, earplugs, family dynamics, family vacation, lack of sleep, light sleeper, personal space, shared flat, sleeping arrangements, sleeping habits, sleeping in living room, sleeping peacefully, Snoring, Understanding, vacationing together

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3941
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dimension Hops:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9826
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Void Armor Forged:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of a good night’s sleep, even in the virtual world! Join us and experience the thrill of building, exploring, and surviving with a community that values rest just as much as you do.

Just like the OP’s husband, you may find yourself in need of a separate sleeping arrangement after a long day of mining and crafting. But fear not, for our server offers luxurious virtual flats with individual bedrooms and bathrooms for each player. No more snoring or kicking keeping you up at night – unless, of course, it’s a creeper exploding outside your window!

Embark on epic quests with your fellow vacationers (aka players) and enjoy the camaraderie of shared experiences. And if anyone questions your sleeping arrangements, just tell them it’s all part of the game strategy – after all, a well-rested player is a victorious player!

So come join us on this unforgettable Minecraft adventure, where even the most mundane vacation dilemma can turn into a hilarious gaming experience. Who knew that a snoring spouse could lead to such virtual shenanigans?