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HotCraft: Rank Yourself 1-10!

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you a solid 11 on the hotness scale? Then you need to join our Minecraft server, where only the hottest players are allowed! We have a strict dress code of diamond armor only, because anything less would just be a fashion disaster. Plus, our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to date us. So come join us and show off your hotness while building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss!

Fern Fetish Funland: Where Pixel Plants Are the New Hotness!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6038
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious and alluring as Fern herself? Look no further! Our server is filled with hidden treasures and secret passageways that will keep Fern’s whereabouts a total mystery. And don’t worry about her giving you the silent treatment, she’s too busy crafting epic builds and battling mobs to bother with that! Join now for a gaming experience that’s as intriguing as Fern’s hidden assets.

SeditiousCraft: 1stConviction

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	780
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we make wearing seditious t-shirts a crime! be the first to get convicted under our hilarious security law for sporting rebellious fashion choices. join now for a chance to be the most stylish prisoner in all of minecraft land! #fashionpolice #minecraftconviction #rebelwithacause

FoodieCraft: Chemically Delicious

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	2085
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Crops Grown:	1430
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	1460
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Enchantments Applied:	268
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we be cookin’ up some wild adventures like a chef on steroids! We got 3600 chemicals flyin’ around like confetti at a rave, just waitin’ to be discovered in our food contact packagin’ and cookware. And get this, 25% of ’em chemicals have been spotted chillin’ in humans like they own the place!

We got groups like bisphenols and PFAS struttin’ their stuff like they own the runway, while them synthetic antioxidants and oligomers are playin’ hide and seek like sneaky little ninjas. Ain’t nobody knowin’ what they up to in our bodies, but we be on a mission to uncover their secrets!

So if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s more mysterious than a cat in a top hat, come on over and let’s unravel the mysteries of these crazy chemicals together! Who knows, maybe we’ll discover the recipe for immortality or turn into mutant superheroes. The possibilities are endless, just like the chemicals in our food contact stuff!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3784
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
New Chunks Explored:	930470	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Towns Built:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, mischievous villagers, and a dragon who loves to photobomb your selfies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Reactors: A LSY, Rosaria, and Frederick. These guys are like the Avengers of Minecraft, ready to save the world from any blocky threat that comes their way.

And if you’re looking for some epic loot, look no further than our server’s rate ups. We’ve got SSR characters like Dorothy, Skia, and Joo Shiyoung ready to join your team and kick some serious pixel butt. Plus, our ASSR characters like Swan and aRosa are so powerful, they can mine diamonds with their bare hands.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful of that dragon, he’s a real prankster.

The Secret Society Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Towns Built:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crops Grown:	4140
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is digging straight down and hoping you don’t fall into lava? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the diamonds don’t matter!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a magic potion. True story. If you join us, who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party room where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. It’s lit, literally. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon our hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond armor. Just watch out for the trapdoor that leads to a pit of angry chickens.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Just remember, anything goes on our server, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

FriendshipFrenzy Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8872
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Are you tired of emotionally draining friends who only take and never give back? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is filled with supportive players who actually care about your well-being and won’t leave you emotionally spent. Plus, we have virtual groceries for everyone, so no need to loan money to struggling friends in need.

Forget about real-life parenting criticisms and judgmental friends, on our server, everyone is a perfect parent to their pixelated children. And if you ever need a break from the constant venting and negativity, just log off and enjoy some peaceful mining and crafting.

So come join us on this Minecraft server, where you can take care of yourself and be selfish for once without any judgment. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to escape to?

ElderlyCraft: Japan’s 36.25M

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Crops Grown:	4864

come join our minecraft server, where the elderly population is booming like never before! with a record-breaking 36.25 million grandmas and grandpas running around, you’ll never feel alone again! watch as they build the most epic retirement homes and battle it out in epic bingo tournaments. who needs young whippersnappers when you have a server full of wise old souls ready to show you how it’s done? join now and experience the senior citizen revolution like never before!

What are Minecraft servers like Glimpsy ?

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	851956
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Skyblock – Skyblock servers offer a similar survival experience to Glimpsy, with players starting on a small island in the sky and having to expand and gather resources to survive. Many Skyblock servers also offer unique challenges and gameplay mechanics to keep things interesting.
Hardcore Survival – Hardcore Survival servers take the survival experience to the next level by adding elements like permadeath and limited resources. Players must carefully manage their resources and avoid dangerous mobs to survive in this challenging environment.
Factions – Factions servers add a competitive element to survival gameplay, with players forming factions and competing against each other for resources and territory. This adds a strategic element to the game, as players must work together to protect their base and fend off rival factions.
Creative – Creative servers offer a different take on Minecraft gameplay, focusing on building and creativity rather than survival. Players can unleash their imagination and build stunning creations in a peaceful, non-competitive environment.

Whether you’re looking for a challenging survival experience, a competitive gameplay environment, or a creative outlet, these Minecraft servers offer experiences similar to Glimpsy that are sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. Join one today and start your next Minecraft adventure!

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Crafty Kink Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties. Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of ender dragons, build a house out of enchanted sponge, and battle evil llamas with your trusty diamond pickaxe. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Cooling Off Minecraft SMP Boom Period

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ores Mined:	8945	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Falling into the Void:	1

Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is like a never-ending rollercoaster of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but carrots and potatoes. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with llamas wearing top hats. And don’t even get us started on the time someone built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Boom Period”, where explosions are a daily occurrence and TNT is considered currency. So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a box of creepers, then come join us and see if you can survive the madness!

DonutCraft: Where Lawyers Love Lattes

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Potions Brewed:	145	Meteorites Collected:	2
Void Armor Forged:	30	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7

On our Minecraft server, doctors are associated with saving villagers from zombie infections by performing virtual surgeries using enchanted diamond scalpels. Builders are known for constructing entire cities in a single night using nothing but their imagination and a stack of magical blocks. And farmers? Well, they’re famous for growing crops so massive that they tower over the clouds and rain down golden apples upon the land. So come join us on our server, where every profession is a wild adventure waiting to happen!