hotline bling – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Big Beautiful Eyebrows Minecraft Server
arches, Beautiful, beauty, big, bold, Defined, Enhancement, Eyebrows, face, fashion, full, Grooming, Long, makeup, Minecraft, Server, Statement, Style, tags, Tail, Thick, trends
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic eyebrows? Well, look no further because our server is all about BIG BEAUTIFUL EYEBROWS! Our pixelated characters have the most fabulous eyebrows you’ve ever seen, and we even have eyebrow grooming contests every week where players can show off their eyebrow styling skills.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Eyebrow Mountain, where players can mine for rare eyebrow-shaped diamonds and gold. Rumor has it that if you find the elusive Eyebrow Emerald, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Eyebrow Fairy herself.
Join us on this eyebrow-raising adventure and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knew eyebrows could be so epic?

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Mindbreak Moxbrose’s Minecraft SMP Mayhem
Analysis, breakdown, confusion, confusion in match, Defeat, Frustration, match, MAYHEM, mindbreak, Minecraft, Moxbrose, Moxbroses, outcome, perplexing, Questioning, smp, Surprise, unexpected, unexpected defeat, unexpected loss, unexpected outcome, unexpected turn, unexpected upset, Upset
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most mind-bending server you’ll ever experience!
Picture this: one time, a player named Moxbrose joined our server and within minutes, their mind was completely shattered. Why, you ask? Because our server is so wild and unpredictable that even the most seasoned Minecraft players can’t handle it. From exploding chickens to flying pigs, you never know what absurdity will happen next.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, giant mutant creepers that drop rare loot, and even a talking llama who gives out quests. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes (just don’t ask where the diamonds came from).
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, in some cases). Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

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WeekendWarrior Minecraft Server
Boundaries, Communication Issues, compromise, Conflict Resolution, control issues, emotional labor, event planning, family dynamics, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting challenges, personal time, prioritizing relationships, Resentment, scheduling conflicts, self-employment, Server, social life, support systems, Time management, weekend plans, WeekendWarrior, work-life balance
Are you tired of your spouse nagging you about not spending enough time together? Do you need a break from family responsibilities? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!
On our server, you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from any nagging spouses or demanding children. You can explore vast lands and mine for diamonds without anyone interrupting your peace and quiet. Plus, you can join in on epic battles with other players to release all that pent-up frustration!
Forget about tracking weekends and planning in advance, on our server, you can block out as many weekends as you want for yourself. No need to find a babysitter, just log on and let the virtual world take you away from all the drama.
So, come join us and reclaim your sanity in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

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PixelPenisCheaterCraft
ACCUSATION, BETRAYAL, BLONDE, Cheating, Communication, doubt, fidelity, hair, Honesty, Infidelity, long term relationship, Marriage, marriage problems, penis, PixelPenisCheaterCraft, relationship, suspicion, Trust, trust issues
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll discover more twists and turns than a hair wrapped around a Dyson Airwrap! Join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and maybe even a few blonde hairs along the way.
Ever wondered what it’s like to uncover a long blonde hair wrapped around your virtual blocky penis? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Dive into the world of pixelated drama and questionable explanations as you navigate through the tangled web of relationships and laundry mishaps.
Who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret blonde hair conspiracy that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to unravel the mystery of the elusive blonde hair bandit.
Don’t be like the husband in this story, denying the undeniable. Embrace the chaos and absurdity of our server, where the only thing wrapped around your pixelated penis is pure, unadulterated fun. Join now and let the adventure begin!

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Skillz2Thrill Minecraft SMP
basic life skills, basic skills, common skills, easy skills to learn, essential skills, everyday skills, fundamental skills, important skills, Life skills, mastering skills, Minecraft, necessary skills, neglected skills, overlooked skills, practical skills, simple skills, skills for daily life, skills for success, Skillz2Thrill, smp, underrated skills, useful skills, valuable skills
Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to master the ancient art of cow tipping! Our server is filled with mischievous cows just waiting to be tipped over for fun and profit. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground cow society plotting to take over the server – will you join forces with them or stop their bovine revolution? Only one way to find out!

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ExBlockSucksLOL
10. Growing apart, 11. Lack of intimacy, 12. Distrust, 13. Lack of support, 14. Lack of understanding, 15. Lack of appreciation, 16. Lack of compromise, 17. Lack of affection, 18. Lack of connection, 19. Lack of chemistry, 2. Lack of communication, 20. Lack of attraction., 3. Infidelity, 4. Lack of effort, 5. Incompatibility, 6. Trust issues, 7. Emotional distance, 8. Different priorities, 9. Lack of respect, ExBlockSucksLOL, relationship issues
Are you tired of your ex partner not being able to build a decent house in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is filled with players who can actually construct a proper shelter without using dirt blocks. Join us and leave your ex in the dust as you build epic structures and conquer the virtual world together. Who needs a partner who can’t even mine diamonds properly anyway? Join us for a fresh start and a chance to find love in the form of virtual blocks and pixels.

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Jew-Free Zone Minecraft Server
Conflict, controversy, displacement, ethnic cleansing, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, Jewfree, Jews, JUDEA, land disputes, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Pa, palestine, peace negotiations, Political, Removal, Samaria, Server, Settlements, UN, united nations, Zone
LOL u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the UN but for Minecraft and they wanna remove 500,000 Jews from Judea and Samaria! like what even is that?! come join us and help save the Jews from getting kicked out of their virtual homes! we gotta fight for justice and build epic virtual castles to protect them! plus, there’s free virtual cake for all players who join! come on, let’s save the day in the wackiest way possible!

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CyberCraft: Russian Hackers vs Ukraine
#cyberattacks, criminal charges, cybercraft, cybercrime, cybersecurity, digital warfare, eastern europe, Espionage, foreign interference, Government, hackers, HACKING, indictments, intelligence officials, international relations, Kremlin, putin, russia, Russian, security breaches, Ukraine, united states, US
So, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building epic stuff, right? And then BAM! You get attacked by Russian intelligence officials! Like, what even?! They’re all up in your virtual world, causin’ chaos and tryna mess with your game. But don’t worry, ’cause on our server, we got your back. Join us and fight off those cyberattackin’ Russians with your blocky sword and pixelated armor. Show ’em who’s boss in the virtual realm! Plus, we got free virtual cookies for all new players. So come on, join the fun and let’s kick some Russian butt together!

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Space Hole Duo: 300 Light-Years
astronomical instruments, Astronomy, Astrophysics, celestial bodies, chandra, CLOSEST, Confirmed, Cosmic, discovery, Distance, Duo, galaxies, Hole, hubble, lightyears, NASA, research, Science, Space, space exploration, supermassive black hole, Technology, Universe
hey u, ya u, wanna join dis epic minecraft server where we got black holes closer than ur mom and dad’s relationship? yea, nasa found em and we decided to make a server around it cuz why not, right? come join us and explore the mysteries of space while building ur own epic creations. plus, who wouldn’t wanna be on a server with black holes as neighbors? come on, u know u wanna see what happens when u jump into one of em! so what u waiting for? join now and let’s get sucked into some out-of-this-world adventures!

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What is the IP for MMG Minecraft Server?
Minecraft, mmg, Server
MMG, also known as Maybach Music Group, is an American record label founded by rapper Rick Ross in 2009. The label has signed artists such as Wale, Meek Mill, and French Montana, and has released a number of successful albums and mixtapes. Known for its luxurious sound and affiliations with high-profile artists, MMG has become a prominent force in the hip-hop industry.

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