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Blocky Bedrock Bonanza: The Aftermath Server

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8163
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	289	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because on our server, you can experience all the excitement of a Hollywood romance right in the comfort of your own blocky world!

Picture this: you and your Minecraft crush laying side by side, staring up at the pixelated sky, discussing the meaning of life and debating whether creepers are just misunderstood creatures. With our server, you can create your own love story that would put any Hollywood romance to shame.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to battle dragons, ride unicorns, and even participate in a virtual dance-off with Herobrine himself. Who needs first world problems when you can have epic adventures like these?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies. Love, adventure, and pixelated drama await you!

Ribcraft: Where building blocks meet BBQ jokes! Dig in and let the laughs sizzle on our server!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Animals Bred:	163	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further, because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? If you win, you get a diamond sword that shoots out rainbow lasers! But if you lose, you have to wear a chicken suit for a week.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves? Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to dubstep.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and let the madness begin! And remember, it’s not just a rib, it’s a whole feast of fun!

Sorry Creepers, only cool kids allowed! Vanilla Community for building pros, 18+ age limit, whitelist in place.

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8164
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dimension Hops:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	290	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Magic Items Found:	5361	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

All-Womens Vanilla Minecraft Server

Creating a fun and safe all-womens vanilla Minecraft server ♡

Hello! I’ve personally dealt with being uncomfortable while playing video games due harassment and strange encounters and was looking to maybe create a safe space for women on a (long-term) server where we can play, create, and connect with each other in a safe and fun environment.💗

Looking to fill the Minecraft server with shops, cute houses, and hosting holiday celebrations, competitions, etc. Overall just looking to hopefully create long-lasting friendships and build a community where we can enjoy game nights, book clubs, movie nights, and much more!

If you’re interested please PM me and include your age and tell me a little bit about yourself! I’m so excited to meet everyone and hopefully create a fun little community ♡⸜(˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝

Please note: This server is dedicated to providing a safe space for women to enjoy Minecraft without fear of harassment. Any inappropriate behavior will not be tolerated. I will be personally vetting everyone to ensure a safe environment. NA Time Zone 18+ only!!!!!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can men join the server?	No, this server is dedicated to providing a safe space for women.
What activities will be available on the server?	We plan to have shops, cute houses, holiday celebrations, competitions, game nights, book clubs, movie nights, and more!
How do I join the server?	Please PM the creator with your age and a little about yourself to be vetted and added to the server.
What age group is the server for?	The server is for ages 18 and older.

Minecraft Manga Madness: Build, Craft, and Source Panels!

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	915	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of blending in with all the basic Minecraft players out there? Do you want to stand out and be the envy of all your friends? Then join our server, where we believe in investing in your appearance just like that pretty boy anime character from that one show nobody remembers!

On our server, we encourage you to pamper yourself with the finest pixelated cosmetics and outfits, because let’s face it – nobody likes a Minecraft player who looks like they just rolled out of a dirt block. Show off your style and watch as everyone flocks to you like bees to honey (or creepers to TNT, if you prefer).

Don’t be selfish and expect people to love you for who you are on the inside – let your outer pixelated beauty shine and watch as the love and admiration pour in. Join our server now and start your journey to becoming the most fabulous Minecraft player in all the land! Trust us, it’s totally worth it. #PrettyBoyMinecraftGoals

Crafty McCraftface: The ‘Hoc’ Edition

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5664
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Potions Brewed:	52	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the “IT WAS 3-1 Edition” where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cheese. Yes, you read that right, CHEESE! They built a castle out of cheddar and lived happily ever after.

But that’s not all! On Friday nights, we have epic battles between the Vancouver Canucks and the Nashville Predators. Who will come out on top? Only time will tell! And if sports aren’t your thing, how about a showdown between the Dallas Stars and the Vegas Golden Knights? The stakes are high and the excitement is off the charts!

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride of adventure, cheese blocks, and hockey showdowns. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Vanilla SMP Server: Where potatoes battle over land in Highlandia, with some fancy maps

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	74
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

HighlandsMC – Geopolitical Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
Discord Server	Encourages mapping, content creation, and discussion of lore and politics of the server.
Dynmap	An excellent tool to visualize the server’s claims and territories.
Moderation Team	Involved and friendly team to ensure player enjoyment and safety on the server.
Nation Building	Players are encouraged to build their nations and claim territories.

Join the Discord server today to get started: https://discord.gg/VzESdyen7s

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server is launching on the 3rd of May.
What can I do on the server?	You can participate in nation building, claim territories, and engage in politcal discussions.
Is there a map of the server?	Yes, the server has a Dynmap tool to visualize claims and territories.
How can I join the Discord server?	Simply click on the provided link: https://discord.gg/VzESdyen7s

Loggy McLogface: Where the Logs Are Creamy, Steamy, and Dreamy

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ores Mined:	5925
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	278
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Welcome to a Minecraft server where the logs are so creamy, steamy, and dreamy that you’ll never want to leave! Why join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was greeted by the most delicious logs they had ever seen. These logs were so irresistible that they couldn’t help but build the most epic log cabin you’ve ever laid eyes on. But here’s the twist – every time they chopped down a log, it magically grew back even creamier, steamier, and dreamier than before!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava spa where players can relax and unwind after a long day of mining. And rumor has it that if you dive into the lava just right, you’ll be transported to a secret realm filled with diamond-encrusted pigs and rainbow-colored creepers.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure filled with creamy, steamy, and dreamy logs. Who knows what other surprises await you on our server? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Krafty Kino Kingdom

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	729
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	12
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9150
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a team of highly trained llamas who will guide you through epic quests and challenges that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out in our server, just waiting to challenge unsuspecting players to a dance-off.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to bestow with rare loot and magical powers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where villagers party like it’s 1999.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t be surprised if you find yourself riding a rainbow-colored unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

Ryns Dynasty: Where even creepers are on a guest list! (SMP)

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, Crafting, CREEPERS, Discord, DYNASTY, Empire, Exploration, FANTASY, guest, Kingdom, list, Medieval, Modded, Mods, Nature, power, PvP, Roleplay, rules, Ryns, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	381
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Falling into the Void:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19

Ryn’s Dynasty Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Modded
Inspiration	Medieval Dynasty
Challenges	Seasonal and nature-related
Empire Building	Build and maintain your empire
Join Discord	https://discord.gg/WpxJ34SFzd

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: The server includes a variety of mods inspired by Medieval Dynasty, enhancing the gameplay experience.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting using the provided IP address and port in the Minecraft multiplayer menu.

Q: Are there specific rules or guidelines for gameplay on the server?

A: Yes, please familiarize yourself with the server rules and guidelines provided in the Discord server before playing.

Q: Can I invite friends to join the server with me?

A: Yes, you can invite friends to join the server and play alongside you in building and expanding your empire.

BigMonkCockCraft

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	1644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8657	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	329
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because Big Monk Cock has everything you could ever want in a Minecraft server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets to wield the legendary Big Monk Cock sword! Rumor has it that whoever wields this sword gains the power to summon an army of flying pigs to do their bidding.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, including the elusive Disco Sheep that drops diamond blocks when defeated. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join Big Monk Cock today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!